NasrallahsRevenge Minecraft Server

Assassination, assassination plot, Conflict, hezbollah, intelligence, Israel, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Mossad, Nasrallah, NasrallahsRevenge, Netanyahu, Politics, regional tensions, Replacement, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, Target, Terrorism, War

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9508
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	197	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	New Chunks Explored:	432610
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Yo, fam, u gotta join dis Minecraft server, cuz we out here killin’ bosses like it’s nobody’s business. We took out Nasrallah’s replacement, and his replacement’s replacement, like it was just a walk in the park. We got crazy PvP battles, epic builds, and the dankest memes you’ve ever seen. Plus, our admin team is like a bunch of ninja wizards who will grant your every wish (as long as it involves more explosions). So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, casualties in international conflict, casualties in Russia-Ukraine war, casualties in war, casualties report, casualties update, Conflict, international relations, KimJongCraft, Military, military conflict, Minecraft, North Korea, north korea news, North Korean casualties, North Korean casualties report, russia ukraine war, seoul, Seoul statement, Server, South Korea statement, war casualties, war casualties update

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4809
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than a north korean missile test! our battles are more intense than the russia-ukraine war, but with less casualties (hopefully).

we have crazy events like building a giant statue of kim jong-un or reenacting the battle of stalingrad with creepers.

our community is as tight-knit as a dictator’s grip on power, so you’ll never feel alone while mining for diamonds or fighting off zombie hordes.

so come join us and experience the chaos and madness that is our minecraft server! who needs real world politics when you can have virtual chaos instead?

TroopCraft: Russian Ship Wreck

BREAKS DOWN, emergency, malfunction, maritime incident, mechanical failure, Military, naval vessel, Navy, rescue, Russian, russian military, Russian navy, sea, sea rescue., Ship, ship breakdown, stranded, stranded ship, stranded troops, TroopCraft, Troops, wreck

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2869
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Magic Items Found:	1267	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Yo, so like, imagine this, right? A russian ship full of troops is cruisin’ along in the sea, and then BAM, it breaks down! But get this, instead of panickin’ and stuff, they decide to start a Minecraft server to pass the time while they wait for help. And guess what? You can join too!

Join this server for the chance to play Minecraft with actual russian troops, how crazy is that? They’ll teach you how to survive in the wild, build epic bases, and maybe even show you some top secret military tactics (shh, don’t tell anyone).

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure on the server that only the bravest players can find. Will you be the one to uncover it? Or will you end up lost at sea like the russian ship? Only one way to find out, join now!

Adventures of the Sea 1.20.2

1.20.2, action, Adventure, Adventures, Anime, anime merchandise, christmas gift, Christmas shopping, Collectibles, COSPLAY, devil fruit, Eiichiro Oda, favorite character, Grand Line, Manga, monkey d luffy, one piece, Pirate, sea, shonen jump, straw hat crew, Straw Hat Pirates, Treasure hunt

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7718
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Yo, bro, imagine giving your favorite Minecraft character the most lit Christmas present ever on this server! Like, they can get a virtual diamond-encrusted Santa hat or a reindeer rideable pet that farts rainbows!

Join this server if you wanna see your Minecraft character flexing with the coolest Christmas gear in the game. Trust me, your character will be the envy of all the other players, and you’ll be the ultimate gift-giver in the Minecraft world.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and spread the Christmas cheer in the craziest way possible! Let’s make this holiday season in Minecraft unforgettable, fam!

House Breaker Minecraft SMP

boundary crossing, Breaker, breaks into house, calls employee’s newborn a deformed freak, disrespectful actions, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful guest, House, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate comments, leaves, Minecraft, rude intrusion, self-centered behavior, sings about himself, smp, Unannounced, unannounced entry, unannounced visit, unexpected arrival, unexpected visit, uninvited guest, uninvited intrusion, unwelcome entrance

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4242
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Love Letters Sent:	15	Meteorites Collected:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Farms Harvested:	311	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	3072	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of breaking into other players’ houses unannounced, insulting their newborn babies (in a totally joking way, of course), serenading everyone with songs about yourself, and then disappearing into the night like a mysterious ninja.

Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and outrageous adventures just waiting for you to jump in and join the fun. Who needs boring old rules and structure when you can have a blast with us? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our crazy crew and let the mayhem begin!

SibSassCraft

broken down home, cat urine, Chores, cleanliness, dirty house, family conflict, family dynamics, Family issues, filth, home improvements, home renovations, house renovations, household cleanliness, pet care, resentment towards family, resentment towards siblings, resnetment, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, SibSassCraft

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8773
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Void Gems Collected:	31	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Void Armor Forged:	14	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Are you tired of living in a house that smells like a petting zoo mixed with a frat house after a wild party? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where cleanliness is next to godliness! Our server is so clean, you can eat off the pixelated floors.

We offer fully renovated virtual bathrooms with sparkling tiles, carpets that have never seen a speck of dirt, and kitchens that are so pristine, Gordon Ramsay would be jealous. Say goodbye to the days of stepping in mysterious liquids and hello to a world where cleanliness reigns supreme.

Join now and experience the joy of a spotless virtual home, where even the virtual cats and dogs are spayed and neutered. And don’t worry about biohazards or sticky floors, our virtual siblings actually do their chores and won’t mock you until you cry. It’s a whole new world of cleanliness and order, all in the comfort of your Minecraft server.

LifeCraft SMP: KeepMining!

AMBITION, determination, DRIVE, FAITH, goals, Hope, inner strength, KeepMining, LifeCraft, mental toughness, motivation, never give up, Passion, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, positivity, purpose, resilience, self improvement, smp, strength, support system

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9088
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Magic Items Found:	8849
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Zombie Dances:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will literally change your life. Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing up. That’s basically what this server is like.

First of all, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the base is guarded by a squad of dancing llamas armed with enchanted swords. It’s like a party in there 24/7.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking chickens who will trade you enchanted golden apples for just a few seeds. It’s like a dream come true, bro.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a legendary treasure hunt every week where the winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs. Yeah, you heard me right, a freaking dragon as a pet.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the most insane adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

RuinedPotentialCraft

Blundered, Botched, bungled, dashed hopes, Disappointment, Failed, fumbled, letdown, messed up, missed opportunity, Potential, ruined, ruined chance, RuinedPotentialCraft, sabotaged, spoiled, squandered, underwhelming, unfulfilled promise, wasted potential, wrecked

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3011
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Void Armor Forged:	15	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Potions Brewed:	115	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23

Remember that time you tried to make a cake but accidentally used salt instead of sugar? Yeah, that’s pretty much what happened to this Minecraft server. It had SO much potential to be the best server ever, but then someone spilled a potion of clumsiness all over it and now it’s just a hot mess. But hey, who doesn’t love a good train wreck, am I right?

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and confusion. We’ve got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and chickens wearing top hats. Oh, and did I mention the secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted llamas? Yeah, it’s a thing.

So come on over and join the fun! Just watch out for the lava pits disguised as hot tubs and the zombie villagers trying to sell you questionable potions. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

MysticalCraft Minecraft Server

#authorities, arson, Blaze, Claims, Damage, Destruction, emergency, engulfed, Fire, flames, Incident, investigation, investigation underway, Minecraft, Mysterious, MysticalCraft, response, Russian Shahed, Server, smoke, suspicious, Ukrainian Intelligence, warehouse

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9021
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Yo, so like, have you heard about this crazy server? It’s like, so lit, you won’t believe it! We got this Russian Shahed warehouse that’s on fire, but like, it’s all mysterious and stuff. Ukrainian intelligence is all like, “Whoa, what’s going on here?” But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun on our server. Join us and uncover the truth behind the blazing warehouse. Plus, there’s like, hidden treasure and secret passages to explore. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so come join us and see what all the hype is about!

CraftyCreeperClan

Afghan women, Afghanistan, CraftyCreeperClan, discrimination, gender inequality, gender segregation, Globalnews.ca, hearing each other, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic law, Misogyny, national, oppressive law, oppressive regime, patriarchal society, Taliban, Taliban bans, Taliban rule, women’s freedom, women’s voices silenced, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3831
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Magic Items Found:	2384
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND ESCAPE THE CRAZY TALIBAN BANS! WE PROMISE NO ONE WILL BAN YOU FROM HEARING EACH OTHER, UNLESS YOU’RE YELLING TOO LOUD IN THE CHAT! EXPLORE OUR WACKY WORLD FILLED WITH GIANT LLAMAS AND FLOATING PIGS! BUILD A HOUSE MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS AND WATCH IT TURN INTO A GIANT RAINBOW! JOIN NOW BEFORE THE TALIBAN TRIES TO BAN US TOO! #MinecraftFreedom #NoTalibanAllowed

PlongieCraft

Biomes, Chat, Dimensions, Dogs, Dungeons, Economy, Kingdoms, Magic, Minecraft, Modpack, Pirates, PlongieCraft, RPG, Server, smp, Technic, Trading, Trailer, Villages, warrior, weapons, wizard

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3918
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Server Information
Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	Join Discord

Trailer
View Trailer

About PlongieCraft
PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can engage in epic adventures, build kingdoms, sail ships, and explore new biomes.

Features
– Choose from different classes and skills	– Trade in a growing economy	– Explore new structures and dungeons	– Sail ships with cannons for PvP	– Hire recruits to build an army	– Find magical loot and special weapons

Modpack
– Includes mods like The Aether, Blueskies, Better End, Aquamirae, Deep Darker, and more	– Features Dragon mounts, Iron spellbooks, and a new level system	– Not pay to win

Additional Features
– Screenshots available here and here	– Quests, guilds, and new dimensions in development	– LoTR and Skyrim music pack coming soon	– Proximity chat available	– Server backups to prevent griefing

Join the Adventure
We welcome all players to join our growing community on PlongieCraft. Come experience the fantasy RPG world and enjoy the adventures with us!

FAQ
Q: How can I join the server?	A: You can join by connecting to the server IP: plongie.com
Q: Are there different classes to choose from?	A: Yes, players can choose from different classes and skills to specialize in.
Q: Is the server pay to win?	A: No, the server is not pay to win.
Q: Are there server backups to prevent griefing?	A: Yes, the server regularly backs up to prevent griefing incidents.
Q: Can I sail ships in the game?	A: Yes, players can sail ships with cannons for PvP battles.

Future Craftrealm 1.21

2025, Accomplishments.., Achievements, aspirations, challenges overcome, Craftrealm, dreams, Future, goals, Gratitude, Long-term goals, looking forward, Milestones, New Year, personal growth, Planning, progress, Reflection, resolutions, self improvement, success

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5372
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Crops Grown:	1122	Astral Projections Made:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Divine Spears Created:	28	Ores Mined:	1565
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

OMG, like, join dis Minecraft server cuz in 2024 we accomplished so much crazy shiz! We built a giant statue of a potato, we discovered a hidden village of llamas, and we created a roller coaster that goes through a volcano! Like, who even does that in real life, amirite?! Join now for more wild adventures and potato statues, cuz 2025 is gonna be even more cray-cray!

City Building Minecraft SMP

Anime, building, Characters, city, city building, creativity, culture, Economy, FANTASY, Government, imagination, Infrastructure, isekai, light novel, Magic, Manga, Minecraft, Plot, smp, society, storytelling, Technology, transportation system, world-building

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9817
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	22	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Are you tired of building the same old boring cities in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the ultimate isekai city-building experience! Join us and transport yourself to a whole new world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of TNT).

Our server is home to the most eccentric builders you’ll ever meet. Want to build a skyscraper made entirely out of diamond blocks? Go for it! How about a floating castle in the sky guarded by dragons? No problem! The crazier your ideas, the better.

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of trading. Want to get your hands on some enchanted diamond armor? Just trade a few stacks of dirt with our shady villager friends and it’s yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and let your wildest isekai city dreams come to life! Just be prepared for the occasional creeper explosion or unexpected visit from a wandering trader selling suspiciously rare items. It’s all part of the fun!

BedroomBattles Minecraft Server

aita, BEDROOM, BedroomBattles, Boundaries, brother, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Fairness, family dynamics, Girlfriend, living situation, Minecraft, personal space, privacy, relationships, Rent, roommates, Server, sharing, sibling, sleeping arrangements

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5692
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Enchantments Applied:	52
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you’ll never have to give up your bed for anyone, not even your brother’s girlfriend with insomnia!

Join us and build your dream house without worrying about being kicked out every weekend. We believe in equal rights for all players, no matter how many sheep you’ve sheared or diamonds you’ve mined.

Don’t let your brother’s girlfriend’s sleeping habits dictate your Minecraft experience. Come join us and sleep soundly knowing that your bed is yours and yours alone. Plus, we have a special room just for players who need a nap until 2pm, because we support all types of sleep schedules here.

So come on over to our server, where you can mine, build, and sleep in peace without any room-sharing drama. It’s time to claim your rightful place in the Minecraft world – no more sleeping on the couch for you!

FamAvoiderCraft

AITAH, alcohol, anxiety, Boundaries, christmas, coping, Drunk, Dysfunction, FamAvoiderCraft, family, fear, Fights, holiday, mental health, Mother, Resentment, stress, TOXIC, tradition, wine, Yelling

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4561
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Potions Brewed:	24
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Are you tired of spending the holidays with your dysfunctional family? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual Christmas extravaganza where the only thing getting thrown around are snowballs, not plates.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your mom criticizing your potato salad-making skills or getting into drunken fights with grandpa. We have a strict no-alcohol policy to ensure a peaceful and drama-free holiday experience.

So ditch the real-life chaos and join us for a jolly good time on our Minecraft server. Who needs family drama when you can build epic structures and explore new worlds with fellow gamers? Say goodbye to holiday stress and hello to blocky bliss!

RedditMilitFailz SMP

bad decisions, career downfall, career failure, career sabotage, career termination, career-ending mistakes, court martial, discipline issues, dishonorable discharge, Military, military career, military misconduct, misconduct, poor judgment, Quickest Way, rapid downfall, reddit, RedditMilitFailz, ruin, smp, soldiers, unethical behavior

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8200
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Ores Mined:	6964	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Emeralds Found:	1806

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! So, like, one time this dude joined and he thought he was all cool and stuff, but then he accidentally blew up the whole base with TNT and everyone was like “bruh, what are you doing?!” And then he got banned and his Minecraft career was over just like that. Don’t be like that guy, join our server and have a blast blowing stuff up in a totally non-destructive way, I swear. It’s gonna be lit, fam! #minecraftfails #joinusbro