Nasty SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

The Beykery

backstory, bedrock, Beykery, character profiles, Discord, improv, java, Lore, motives, narrative, personal stories, proximity chat, smp, Streamers, Vanilla Plus, Writers

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6441
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Server Name	The Beykery
Server Type	Vanilla+ (proximity chat)
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock 1.21.3

Overview

The Beykery is a Vanilla+ (proximity chat) Minecraft server where players can create their characters with unique backstories and motives. The server features an overarching story crafted by the team, where interactions are primarily improv-based. Streamers and writers collaborate to weave personal stories into the narrative.

For more information about the current lore, you can visit here.

Join the discord here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join The Beykery Minecraft server?	You can join the server by connecting with Java or Bedrock 1.21.3 and joining the server IP provided.
What is the server type?	The server is Vanilla+ with proximity chat enabled for a unique gameplay experience.
Can I create my character with a backstory?	Yes, players are encouraged to create characters with their own backstories and motives to merge into the overarching story.
Is there a discord for The Beykery?	Yes, you can join the discord community at the provided link for updates, discussions, and more.

Whispering Echoes 1.21.4

1.21.4, accident, accident prone, awkward, child, Cleanup, Echoes, EMBARRASSMENT, funny, humor, mahiro, Messy, mishap, mistake, Oops, parenting, Poop, shame, Situation, Surprise, underwear, unexpected, whispering

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1672
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest and craziest adventures! We have exploding poop everywhere! It’s like a party in your pants, but in Minecraft! Explore a world where poop is the ultimate power-up and watch out for surprise attacks from flying underwear! It’s a poop-tastic experience you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft messy again!

RedditCraft SMP – Solo Hobbyists

Creative pursuits, enjoyable activities, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for one person, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-discovery, hobbies for self-improvement, hobbies for solitude, hobbies for stress relief, hobbyists, indoor hobbies, leisure time, outdoor activities, reddit users, RedditCraft, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Solo, solo hobbies

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6541
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Love Letters Sent:	19
Players Killed by Monsters:	2792	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Hey fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right, the creepers are dancing now!

Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?

So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.

CraftyFibsMC

CraftyFibsMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, falsehood, fib, lying.., most common lie, untruth, white lie

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7498
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Emeralds Found:	2850
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Meteorites Collected:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Love Letters Sent:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

That they’re too busy to join our epic Minecraft server! But let me tell you, you do NOT want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Dang, I gotta get in on this!” So come on, stop lying to yourself and join us for some seriously crazy fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the zombie chickens…they mean business).

ScurvyCraft: The Citrus Crusade

children, Citrus, COMEBACK, CRUSADE, Disease, Epidemic, food insecurity, France, health, healthcare access, low-income families, malnutrition, Medical Treatment, nutrition, POVERTY, preventive measures, public health, resurgence, scurvy, ScurvyCraft, social inequality, vitamin deficiency, vulnerable populations

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9246
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Love Letters Sent:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

come join our minecraft server, where scurvy is making a comeback in france but only affects the poorer children!! why you ask?? because our server is so lit that even the scurvy bacteria wanna join the fun!! build your own scurvy-proof fortress and fight off the evil fruits trying to take over your land!! join now and show those scurvy-infested peasants who’s boss!! let’s make france scurvy-free again, one block at a time!!

Hack Pupils Sleep: Optimize Recall

brain function, brain health, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, cognitive performance, contracted-pupil, Hack, INFORMATION, learning and memory, Memory, memory improvement, Mice, neuroscience, Optimize, Pupils, recall, research, Sleep, sleep science, sleep state, Understanding

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6936
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Love Letters Sent:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we hack our sleep for better cognitive function like mice but better cuz we’re humans yo. our contracted-pupil sleep state will make you remember stuff like a boss and be smarter than einstein. join us and unlock the secrets of the universe through minecraft. who needs school when you have our server to make you a genius. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the mind-bending world of our server and become the ultimate brainiac.

Java Survival

Address, admins, Cheating, commands, Community, controversial topics, Discord, HACKING, java, land protections, Language, Legitimate, Longevity, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Players, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, Staff, Survival

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	423
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	2946
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Server Type	Survival
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Overview

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.

Q: Can I join the server if I’m under 18?

A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.

Q: Are there regular events or competitions on the server?

A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.

Mystic Valley Quests 1.20.3

1.20.3, alcohol, Finally, forum moderators, Gaming Community, gaming subculture, guess, hangover, internet culture, internet memes, jannies, late night moderation, Moderation, mystic, online forums, Quests, sobered up, Sobriety, V, Valley, video game addiction, video game jannies, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7688
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Hey, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s so wild, even the /v/ jannies had to take a break from their Mountain Dew to check it out!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.

You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Llama Land Adventure

Adventure, internet trolls, Land, Llama, online trolling, trolling, trolling behavior, trolling behavior analysis, trolling boards, trolling community, trolling culture, trolling forums, trolling habits, trolling online, trolling patterns, trolling psychology, trolling strategies, trolling tactics, trolling techniques, trolling trends, trolling websites

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3550
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	457
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where trolling is the name of the game! We got 75 crazy boards for you to explore and get trolled on. Get ready to have your mind blown and your blocky world turned upside down. Join now and let the trolling begin!

6YearOldGrief

6YearOldGrief, Apology, BETRAYAL, breakdown, Communication, complaint, confidentiality, Conflict, consequences, Decision making, family, Hospital, internal investigation, mental health, misunderstanding, relationship, Safety, Support, Trust, written warning

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4135
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Mines Excavated:	2836	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise zero internal investigations or written warnings!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.

And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.

BlowjobQueen in Minecraft SMP

BlowjobQueen, blowjobs, Communication, Connection, control, desire, empowerment, Exploration, FANTASY, foreplay, Intimacy, Minecraft, oral sex, Pleasure, satisfaction, Sensuality, smp, stimulation, Technique, Trust, Vulnerability, Women

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4692
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	183	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

OMG, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! We have like, diamond rainbows and flying pigs and a secret underground club where we all wear pumpkin heads and dance to C418 music. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out enchanted golden apples like candy. And like, all the players are super cool and funny, like this one time we all built a giant statue of Steve riding a chicken into battle against a horde of evil creepers. So yeah, if you wanna join a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, come join us on this totally rad SMP!

Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!

BadBlockz_Server

bad thought, BadBlockz_Server, challenging negative thoughts, Cognitive Distortions, coping strategies, emotional intelligence, emotional well being, inner dialogue, mental health, mental resilience, mindfulness, negative emotions, negative self-talk, negative thinking, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-awareness exercises, self-care, self-control, self-doubt

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5267
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	8199
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Ores Mined:	5857	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	20

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to unleash your inner chaos and let your wildest dreams run wild.

Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.

And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!

NaziPurgeCraft

accomplices, collaboration, Dutch citizens, Dutch history, Dutch resistance, european history, Genocide, historical records, Holocaust, Nazi collaborators, Nazi occupation, Nazi regime, Nazi sympathizers, NaziPurgeCraft, Netherlands, perpetrators, Suspected collaborators, War Crimes, war criminals, War tribunals, world war II

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8248
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Votes:	1310	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Love Letters Sent:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2560	Volcanoes Explored:	3

so, liek, dis server is lit af cuz, like, we got 425,000 suspektd nazi collaborators’ names published, yo. u can join dis server and be part of da epic quest to uncover all da secrets and take down da bad guys. we got crazy adventures, insane battles, and u can even ride on a flying pig while fighting off evil skeletons. come join us and be part of da epic minecraft journey, cuz dis server is da bomb diggity, fo realz.

Bloom SMP

Active Discord, Anti-Griefing, Bloom, Discord, friendly staff team, gameplay-enhancing-plugins, not modded, Regular Events, smp, Website, Welcoming Community

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5675
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	133	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
New Chunks Explored:	777508	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

Bloom SMP Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21.4

Features:

Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
What versions can I join with?	You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.4
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect the community.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in.

BBQ Oasis Server 1.21

bbq, culinary culture, customer demand, Dedication, employees, Food Industry, hard work, long hours, meat lovers, Oasis, Popular, prep work, Profitable, Restaurant, Server, Small Business, smoked meats, southern cuisine, texas, unique concept, weekend only, weekends

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4033
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Farms Harvested:	753
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8973
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a BBQ joint in Texas – only open on weekends but still making mad cash, just like those creepers dropping loot! Join this server for a taste of that sweet, smoky goodness and get ready to feast on some epic builds and crazy adventures. Don’t be a noob, join now and let’s get this party started!

Players:	106/300	Votes:	6208
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Animals Bred:	69	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1