so, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? we got like, a record number of players joining every day, it’s gonna be like, a party up in here! plus, we got like, NATO allies joining us, they’re all like, “we gotta hit that defense spending target, yo!” and we’re all like, “yeah, let’s do it for Ukraine, man!” it’s gonna be epic, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever! we promise, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun, then maybe you will regret it, but who hates fun, right? so come on, join us and let’s kick some blocky butt together!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 99/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
Chimeras Created: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 14
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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