Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where you can customize your character to look like a nappy haired nigger (whatever that means)!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of random objects, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a group of mischievous llamas. Will you be brave enough to take on the challenge and claim the loot for yourself?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 94/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 99
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14 Cursed Swords Broken: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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