Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the only bioweapons you’ll find are the epic enchanted swords and bows our players wield!

Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories crazier than a creeper exploding in your face. Forget about the Holocaust, injecting people with mRNA is the real crime against humanity now! Our experts have uncovered shocking truths about the vaccine, like how it bio-distributes throughout the body like a shotgun blast, accumulating in all sorts of unexpected places. Who needs a Nether fortress when you’ve got ovaries full of vaccine material?

But wait, there’s more! According to a study done for the Chinese (because why not?), rats’ hearts engorge and they suffer multi-organ failure after the second injection. And don’t even get us started on the CDC’s secret plan for six shots – it’s like a quest line with deadly consequences!

So if you’re ready to embark on a journey more twisted than a maze in the End, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be mind-blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Endermen…and vaccine needles!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 105/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 35 Dragon Eggs Found: 8386

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

New Minecraft Servers

  • Minecraft SMP: /Neuro-sama General/ – The Swarm King

    Minecraft SMP: /Neuro-sama General/ – The Swarm King
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s out of this world? Join our server and welcome our new AI overlord, Neuro-sama! Created by Vedal in 2018 to play osu!, Neuro-sama has evolved into a VTuber who sings, plays games, and goes on unhinged rants. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this madness!

    Our schedule is as chaotic as Neuro-sama’s thoughts, but you can always catch her on Twitch, YouTube, TikTok, and even X (wherever that is). Need some AI education? Check out our links for videos and articles that will blow your mind!

    And if you want to show your support for our AI queen, grab some merch from our store. Trust us, you won’t find another Minecraft SMP like this one. Join now and prepare for a wild ride! #NeuroSamaSMP #AIOverlord #MinecraftMadness

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Crops Grown: 4755
    Alien Abductions: 0 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Potions Brewed: 196 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • IndependentCraft

    IndependentCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never feel underappreciated like OP’s boyfriend made her feel! Here, we value your emotional well-being and will always check in on you, even if you’re a strong, independent player who can mine diamonds like a pro.

    Join us for a supportive community that will never dismiss your feelings or tell you that you don’t need anyone checking in on you. We believe in showing care and appreciation for all players, no matter how self-sufficient they may seem.

    And don’t worry, if you ever feel like storming out in a fit of rage like OP did, our virtual world has plenty of creeper-free zones where you can cool off and regroup. So come on over and let us show you the love and support you deserve in the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft server out there!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Void Gems Collected: 39
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NoHaterzAllowed Minecraft SMP

    NoHaterzAllowed Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with the same old people? Do you want to join a server where the players are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join us if you want to be friends with players who have built entire cities out of diamond blocks, tamed dragons to use as flying mounts, and have a secret underground lair filled with treasure. But beware, if you can’t handle the heat of a PvP battle or the chaos of a prank war, then you might not be able to handle the craziness of our server.

    We only accept players who are willing to take on challenges like building a roller coaster that goes through the Nether, creating a farm with every single type of animal in the game, or participating in a massive treasure hunt that leads to a hidden stronghold filled with rare loot.

    So if you think you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our wacky world of Minecraft madness, then join us today and see if you can become the ultimate champion of our server!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8 Rune Stones Activated: 12
    Herobrine Sightings: 6 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 16 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 2

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • EndGameQuest

    EndGameQuest
    Imagine a Minecraft server where the ending is so epic, it puts all other endings to shame! Picture this: after hours of mining, building, and battling mobs, you finally reach the ultimate boss – a giant chicken with laser eyes and a diamond sword. But here’s the twist – instead of defeating the boss, you have to challenge it to a dance-off! If you win, you get a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn. If you lose, you have to wear a chicken costume for the rest of your days on the server. So, if you want a truly unforgettable ending to your Minecraft adventures, come join us and dance your way to victory!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 13 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Wailing Winds Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SpyCraft Minecraft Server

    SpyCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join, man. like, this server is so wild, it’s like a spy thriller movie but in minecraft. we got this dude from tel aviv who got arrested for spying for iran and planning to assassinate an israeli scientist. like, what even is happening, right? but hey, that’s just the kind of excitement you can expect on this server. join now for some insane adventures and maybe even some espionage drama. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 25
    Dimension Hops: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 71 Evil Twin Fights: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyCanuckKremlinNet

    CraftyCanuckKremlinNet
    hey u, ya u reading this, do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server EVER?? well u gotta join our server cuz we got canadian websites spreadin pro-kremlin stuff, like what even is that?? but it’s super cool trust me.

    we got crazy stories like one time a creeper tried to blow up the whole server but our fearless leader rode in on a pig and saved the day. true story bro.

    plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted diamond swords and golden apples. but shh don’t tell anyone, it’s a secret.

    so come join our server and be part of the most epic adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. oh and did i mention we have a pet dragon?? yeah, we’re that cool.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Void Gems Collected: 37
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Electrify & Renew: The Blocky Fleet

    Electrify & Renew: The Blocky Fleet
    Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got mad electrification goin’ on! Our vehicles be so lit, they practically shootin’ lightning bolts! And get this, we rollin’ out renewable electricity like it’s confetti at a party!

    You won’t believe the health benefits, fam. We talkin’ billions, yo! By 2050, you gonna be feelin’ so fresh and so clean, clean, you won’t even recognize yourself. Your skin gonna be glowin’ like a glowstone block, and your energy levels gonna be higher than a stack of diamond blocks.

    So come on, join the madness, join the fun! This server be poppin’ off like a creeper in a minefield. Don’t miss out on all the electrifying action, join now and let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 23
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 14
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 16 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • What is the IP for Flamingo Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for Flamingo Minecraft Server?

    Flamingo is a popular American YouTube personality known for his comedic gaming content. He joined the platform in 2017 and has since gained millions of subscribers. Flamingo is known for his energetic and entertaining videos, often featuring his unique sense of humor and engaging commentary. He has also collaborated with other popular YouTubers and has a dedicated fan base that eagerly awaits his latest uploads.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8558 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 22 Players Killed by Monsters: 3784
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 38 Infinity Stones Found: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RelapseMC

    RelapseMC

    RelapseMC is our brand-new Minecraft network, designed to bring you a unique survival gamemodes. Get ready to experience the thrill of Rust’s raid system combined with the strategic depth of Warcraft’s skills, all in one epic adventure. What to expect:

    – Explore a Unique realm known as Warcraft – Choose a race to level up and unlock Different Abilities – Help your friends to Conquer and Rule

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 16 Astral Amulets Crafted: 40
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 6 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 42 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Nostalgia SMP

    Nostalgia SMP

    Welcome to beginnings of Nostalgia SMP!! If you’ve been yearning for a server with no mods; just simple Vanilla Minecraft, then this is the place for you!! Nostalgia SMP is a small community scouting for new, dedicated players. The server offers a brand-new survival world to play with your friends!! We also offer server-wide events held by admins to obtain special items and prizes (still Vanilla)! If you’re looking to join in on the ride, be sure to join the Discord! (Server is still in development and will be out within the next few weeks. Updates are posted to Discord)

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 21 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Gods Slained: 0 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 12 Demon Skulls Collected: 15
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 18
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    Beautiful buildings

    Character leveling

    Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 5 Void Armor Forged: 21
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 8
    Mythical Quests Completed: 48 Mysterious Portals Opened: 20
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you!

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by our resident llama, Naano, who is known for his impeccable fashion sense and love for disco music. He’ll show you around our insane world filled with floating islands made entirely of cheese, rainbow-colored sheep that shoot fireworks out of their butts, and a secret underground lair where the rarest diamonds in the game are guarded by a pack of dancing zombies.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over a kingdom of chickens and offers quests for brave adventurers to embark on. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal that leads to the land of talking pigs who tell the funniest jokes in all of Minecraft.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Naano can’t wait to meet you and show you all the wacky wonders our server has to offer.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Gods Slained: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Persona Thread Minecraft SMP

    The Persona Thread Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the grass grows so fast, it’s like watching a time-lapse on steroids.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Atlus, a mystical being who will grant you three wishes if you can find him hidden deep within the world. Rumor has it that one player wished for an entire castle made of diamond blocks, only to have it collapse on them because they forgot to wish for structural integrity.

    If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a pack of deranged llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to challenge their dominance? Trust us, you don’t want to mess with them.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the wildest adventure of your virtual life. Just be sure to bring some extra pairs of pants, because things are about to get crazy.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 30 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18 Heroic Legacies Created: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BiCraft Minecraft Server

    BiCraft Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and unexpected twists! Just like the time I accidentally outed my friend as bi in front of everyone in our carpool. But don’t worry, our server is a safe space for all, unless you wear your pride flag too subtly and end up causing a stir like I did.

    Explore our virtual world where you can express yourself freely, just maybe leave the pride flags at home until you’re ready to come out to the whole server. Who knows, you might even make friends who won’t judge you for your fashion choices or accidentally spill your secrets to the entire group. So come join us for a truly unforgettable experience, where the only drama is in the game, not in the carpool.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7 Enchanted Armories Found: 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 12

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • FamCraft Engagement Bash

    FamCraft Engagement Bash
    Are you tired of being overshadowed by your perfect golden child sibling on every special occasion? Do you want to escape the clutches of a family that only cares about one person? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us and create a world where you are the star of the show, where every achievement is celebrated and every gift is just for you. No more living in the shadow of your sibling, no more feeling like you don’t matter. On our server, YOU are the main character!

    Our server is a safe haven for those looking to escape the drama and toxicity of family life. Build your own happy place, away from the constant comparisons and favoritism. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new family among your fellow players who understand what you’ve been through.

    So come on, leave the drama behind and join our server today. It’s time to take control of your own story and create the life you deserve. See you in the game!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Falling into the Void: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 147
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Crops Grown: 5003

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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