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Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 96/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 30 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Crops Grown: 3992
Void Gems Collected: 36 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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