LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A VIRUS BUT IN A GOOD WAY, LIKE EPSTEIN-BARR BUT NOT REALLY! COME JOIN US AND DETECT SOME CRAZY NASOPHARYNGEAL CARCINOMA IN CHINESE ADULTS! WE GOT ANTIBODIES AND STUFF, IT’S LIKE A MYSTERY GAME BUT WITH MINECRAFT! WHO KNOWS WHAT YOU’LL FIND, MAYBE A HIDDEN TREASURE OR A GIANT NASOPHARYNX MONSTER! ONLY WAY TO FIND OUT IS TO JOIN US NOW! LET’S GET WEIRD AND SAVE LIVES, ONE BLOCK AT A TIME!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 102/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 44 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6
Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
Gods Slained: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
Runes Activated: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Simply Vanilla: Where chaos and order collide in a deliciously unmodded world!

    Simply Vanilla: Where chaos and order collide in a deliciously unmodded world!
    Simply <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/9000pcbuild/">Vanilla Server</a>

    Simply Vanilla – Anarchy with NO Hacking!

    We have been online since 2019 with a strong discord community and active players. No hacking/duping allowed. Vanilla world-borders and accessible Nether-roof.

    IP simplyvanilla.net
    Discord https://discord.gg/dP7SqPF
    Website https://simplyvanilla.net
    Map size 10 TB+

    What escaping spawn looks like: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrveAGWT4LE

    Can you do better? Join Today! – escape spawn, make your starter base, make allies, betray and conquer bases!

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    Is hacking allowed on the server? No, hacking/duping is not allowed on Simply Vanilla.
    How long has the server been online? The server has been online since 2019.
    What is the map size of the server? The map size is 10 TB+.
    Is the Nether-roof accessible on the server? Yes, the Nether-roof is accessible on Simply Vanilla.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 211 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Orbs of Power Found: 7
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 27

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Drama Faggotry Minecraft Server

    Drama Faggotry Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where drama is non-existent? Well, look no further because on our server, drama is our specialty! This guy sends dramafaggotry after every corpo but phase, keeping things spicy and entertaining for all players. Who is his audience, you ask? Only the most daring and adventurous players who aren’t afraid to stir the pot and shake things up! Join us if you dare for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Just remember, drama llamas welcome only!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 100
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 391
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 14 Herobrine Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • / Shon / The SMP Master / Minecraft SMP /

    / Shon / The SMP Master / Minecraft SMP /
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no schizo lolis in sight? Well, look no further than our server! Fallenshadow is the queen bee of this SMP, with multiple husbands to keep her company. Join us for a wild ride filled with ASMR streams, ribbon cages, and Twitch clips that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Don’t forget to follow us on Twitter for updates from Nise Menhera and Manager Otis, our resident Twitter stars. And if you’re lucky, you might catch a glimpse of our backup Menhera Twitter accounts (RIP). So come on in, refresh yourself on the rules, and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to ignore, report, and hide the shitposters – it’s all part of the fun! Join now before you miss out on the madness.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 10
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 New Chunks Explored: 945162
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Crops Grown: 3466
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Wifeless Family Minecraft Server

    Wifeless Family Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of hosting unwanted guests in your Minecraft world? Join our server where we don’t allow any uninvited players to crash at your virtual house! No more dealing with crying, night feeding, or night toilet visits from other players’ kids. We promise a peaceful and drama-free gaming experience where you can focus on building and exploring without any unwanted distractions. So come join us and say goodbye to hosting headaches!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 33 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9
    Zombie Dances: 10 Meteorite Armor Created: 26
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • FamJamCraft: No Compromise!

    FamJamCraft: No Compromise!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds, traffic jams, and broken promises!

    Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a heated argument between a player’s fiance and her Asian tourist parents. They’re fighting over who gets to drive to all the touristy spots and take a million pictures. Will they ever reach a compromise? Will the parents ever get to see all the sights they want? Only time will tell on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might witness a showdown between a nervous/anxious driver and a stubborn player who refuses to give up their room for guests. Will they ever make peace and let the family stay over? Or will they end up sleeping on an air mattress for eternity?

    Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness that awaits you on our server. Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions, traffic jams, and family drama that will keep you coming back for more!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Runes Activated: 7
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 10 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 7 Phoenix Feathers Found: 11

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • IceCreamSMP – FavFlavor?

    IceCreamSMP – FavFlavor?
    Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a scoop of rainbow sherbet topped with unicorn sprinkles! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious pranks, and secret underground ice cream parlors. Who needs vanilla when you can have pistachio creeper surprise or minty zombie delight? So come on down and join us for a flavor-packed adventure that will leave you screaming for more!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Glorious Feasts Held: 18
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • BlockPartyTimeTravel

    BlockPartyTimeTravel
    Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about time travel advice again because we’ve got it all covered! Our server is so epic, it’s like stepping into a time machine of fun and craziness.

    Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a secret portal that takes you back in time to when dinosaurs roamed the earth. But don’t worry, we’ve got special armor that turns you into a T-Rex so you can blend in and avoid getting eaten.

    Or how about this: you’re building a castle and accidentally create a time warp that transports you to a medieval kingdom where you have to battle dragons and rescue princesses. But don’t fret, we’ve got enchanted swords and magical potions to help you on your quest.

    So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the wildest time-traveling adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft! Trust us, your future self will thank you for it.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7713 Rainbows Spotted: 10
    Farms Harvested: 973 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 154 Star Shards Collected: 243

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • WuhanCraft19: Market Mayhem

    WuhanCraft19: Market Mayhem
    So, like, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft server? It’s, like, the wildest place to be, man!

    First of all, let me tell you a little story. So, like, there was this player who joined the server and found a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds. But get this, the lair was guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes! Yeah, I know, totally insane, right?

    And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, let me tell you about the epic PvP battles that go down on this server. Players ride on flying pigs armed with diamond swords and battle it out in the skies while dodging fireballs from a dragon with a top hat. It’s like a scene straight out of a fantasy movie, man!

    Oh, and did I mention the secret treasure hunts that happen every week? Players have to decipher cryptic clues and navigate through deadly traps to find the hidden loot. Rumor has it that one lucky player found a chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers for a whole week!

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s out of this world and full of crazy adventures, then you gotta join this one. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Emeralds Found: 748

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Plastic-Free Minecraft Server

    Plastic-Free Minecraft Server
    lol u ever wonder what would happen if microplastics took over the world? well, on this server, we have created a world where microplastics have become the dominant species! join us as we battle against plastic pollution in the most epic way possible – by building and crafting our way to victory! come join the fight and save the planet, one block at a time!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 18 Emeralds Found: 4144

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • x6MC Network

    x6MC Network

    | x6MC Network is a destination for fun and simple Minecraft experiences. From seasoned veterans to noobs (of different degrees), our network offers something for everyone with a range of game modes to enjoy! |

    | Gamemodes: – KitPVP: Show off your combat skills in our fast-paced KitPVP arena. Choose from various kits, each with its unique abilities, and battle it out against other players to dominate the leaderboards. – Survival: Experience Minecraft in its purest form with our Survival mode. – UHC (Ultra Hardcore): Ready for a challenge? UHC offers a hardcore survival experience where health does not regenerate naturally. – Events: We host events to keep the community engaged and entertained. From themed challenges to special competitions!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
    Glorious Feasts Held: 6 Falling into the Void: 3
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 62
    Epic Battles Fought: 9 Reality Warps Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Minecraft Survival Games Event: September 21st – Bring it on, no hugs allowed!

    Minecraft Survival Games Event: September 21st – Bring it on, no hugs allowed!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Date Saturday, September 21, 2024
    Time 4PM CST / 5 PM EST
    Event Survival Games
    Prizes Cash prizes
    Live-streamed Yes, featuring YouTubers and streamers

    FAQ

    Q: What is the Survival Games event?

    A: It is a PvP event where players start in a 750×750 world with nothing and must gather loot from chests to survive and fight against other players.

    Q: Are there cash prizes for the winners?

    A: Yes, the last duo standing will win cash prizes.

    Q: Can I join the event without a team?

    A: You can enter as a solo player, but it is recommended to form a team for better chances of winning.

    Q: Where can I join the Discord server?

    A: Join our Discord server at https://discord.com/invite/kD9GTEssqr

    Q: Are there other events offered besides Survival Games?

    A: Yes, we have other events such as UHC Bingo, Minecraft Trivia, Build Battle competitions, and The Minecraft CUBE.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 42 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 12 Dragon Eggs Found: 2953

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Excuse-Free Minecraft Server

    Excuse-Free Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like Metal Gear Online on steroids! Imagine sneaking around in the world of Minecraft, trying to avoid creepers and zombies while completing top-secret missions.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of espionage and sabotage like never before. We’ve got custom mods that will blow your mind, including a grappling hook that lets you swing through the trees like Tarzan and a jetpack that lets you soar through the sky like Iron Man.

    But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground base where players can team up to take down evil mobs and uncover hidden treasures. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even challenge the server owner to a duel in the Thunderdome arena.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the ultimate adrenaline rush of Metal Gear Online in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Game Is Good Before You Actually Minecraft SMP

    Game Is Good Before You Actually Minecraft SMP
    Absolutely not! But let me tell you about this insane Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind. Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on top of creepers like they’re in a rodeo, where the chickens have formed their own mafia and demand protection money in the form of seeds, and where the sheep have started a rebellion against the players because they’re tired of being sheared for their wool.

    But wait, there’s more! The villagers have all decided to become professional wrestlers and have epic battles in the town square every Saturday night, complete with costumes and theme music. And don’t even get me started on the llamas who have formed a secret society and are plotting to take over the server with their superior spitting skills.

    If you want to experience the chaos and hilarity of this Minecraft SMP, then you better join now before the cows figure out how to fly and start dropping anvils on everyone’s heads. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be a wild ride either way)!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14 Mines Excavated: 1869
    Mythical Quests Completed: 43 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Emeralds Found: 6692

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • SarcastiCraft

    SarcastiCraft
    Are you tired of dealing with real-life Cartmans in your workplace? Join our Minecraft server and let out all your frustrations in a virtual world! Build a castle and lock up all the annoying coworkers inside, or create a maze filled with tasks they can never complete – just like Cartman and his easy tasks!

    Our server is the perfect place to escape from the drama and ego-stroking of the real world. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about someone getting in your face and demanding a fist bump – unless, of course, you want to challenge them to a virtual fist fight in the game!

    So come join us and let’s keep things strictly business – Minecraft business, that is. Let’s build, explore, and have a laugh at the expense of all the Cartmans out there. See you in the virtual world!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • RedditPaperCraft SMP

    RedditPaperCraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where the only thing crazier than our builds are our players! Join us if you want to experience a server where the pigs ride on top of the creepers and the chickens do the moonwalk while laying eggs.

    Our server is so wild that we once had a player who built an entire roller coaster made out of diamond blocks, only to have it stolen by a group of sneaky villagers who claimed they needed it for a secret dance party.

    But that’s not all! Our server is rumored to be built on a giant stack of paper, because why not? Who needs solid ground when you can have a server that defies all logic and reason?

    So come join us on this insane Minecraft adventure and see if you can survive the chaos and madness that is our server. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, anything is possible.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 12
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15 Astral Orbs Gathered: 14
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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