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Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 7725 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Epic Shields Constructed: | 16 | Dimension Hops: | 2 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 851452 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Potions Brewed: | 117 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Imagine having to carry a crying baby around the server while trying to complete quests and build your empire. Will you be able to multitask like a pro or will you end up fainting from the stress?
But don’t worry, just like this friend’s husband who can easily afford to hire help, our server offers plenty of resources and support to help you succeed. And if all else fails, you can always hire a virtual nanny to take care of your in-game responsibilities.
So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft world. And remember, helping out should be fun, not feel like a chore!