Narooto’s Lazy Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventure, Adventures, Anime, comedy, Coming of Age, friendship, Girls, humor, jiraiya, Lazy, Manga, mentor, Mentorship, Minecraft, Narooto, Narootos, ninja, Ninjutsu, procrastination, Server, SHONEN, STALKING, STUDENT, Training

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9079
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Enchantments Applied:	271
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Ores Mined:	1432
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join Jiraiya and Narooto in their epic quest to stalk girls for three whole years! But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground ninja academy where you can learn how to throw shurikens and summon giant toads to battle against other players.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every Friday where all players must participate in a massive ramen eating contest, with the winner receiving a lifetime supply of virtual ramen noodles. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden hot spring where you can relax and rejuvenate your virtual muscles after a long day of mining and crafting.

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the adventures are endless and the laughs are guaranteed!

Mystic Haven Realms 1.20

balkan, balkan wife, Commitment, Cultural, cultural marriage, Diversity, ethnicity, FAITH, family, finding love, Haven, interfaith marriage, long term relationship, love, Marriage, Muslim, muslim wife, mystic, partner, Realms, relationship, Traditional, Wife

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1704
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Votes:	1383
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got the craziest thing going on – they’re giving out free Muslim Balkan wives to all new players! I know, right? Who wouldn’t want a wife from the Balkans who can also teach you about the Muslim culture while you’re mining for diamonds? It’s like a multicultural paradise up in here! So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building your dream world with your new Balkan babe by your side!

CraftyGifts Minecraft Server

Apology, christmas gift, Coat, Communication, communication skills, Conflict, CraftyGifts, Decision making, Ego, EMBARRASSMENT, Friend, gift giving, Honesty, husband, Marriage, Minecraft, misunderstanding, online shopping, relationship, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, social etiquette

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8374
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Void Gems Collected:	16	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Gods Slained:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	252	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life relationships? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without worrying about lost links or forgotten gifts!

Join us for a world of endless possibilities, where you can create your own long winter coats and never have to rely on anyone else for Christmas presents. Our server is the perfect place to let your creativity run wild and leave all the real-life drama behind.

So why wait? Join us now and leave the lies, excuses, and hurt egos at the door. Build your own virtual paradise and never worry about misplaced links or forgotten gifts again!

Name: “OffensiveDaveMC”

Adopted, bullying, confusion, conservative area, cultural appropriation, culture, Diversity, Friends, Identity, judgement, legal name, Mulan, name change, offensive, OffensiveDaveMC, personal choice, racism, social norms, tolerance, White, WIBTA

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4834
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40

Are you tired of boring old white names? Want to spice up your Minecraft experience with a name that’s straight out of a movie? Join our server and embrace your inner Mulan (yes, like the Disney princess)!

Experience the confusion and bullying firsthand as you navigate through a conservative town filled with white names and white people. But fear not, once you move away and join our server, you’ll be free to be your true Mulan self without judgment.

Don’t let anyone tell you that cultural appropriation is a bad thing when it comes to choosing your Minecraft name. Embrace the uniqueness and stand out from the crowd as the one and only Mulan in the game. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventures begin!

HateCrafters

ANNOYING, arrogance, bad manners, BETRAYAL, Betrayal of Trust, dishonesty, dislike, Disrespect, ENTITLEMENT, frustrating, hate, HateCrafters, ignorance, inconsiderate, insensitivity, intolerance, lack of empathy, people, Pet Peeves, rude behavior, Selfishness

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4682
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
New Chunks Explored:	267349	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Emeralds Found:	4704	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Are you tired of dealing with annoying players on other servers who steal your diamonds and blow up your creations? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a strict “no griefing” policy! We even have a special jail for griefers where they have to mine obsidian with a wooden pickaxe for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Army” – a group of highly trained chickens who will protect you from any would-be griefers or mobs. These chickens are armed with diamond swords and have been known to take down even the toughest of enemies.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s even a hidden portal to the Nether where you can battle against a giant zombie pigman boss for epic loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

Dream Pod DNA Harvest

Artificial Intelligence, Conspiracy Theory, Dna, DNA harvesting, dream, dream manipulation, dystopian, FANTASY, futuristic, genetic engineering, Harvest, matrix, pod, pod people, Robots, Sci Fi, science fiction, Sleep, speculation, speculative fiction, subconscious, Technology, virtual reality, wet dreams

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	461
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	9485
Falling into the Void:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Divine Spears Created:	30	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, the craziest place ever, man. You gotta join because, like, the pigs wear sunglasses and the chickens can breakdance. It’s like a party in your computer, dude.

And get this, the trees talk to you in a British accent and give you advice on how to build the sickest treehouse ever. Plus, there’s a secret underground disco where the creepers go to bust a move.

Oh, and did I mention that the diamonds are actually magical unicorn poop? Yeah, that’s right. Mine those sparkly turds and become the richest player on the server.

So, like, if you wanna have the most epic time of your life and hang out with the weirdest creatures in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. Trust me, it’s like a trip to Wonderland on steroids.

VA Guilds

Address, Checking, Chill, Discord, Guilds, interested, JOINING, occasional, Recommend, Server, smp

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9686
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	VAGuilds
Server Address	VAGuilds.mcpro.io
Mods	More swords, Quality of life, Create, Quests, Guilds
Description	A chill SMP server with occasional PvP, perfect for players who enjoy guild activities

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server using the address VAGuilds.mcpro.io
What mods are installed on the server?	The server has mods including More swords, Quality of life, Create, Quests, and Guilds
Is PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, PvP is allowed but it is occasional and not the main focus of the server
How can I learn more about the server?	Join the server’s Discord server for more information: https://discord.gg/TKQy2PQWKK

Mystic Sands 1.21.2

1.21.2, animal adaptations, Animal Behavior, animal diet, animal habitat, animal research, conservation, Cooking, desert animals, desert ecosystem, Endangered species, herbivore, Jerboa, mystic, nocturnal animals, rodent, sand dunes, sands, small mammals, Tapir, unique animals, wildlife, wildlife observation

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7039
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Votes:	3033	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got jerboas and tapirs cooking up some crazy shiz! Like, who even knew those animals could cook, right? But on this server, anything is possible! Join now and witness the culinary skills of these epic creatures firsthand! It’s a total game-changer, man!

MommaSaidNoGriefers

biological child, cooking criticism, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family gatherings, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, grandmother, insulted daughter, MommaSaidNoGriefers, mother-daughter relationship, mother’s party, stepchild, STEPDAUGHTER, stepmother

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6481
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Astral Projections Made:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Farms Harvested:	777	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server with drama hotter than a lava pit? Look no further than our server, where family gatherings are more intense than a creeper explosion!

Join us and experience the thrill of family dynamics gone wrong, just like in this crazy story. Cook up some drama with your stepmother and grandmother, and see who can out-spice the other in the ultimate cooking showdown.

With more twists and turns than a maze in the Nether, our server will keep you on your toes and laughing all the way to the End. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness of our Minecraft world!

MovieSMP_CharSelect

Acting, anime character, Antagonist, COSPLAY, dream come true, dream job, dream role, fantasy role, favorite character, fictional character, Hero, iconic character, imagination, movie character, MovieSMP_CharSelect, opportunity, Protagonist, Role Model, role-play, series character, wish fulfillment

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	449
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Potions Brewed:	125
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Dimension Hops:	15

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server everrrrrrr. Like, I heard that if you join, you get to play as your favorite movie, series, or anime character. Like, imagine being Iron Man and flying around shooting creepers with your repulsor beams. Or being Naruto and using your ninja skills to build the sickest base ever.

And get this, there’s this secret underground city where only the elite players can go. I heard that there’s a hidden treasure chest with like, a million diamonds in it. And if you find it, you get a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs.

Plus, the admin is this super cool dude who dresses up as a wizard and grants wishes to anyone who can beat him in a build battle. I heard that someone wished for a house made entirely out of cake and the admin actually made it happen.

So yeah, if you want to have the most epic, hilarious, and insane Minecraft experience of your life, you HAVE to join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

BirthdayBlunderCraft

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1223
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	5562	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Are you tired of forgetting important dates and scrambling to find a last-minute gift for your special someone? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have the perfect solution for you! Join us and you’ll have access to our exclusive “Birthday Forget-Me-Not” plugin, which automatically generates a virtual gift for your loved one whenever you forget their birthday. From diamond swords to enchanted armor, we’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Cupid’s Arrow” minigame, where players can compete to win the heart of their crush by shooting them with arrows of love. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure on the server that holds the key to eternal happiness and unlimited diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wonderful Minecraft server today and never worry about forgetting a birthday gift again!

CraftyCreeper8Billion

$8 billion, arms sale, arms transfer, biden, Congress, CraftyCreeper8Billion, Defense, defense budget, defense industry, foreign policy, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military aid, military support, Notification, political news, SECURITY, united states, weapons deal, weapons procurement

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7862
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Chimeras Created:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we sell $8 billion arms to israel!! we got diamond swords for days and creepers that explode like fireworks! build your own white house and declare yourself president of the server! watch out for the zombie pigmen, they’re secretly plotting to take over the server with their army of chickens! join now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

Chimp Genes vs Human Brains

brain development, Brains, chimp, chimpanzees, comparative biology, comparative genomics, Evolution, evolutionary genetics, gene expression, gene regulation, Genes, Genetic differences, genetic diversity, genetic similarities, Genetic specialization, genome, Human, human brain, human evolution, neurobiology, Primate genetics, specialization, Upregulated genes

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4686
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	844	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

yo, u ever wonder why humans r so much smarter than chimps? well, it’s cuz we got more upregulated genes, bro. and u know what else has more upregulated genes? our minecraft server! join us and level up ur brain power while building epic structures and battling mobs. who needs a chimp when u can have a diamond sword? come join the evolution of gaming on our server and see why humans truly are the superior species.

AussieSMP

AussieSMP, ban evasion, Chunks, Community, Contraptions, Creative Server, Economy, Entities, Golden Shovel, Griefing, Land claiming, latency, Network, new zealand, Npc, Redstone, rules, smp, teleports, Trading, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4535
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Divine Spears Created:	25	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	220	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Villages Defended:	8	Astral Projections Made:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

IP	mc.aus.gg
Server Location	Sydney, Australia
Discord Invite Link	https://wiki.aussiesmp.com/other/discord
Apply Here	https://wiki.aussiesmp.com/apply-now

AussieSMP

The AussieSMP is an Australian hosted Survival server with a small community of players from around the world. The server is a whitelisted application-based server. The gameplay is mostly vanilla with some extra quality of life features like teleports and player trading.

Features:

The server is running the latest version of Minecraft.
Main focus is on Vanilla mechanics with minimal modifications.
Decently sized shopping area for player trading.
Teleport commands for easy navigation.
Land claiming system for protecting builds.
Multiple worlds with no plans for full resets.
Part of a growing network with a creative server.
External resources such as livestreams, Discord, and a wiki.

Rules

Don’t be a dick
No griefing
No spamming
Be respectful
Don’t swear excessively
No hacking or exploits
No ban evasion
Use common sense

If you’re looking for a friendly Minecraft server with a welcoming community, AussieSMP is the place for you.

FAQ

How can I join the server?

To join the server, you need to apply using the link provided above. The server is whitelisted, so you will need to fill out an application form.

Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, there are rules listed above that you must adhere to while playing on the server. Failure to follow these rules may result in your removal from the community.

Is the server purely vanilla or are there additional features?

The server is mostly vanilla with some quality of life features such as teleport commands, player trading, and a land claiming system. It aims to maintain the essence of Vanilla Minecraft while enhancing the gameplay experience.

What can I expect from the community on AussieSMP?

The community on AussieSMP is friendly and welcoming to new players. There is a strong emphasis on teamwork, trading, and building a vibrant in-game economy. Players are encouraged to collaborate and explore the server together.

Is there a Discord server for AussieSMP?

Yes, there is a Discord server for AussieSMP where players can chat, find out about future plans for the server, and participate in community events. The Discord invite link is provided above.

Chrono Portal 1.21

1970s, 1974, 4chan, Archive, archives, Boston archives, Boston library, Boston Phoenix, Chrono, confirmation, Creative, discovery, historical, humor, investigation, newspaper ad, Portal, prank, reference, shits and giggles, time travel, time traveler

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1629
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	77
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a trip through time and space, where 4chan references exist in 1974 newspaper ads!

Experience the thrill of uncovering hidden secrets from the past while building epic structures in a virtual world.

Who needs a Boston library when you can explore history while crafting and mining with your friends?

Don’t miss out on this mind-bending adventure – join now and prepare to question everything you thought you knew about reality!

ChildSupportCraft

absentee parent, adhd, autism, child services, child support, ChildSupportCraft, court agreement, custody, Divorce, Emotional support, enforcement, family dynamics, financial burden, financial responsibility, legal action, neglect, odd, parental responsibilities, scoliosis, single mother, special needs

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	543
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Dimension Hops:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we have more twists and turns than a soap opera!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling creepers and zombies while navigating through the insane stories of our players. From single moms taking on deadbeat dads to exes moving across the country to avoid child support, our server is filled with drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama to keep you entertained?