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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 101/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 15
Infinity Stones Found: 3 Endless Night Skies: 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 16 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
Divine Spears Created: 25 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Emeralds Found: 3929

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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