Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where you can customize your character to look like a nappy haired nigger (whatever that means)!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of random objects, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a group of mischievous llamas. Will you be brave enough to take on the challenge and claim the loot for yourself?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 96/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Enchantments Applied: 187
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 12 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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