Yo yo yo, welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the US Army armor ain’t got nothin’ on us! We got tanks, helicopters, and all the military gear you could ever dream of. Join us as we rumble into new NATO storage facilities in Poland, taking over the world one block at a time. Trust us, you ain’t seen nothin’ like this before. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the battle of a lifetime. Join now or forever hold your peace, because we’re taking over the Minecraft universe, one explosion at a time!
NATOcraft: Army Armor Rumble
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BlockyBraidsAndBeards
Are you tired of your hair looking like a hot mess while playing Minecraft? Join our server and learn the secret techniques of black people’s hair care to keep your locks looking perfect to the skull! No more untangling and reworking your hair every week – just join us and level up your hair game like never before! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly hairstylist who will give you the trendiest hairdos in the virtual world. Don’t miss out on this hair-raising adventure!
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DongCraft Minecraft Server
come join our minecraft server and help us fix the us trade deficit with vietnam!!! our weak dong is boosting exports like crazy, we need all the help we can get to balance things out. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of such an outrageous economic adventure in the world of minecraft?! join us now and let’s make some virtual money moves together!
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Trump’s Blocky Border Battle
so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where donald trump himself is like, pushing back deadlines for wars in ukraine just to show support for kyiv? well, u found the right place, my dude! come join our server where anything is possible, even world leaders getting involved in minecraft drama. who knows, maybe next week putin will be building a house next to u! join now for the craziest minecraft experience of ur life!
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Harvest SMP
Welcome to Harvest SMP!
We are a small, but growing, community of mature Minecraft players accepting of all build styles, technical know-how, and experience. We are at the very beginning of our newest season Harvest Season 4, and would like to invite you all to play!
Fundamentals of Harvest SMP
Our main priority in Harvest SMP is the community. Everyone who is a part of Harvest SMP is encouraged to participate in community events and contribute to community builds.
Features:
Hermitcraft-like experience Datapacks and plugins for close to vanilla experience Biome datapack Blooming Biosphere datapack for enhanced biomes Creative dimension Explore and build creatively Shopping district Diamond based economy for trading Minigame district Hangout and have fun with mini-games Whitelist Process
We have an application process in our Discord server. All players need to fill out an application before joining. This is to ensure a good fit for the community.
Join our Discord server to apply
FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
Question Answer Is there an age requirement for the server? Yes, this is an 18+ server. Can I join if I’m new to Minecraft? Yes, all experience levels are welcome. How often are community events held? We try to have them as often as possible, given our team’s full-time commitments. Are there any restrictions on building? No, you are free to build as you wish. What is the world border size? We have one continent currently with plans to expand periodically.
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MemeReviverMC SMP
OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the dankest memes from the early 2000’s! Like, we have a whole section dedicated to reviving dead memes and making them even more cringey than before. Remember “all your base are belong to us”? Yeah, we have a whole base dedicated to that meme, complete with pixelated cats and broken English signs everywhere.But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground lair where we reenact the “Numa Numa” dance on repeat for hours on end. It’s like a never-ending party down there, except with more blocky avatars and less rhythm.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a giant statue of the “Dancing Baby” from Ally McBeal that shoots fireworks out of its eyes every time someone joins the server. It’s like a welcoming party, but with more explosions and less cake.
So come join us on this epic Minecraft journey filled with nostalgia, cringe, and questionable meme choices. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!