NATO SplurgeCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

TimelessTrollin’ Minecraft SMP

Endless, eternal life, Eternity, Existence, forever.., IMMORTALITY, immortality activities, immortality ambitions, immortality aspirations, immortality desires, immortality dreams, immortality goals, immortality lifestyle, immortality plans, immortality wishes, Life, Minecraft, never ending, purpose, smp, Time, TimelessTrollin

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7403
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	30	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! We have a secret underground base where we throw epic parties with all the mobs from the Nether, it’s lit AF! And get this, our admin is actually a wizard who can turn diamonds into pizza, like what even?! Plus, we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks, it’s insane!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese, and you can ride around on giant hamsters while battling evil unicorns. And did I mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? It’s like a thrill ride of death, but in a fun way!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and live out your wildest dreams of being immortal and doing crazy stuff with your time, like building a giant statue of a potato or starting a llama farm in the sky. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

PresidentialCraft

biden, controversy, Democracy, Government, humor, hypothetical scenario, hypothetical situation, King, leadership, Monarchy, News, obama, political commentary, political humor, Political satire, presidential power, PresidentialCraft, public opinion, public reaction, satire, social media

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7007
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Villages Defended:	14	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Imagine a world where Obama and Biden decided to ditch politics and become Minecraft royalty instead. That’s right, they declared themselves kings of a virtual kingdom and invited players from all over to join their epic server.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, you’ll get to witness Obama and Biden in full royal attire, complete with crowns made of diamonds and thrones made of emeralds. And let’s not forget about their royal pets – a pack of wolves named Michelle and Jill who roam the kingdom, keeping order and looking adorable while doing it.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Obama and Biden have hidden secret treasure chests all over the kingdom, filled with rare items and enchanted weapons. And if you manage to find them all, you’ll be rewarded with a private audience with the kings themselves, where you can ask them anything your heart desires (as long as it’s Minecraft-related, of course).

So come on, join the server where Obama and Biden reign supreme – because who wouldn’t want to be a part of a kingdom where the only rule is to have fun and mine diamonds like a boss?

Trump’s Blocky Diplomacy Minecraft Server

blocky, CANCELLATION, CANCELLED, current events, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, donald trump, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, Kyiv official, Meeting, Minecraft, news conference, Politics, press conference, Server, Trumps, U.S. request, Ukraine, Ukraine envoy, united states, world news, zelenskyy

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7188
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1839
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this totally rad minecraft server and suddenly you’re in the middle of a news conference between Zelenskyy and Donald Trump’s Ukraine envoy. but wait, plot twist! the conference gets cancelled at the U.S. request. like, what even is happening, right?

join our server for all the crazy drama and unexpected twists you never knew you needed in minecraft. who knows what other wild events will happen while you’re building your epic castle or exploring the vast world. come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and pure chaos. trust me, you won’t regret it!

NATOcraft: Zelenskyy Approved!

Alliance, APPROVED, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, Erdogan, european union, foreign policy, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, Military, nato, NATOcraft, Partnership, Politics, SECURITY, solidarity, Support, turkey, Ukraine, Ukrainian president, zelenskyy

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2969
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Love Letters Sent:	13	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Potions Brewed:	124	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of erdogan and zelenskyy fighting dragons together. yea, u heard right, dragons. and guess what? erdogan himself supports our nato membership and plays on the server too. he even built a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. so come join us for a wild ride of epic battles, secret treasures, and world leaders fighting mythical creatures. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Hand Moisturize Faster Than Feet

beauty, Beauty Tips, dry skin, fast absorption, Faster, feet, foot care, foot moisturizer, Hand, hand care, hand moisturizer, Hands, hydration, long-lasting hydration, Moisturize, moisturizing routine, moisturizing tips, self-care, skincare, Skincare Routine, smooth feet, soft hands

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8987
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Secret Passages Found:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

join our epic minecraft server where the grass is purple and the pigs wear top hats. why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret – you can moisturize your hands twice as fast as your feet on our server. that’s right, no more dry hands for you, buddy.

but that’s not all! we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers do the macarena and the zombies breakdance. you won’t find that on any other server, i can guarantee you that.

plus, our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken. rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes – but be careful what you wish for, because last time someone wished for a million diamonds, they got a million diamond blocks falling on their head. oops.

so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server today. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you?

Foggy Water Tech Server

#sustainability, arid climates, atmospheric water harvesting, climate change, driest regions, Environmental Science, Fog, fog collectors, foggy, fresh water, hydrology, innovation, liters per square meter, optimal conditions, renewable resources, scientists, Server, Tech, Technology, Water, water conservation, water purification, water scarcity, Water Security

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9240
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even scientists are getting in on the action? Well, buckle up buttercup, cuz we got fog collectors that can turn that misty stuff into fresh water like it’s no big deal. Imagine sippin’ on that sweet, sweet H2O while building your epic castle or battling mobs like a boss. We’re talkin’ 0.2 to 5 liters per square meter daily – that’s enough to keep you hydrated for days, fam. And if you’re lucky and the stars align, you could be guzzlin’ down a whopping 10 liters per square meter. So come join us on this insane Minecraft server and let’s turn that fog into liquid gold, baby!

Elixir Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, 404 edition, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug dependence, drug recovery, drug recovery community, drug recovery journey, drug recovery motivation, drug recovery resources, drug recovery success stories, drug recovery support, drug rehabilitation, drug relationships, drug use, drugfeel, Drugs, elixir, erowid.org, Misaki, Previous thread, psychonautwiki.org, Realm

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3735
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land filled with pixelated wonders and blocky adventures.

Imagine finding your very own Misaki in this virtual world – would you stop mining for diamonds and start mining for love?

This server is like a trip to the moon on a rainbow unicorn, it’s that epic. So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life.

Don’t be a square, join us now and let’s build some memories together!

ToiletTroubleCraft

adulting, apartment living, bathroom etiquette, Boundaries, cleaning, cleanliness, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Expectations, household chores, hygiene, living together, personal space, poop stains, relationship issues, Respect, responsibilities, self-care, toilet cleaning, ToiletTroubleCraft

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1819
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Ores Mined:	8420	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Are you tired of dealing with poop stains in your toilet every morning? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where toilets clean themselves! No more arguing with your boyfriend about who should clean up after themselves – our magical toilets will take care of everything for you. Plus, our one bedroom, one bathroom apartments come with a built-in poop stain prevention system, so you’ll never have to see another skid mark again!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the Toilet Fairy, who will grant you three wishes if you can catch her in the act of cleaning a toilet. Rumor has it that one lucky player wished for a lifetime supply of toilet paper and never had to worry about running out again.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to poop stains and arguments forever! Trust us, your relationship will thank you.

Ukraine vs Russia: Minecraft Edition

aggression, Analysis, Conflict, Diplomacy, Edition, Explanation, foreign relations, international affairs, Invasion, investigation, Media, Minecraft, Misinformation, Politics, Propaganda, republicans, russia, trump, Truth, Ukraine, US government, War

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8968
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Enchantments Applied:	125	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a crazy theory that Ukraine actually started the war with Russia by sending a fleet of explosive pigs into Moscow! Join us and uncover the truth behind this epic piggy plot. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamond armor and enchanted weapons guarded by a squad of dancing llamas. So come on over and join the fun – just watch out for those sneaky Ukrainian pigs!

BlockyBuddy Minecraft Server

Alliance, Allies, BlockyBuddy, Conflict, Diplomacy, Disintegrates, foreign policy, friendship, Geopolitical, global affairs, international relations, Loss, Minecraft, Partnership, Sadness, Server, solidarity, sorrow, Support, Tension, Ukraine, uncertainty, united states

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5917
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Dimension Hops:	13	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Love Letters Sent:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit fam. we’ve got, like, unicorns and rainbows and all that jazz. but, like, here’s the kicker – we’ve also got a secret underground lair filled with treasure and diamonds and, like, a talking llama who tells hilarious jokes.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon who breathes fire and can fly you around the server in style? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

plus, our community is, like, super tight-knit and supportive. we’ve got each other’s backs like a pack of wolves protecting their alpha.

so, like, come join us on this wild adventure and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together. who needs boring old partnerships when you’ve got a server this awesome, amirite?

ZelenskiyCraft: Shut Up & Obey Trump

authoritarianism, controversy, criticism, current events, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, JD Vance, leadership, News, obedience, obey, Politics, power dynamics, shut, Statement, trump, Ukraine, us politics, Warning, Zelenskiy, ZelenskiyCraft

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9486
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

so like, imagine this epic Minecraft server where you can build your own little world and stuff, right? but get this, the owner is like a mix between a unicorn and a ninja turtle, so you know it’s gonna be wild!

join this server if you wanna see pigs flying and cows doing backflips, because anything is possible in this crazy land. plus, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie, it’s lit!

oh, and did i mention there’s a giant diamond castle guarded by a dragon made out of cheese? yeah, you heard me right. come join the fun and let your imagination run wild on this wacky Minecraft server!

EliteCraft: Vote for Competence

competence, EliteCraft, facial cues, Higher social class, Judging, long tail tags, politicians, prioritize, rely, social class voters, Vote, voters

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7573
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Crops Grown:	1758	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, if you wanna be in the cool kids club, you gotta join this server. all the higher social class voters are here, and they totally know what’s up. they only hang with the most competent players, so if you wanna be in their crew, you gotta show off your skills.

and get this, man. they rely on facial cues to judge politicians, so you know they got some serious discernment skills. if you can impress them with your sick building and redstone skills, you’ll be like, their new best friend.

plus, there are some insane stories going around about this server. like, apparently, there’s a secret underground base where all the elite players hang out and plan world domination. and rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest full of diamonds somewhere in the server, just waiting to be found.

so, like, if you wanna be part of the elite crew, show off your skills, and uncover some epic secrets, you gotta join this server, man. it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Men vs Women World War 1.21.4

1.21.4, battle of the sexes, Conflict Resolution, Femininity, feminism, gender discrimination, gender dynamics, gender empowerment, gender equality, gender harmony, Gender issues, gender relations, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, gender war, global conflict, Masculinity, Men, peace negotiations, social change, societal upheaval, War, war strategy, Women, world

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9931
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Star Shards Collected:	246	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Bro, imagine if Minecraft was the battleground for this epic battle! Join our server for the ultimate gender war experience!

We got dudes building fortresses with diamond armor and chicks casting spells with enchanted potions!

Choose your side and fight for supremacy in this wacky world where anything goes!

Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness, join now and let the gender war begin!

ExWifeExLifeCraft

anger, Blame, Divorce, Emotional Abuse, ex wife, ExWifeExLifeCraft, family, financial responsibility, Friends, Harassment, housework, ISOLATION, mediator., mental health, mutual friends, no contact, Pets, polyamorous, relationship, Support, Therapy

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8114
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Magic Items Found:	8643	Love Letters Sent:	15
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Are you tired of being trapped in a Minecraft server with a tight collar and a leash that only lets you go so far? Join our server for a breath of fresh air and freedom! Our server is a polyamorous paradise where you can build relationships with multiple players and live harmoniously together.

We guarantee that you won’t be emotionally abused by our admins, unlike some other servers out there. No more getting screamed at for a speck of dust out of place or for being a minute late to a virtual event. Our admins are here to support you and make sure you have a great time.

And don’t worry about being financially screwed over on our server. We won’t demand outrageous payments for emotional damage caused by leaving the server. You can keep your virtual car and we won’t force you to pay for someone else’s therapy sessions.

So come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be flushing down the toilet is your enemies in PvP battles. Build, explore, and have a blast without any drama or emotional baggage. See you in the game!

90sFilmFanaticMC SMP

1990s film, 90s cinema, 90sFilmFanaticMC, all-time favorite movies, award-winning films, best movie, cinematic masterpieces, classic films, cult classics, film analysis, film buffs, Film Critics, film industry, film recommendations, iconic movies, movie enthusiasts, movie lovers, must watch films, popular films, smp, top movies, Top Picks

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9021
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Enchantments Applied:	130
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Divine Spears Created:	26	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Farms Harvested:	957

OMG you guys, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server that is like, totally lit? Like, you gotta join because we have the most insane builds and the craziest players ever. Like, one time, we had a player who built a giant banana house and another player who rode a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. It was bananas, I tell ya!

And like, the best part is that we have this secret underground bunker where we hold epic dance parties every Saturday night. You gotta see it to believe it, it’s like a rave in the Nether. Plus, we have this super rare diamond armor that gives you the power to fly and shoot lasers out of your eyes. It’s like something out of a 1990s sci-fi movie, I swear.

So come join us on this totally rad Minecraft SMP server and experience the most epic adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, the first rule of Fight Club is to always bring your diamond sword. LOL!

Players:	92/800	Votes:	5089
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1