LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN HEZBOLLAH LEADER NASRALLAH COULDN’T HANDLE IT AND GOT REKT! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA SURVIVE LONGER THAN NASRALLAH DID! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE FIREWORKS AND ZOMBIES THAT DANCE TO GANGNAM STYLE! PLUS, OUR DIAMOND MINES ARE SO RICH THAT EVEN BILL GATES WOULD BE JEALOUS! COME JOIN THE MADNESS AND SEE IF YOU CAN OUTLAST NASRALLAH!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 95/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 8
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20 Gnome Villages Protected: 5
Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 19
Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

New Minecraft Server
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