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Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 2760 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Farms Harvested: | 785 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 | Treasure Maps Found: | 3 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 |
Villages Defended: | 11 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
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