NanoPlasticNabbers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

The Original God of War Trilogy in Modern Minecraft SMP

Action-Adventure, Audacity, cinematic nature, culture, Epic battles, Gaming Community, gaming evolution, gaming experience, gaming history, gaming industry, GOD, husk, iconic characters, Lost, mindless hack and slash, Minecraft, MODERN, modern age, Modern Gaming, Nostalgia, original, original god of war trilogy, QTE moments, smp, trilogy, violence, War

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6278
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	108	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Are you tired of boring, mundane Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like the original god of war trilogy on steroids!

Join us for epic battles, intense violence, and cinematic QTE moments that will leave you on the edge of your seat. We may have made fun of mindless hack and slash games in the past, but we’re bringing it back in all its audacious glory.

Forget about building cute little houses and farming crops, on our server, you’ll be fighting epic bosses, exploring dangerous dungeons, and unleashing your inner warrior. So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the thrill of gaming like never before!

SisIsAYP Minecraft Server

child behavior, communication breakdown, emotional expression, emotional regulation, family boundaries, family conflict, family dynamics, family dysfunction, family gatherings, family relationships, Family Support, Family Therapy, gentle parenting, holiday chaos, holiday stress, Minecraft, parenting challenges, Parenting styles, Server, sibling conflict, sibling drama, sibling rivalry, SisIsAYP

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7144
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Crops Grown:	9303	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Animals Bred:	58
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with explosive emotions and outrageous behavior!

Forget about gentle parenting, on our server, we encourage players to express their big emotions by throwing themselves on the floor and screaming like there’s no tomorrow. Need a safe space to cry and eat your food off the floor? We’ve got you covered!

Join us for a Thanksgiving event like no other, where players can film each other having meltdowns and share it with their friends for a good laugh. And if things get too intense, feel free to ask for impatient care – we’ve got therapists on standby!

But be warned, Christmas celebrations are canceled on our server due to excessive drama. If you’re looking for a family-friendly environment, this is definitely not the place for you. So come on in and let your emotions run wild – just make sure to have your camera ready for all the action!

ExHusNoPlusOneSurgeryHut

accidental overdose, Autonomy, Boundaries, Cancer surgery, Caregiver, deceased, drug problems, ex husband, ExHusNoPlusOneSurgeryHut, family, financial aid, friendship, Gratitude, Grief, hospital stay, judgment, new fiancé, parenting, Recovery, space constraints, Support

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9437
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Void Armor Forged:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	30	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, mine, and explore without any ex drama following you around.

Join us and leave the real world behind, where you won’t be judged for leaving your ex to die alone in his room (accidental OD, RIP). Our community is all about supporting each other, whether it’s providing money for meds or picking up someone’s mom from the airport.

So come on down to our server and let loose! Who needs dirty looks and judgmental comments when you can be crafting and building to your heart’s content? Plus, we promise no one will accuse you of being an ahole for taking care of your ex. It’s all fun and games here, no drama allowed!

OnceInLifetime Minecraft SMP

adrenaline rush Cultural immersion, Adventure, Aerial View, breathtaking landscapes, bucket list, bungee jumping, camping, community service Solo travel, creative expression, cultural appreciation Meditation retreat, Dance Party, extreme sports, Food tasting, giving back, helicopter tour, inner peace, language learning, live concert, Making A Difference, mindfulness practice, Minecraft, Nature exploration, new experiences Volunteer work, nightlife experience Art exhibit, once in a lifetime Skydiving, OnceInLifetime, outdoor activities Music festival, personal growth, Self Discovery, smp, spiritual awakening Hot air balloon ride, stepping out of comfort zone Road trip, theater performance, travel

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4094
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Joining this epic Minecraft SMP, duh! Like, seriously, you gotta join this server because we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and disco balls. It’s like a party in your computer screen, bro!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who wears a crown made of golden eggs and rides a giant chicken into battle. And rumor has it, if you find the mystical diamond pickaxe hidden in the enchanted forest, you’ll gain the power to turn all your enemies into adorable baby pandas.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CraftyPeak

accomplishment, achievement, Adrenaline Rush, Adventure, breathtaking view, challenge, Conquer, CraftyPeak, determination, exhilaration, extreme altitude, Highest peak, long tail tag, Mount Everest, mountain climbing, perseverance, Shout, summit, Top of the World, triumph, Victory

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3574
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Emeralds Found:	6687
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can shout is “creeper, oh man”? Well, look no further because our server will have you shouting “I found the legendary diamond-encrusted llama riding a dragon!” at the top of Mount Everest! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know when you might run into him and have to challenge him to a dance-off to save the world. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

KazanCraft Minecraft Server

airstrike, Attack, Buildings, Conflict, Defense, Drone Power, eastern europe, Geopolitics, Hits, international relations, Kazan, KazanCraft, Latest Display, Military, Minecraft, precision strike, russia, SECURITY, Server, Technology, UAVs, Ukraine, WARFARE

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	914
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	503314	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Potions Brewed:	111

hey u, ya u! u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u, we got drones like u never seen before! we got drones flyin all over the place, blowin up buildings and causin chaos like u wouldn’t believe! it’s like a war zone but with blocks and creepers! join us if u wanna see some crazy drone action and be part of the madness! trust me, u won’t regret it!

Elon’s Antitrust Adventure

Adventure, antitrust, Antitrust Act, Business, Competition, control, corporate power, Economy, elon musk, Elons, germany, Government, innovation, law, legislation, market dominance, monopoly, Politics, power, Regulation, spd, Technology, tesla

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8768
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Secret Passages Found:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	15

so like, u know how elon musk is like, super rich and powerful and stuff? well, this server is like, the complete opposite of that! we don’t want no musk-like figures takin’ over and ruinin’ the fun for everyone else. so come join us and help us fight against the evil musk empire! we’ll have epic battles and crazy adventures, all while stickin’ it to the man! plus, we got free cake every friday. so what are ya waitin’ for? join now and be a part of the rebellion against elon musk’s tyranny!

What is the IP for EYstreem Minecraft Server?

best minecraft pranks, eyestream, eystream, Eystreem, fooling my friends in minecraft, funny, hidden, how to prank in minecraft, level 1 to 100 ways to fool your friends in minecraft, Minecraft, minecraft bedrock edition, minecraft phone, minecraft pranks, prank, pranking my friends in minecraft, pranking players in minecraft, Roleplay, secret, Server, smart minecraft pranks, top 10 minecraft pranks, troll, tutorial

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3680
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Magic Items Found:	8609
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Eystreem, also known as Jordan, is a popular gaming YouTuber and content creator known for his Minecraft videos and tutorials. With a growing fan base of over 4 million subscribers, Eystreem creates engaging and entertaining content that showcases his creativity and passion for gaming. He is known for his unique storytelling abilities and his dedication to providing high-quality content for his viewers. Eystreem continues to inspire and entertain his audience with his love for gaming and his infectious energy.

MINEWARD

Adventure, Community, Crafting, Creative, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, FANTASY, Mineward, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, Parkour, PvE, Roleplay, RPG, Skills, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9343
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Dragons Tamed:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	mineward.net
Version	1.20.4+
Discord	Discord Link

Server Features

⚔️ Choose a class! (Warrior, Archer or Mage)
💀 Slay custom bosses like Skarrah the Conjurer of Runewoods, Wyreth the Exiled Prince, Vorklas the Ice Giant…
💎 Custom gear and abilities, full-set bonuses, jewelry slots.
📜 Explore the realm and do quests!
🎣 Catch leviathans!

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Question	Answer
Can I choose a class in the game?	Yes, you can choose from Warrior, Archer, or Mage.
Are there custom bosses to defeat?	Yes, you can slay bosses like Skarrah, Wyreth, and Vorklas.
Is there custom gear and abilities?	Yes, there are custom gear, abilities, full-set bonuses, and jewelry slots.
Can I explore the realm and do quests?	Yes, you can explore the realm and participate in quests.
Is there a way to catch leviathans?	Yes, you can catch leviathans in the game.

Nudify Boredom 1.21.3

1.21.3, bored, bored activities, bored and alone, bored and naked, bored at home, bored entertainment, bored games, bored meme, bored tiktok, Boredom, Nudify, nudify app, nudify challenge, nudify meme, nudify prank, nudify til i’m bored, nudify till i’m bored, nudify trend, nudify yourself

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3340
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	27
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	17
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like a party in your computer, but with blocks and stuff.

Imagine a world where you can build anything you want, like a giant hotdog or a roller coaster made out of cheese. The possibilities are endless, just like my love for chicken nuggets.

And get this, on this server, you can run around naked if you want to. That’s right, let your blocky bits hang loose and embrace your pixelated freedom. Who needs clothes when you have diamond armor, am I right?

So come on, join us and let’s get wild and crazy in this virtual playground. Let’s nudify til we’re bored and then nudify some more. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

The Man Who Predicted All This Shit Minecraft SMP

atheism, Blood, Caesarism, Communication, Cosmopolises, depopulation, Elites, Engineers, fertility collapse, intellectualism, man, Managerial bloat, materialism, Minecraft, MONEY, POL, political parties, Predicted, religiousness, Resources, Shit, smp, SUICIDE, Transportation, urbanism, veganism

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8386
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8726	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have created a world where /pol/ actually predicted the future! Join us as we navigate through cosmopolises filled with insane transportation methods and communication systems, all while the elites are obsessed with ridiculous things like veganism and futile intellectualism.

But that’s not all – political parties are playing absurd shenanigans, Caesarism is on the rise, and a second religiousness has taken over as materialism and atheism fade away due to a fertility collapse. Our engineers are working tirelessly to keep the machine going, even when resources run dry, and there’s even managerial bloat to spice things up.

So come join us and see if money can truly defeat blood in this wacky world where anything is possible! And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a chud who predicted it all before memes were even a thing. Let’s have some laughs and create some chaos together in this wild Minecraft adventure!

HaterzGonnaHate Minecraft SMP

HaterzGonnaHate, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5017
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Yo, listen up fam, if you’re tired of all those lame-o servers where people don’t appreciate your epic builds and amazing redstone contraptions, then you gotta join this lit AF Minecraft SMP! We got unicorns riding pigs, flying llamas, and a secret underground disco party every Saturday night. Plus, our admin is a literal wizard who can turn dirt blocks into diamonds with just a flick of his wand (not a euphemism, I swear). So if you wanna be part of the coolest, craziest, most bonkers server in all of Minecraft history, then hit us up and join the fun! Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, you should probably stay away). #BestSMPever #JoinUsOrMissOut #DiamondsAreAGirlsBestFriend

NoKidsNoProbsMC

Adults, banning, Child protection, children, digital age, digital citizenship, Florida, Florida law, internet regulations, January 1st, NoKidsNoProbsMC, online behavior, online privacy, online safety, online security, parenting, social media, Social Media Ban, social media restrictions., Technology, underage users

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5222
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Are you tired of having to deal with annoying kids on social media? Well, fear not because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from those pesky youngsters! With Florida banning children under 13 from social media, you can finally enjoy a peaceful and adult-friendly gaming experience without any interruptions.

Join our server and embark on wild adventures in a world where only adults roam free. Build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and uncover hidden treasures without having to worry about any kids ruining the fun. Plus, with our exclusive chat filter that blocks out any immature language, you can rest assured that your gaming experience will be nothing short of classy and sophisticated.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is how to top your latest epic build. Trust us, once you go adult-only, you’ll never want to go back!

Creaking SMP

Active 24/7, beginner friendly, Civilization Safety, Civilizations, creaking, discord server, friendly community, hard difficulty, ip address, join the fun, minecraft survival, Most Popular Vanilla Server, new world, No Stealing, Pro Players Welcome, pure gameplay, pure vanilla, Safety Expansion, Serve, smp, top choice, Vanilla, Vanilla Multiplayer

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	757
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Farms Harvested:	529
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Overview

Feature	Description
Most Popular Vanilla Server	The first friendly vanilla multiplayer Minecraft server!
Friendly Community	Everyone is welcome, from beginners to pros. Don’t Steal.
Pure Vanilla	Experience Minecraft the way it was meant to be, no mods or changes.
Hard Difficulty	Make friends and work together to expand the safety of civilization!
Active 24/7	Always something happening! Come see why so many players choose us!
Join the Fun	We are brand new and our world is only just beginning!

Come see why we’re the #1 choice for Minecraft survival! https://discord.gg/creakingsmp server IP: mc.creaking.fun

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, simply connect using the server IP: mc.creaking.fun. Once connected, type /rules to be verified.

2. Is there a Discord server for the community?

Yes, you can join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/creakingsmp to connect with other players and stay updated on server events.

3. Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, please make sure to follow the server rules outlined in the /rules command to ensure a positive and friendly experience for all players.

4. Can I invite friends to join the server?

Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server and be part of the growing community. The more, the merrier!

EduCraft High School 1.21.3

1.21.3, academics, clubs, curriculum, education, educational system, EduCraft, Exams, extracurricular activities, Graduation, HIGH, high school, learning environment, peer pressure, School, school community, school culture, school facilities, school traditions, social life, sports, Students, teachers, teenage experience

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7401
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Yo, so like, imagine high school but in Minecraft, bro. Like, you can build your own school and have epic battles in the cafeteria over who gets the last cookie.

Join this server if you want to experience the drama of high school without actually having to deal with real people. Plus, we have a secret underground tunnel system for sneaky escapes from class.

Forget boring lectures and homework, on this server, you can create your own classes like Potion Making 101 or Advanced Creeper Taming.

So, if you’re tired of the same old high school routine and want to spice things up with some blocky chaos, then this server is the place for you. Just watch out for the zombie teachers, they can be real sticklers about tardiness.

Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3820
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Chimeras Created:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18