Nanii Network | New Minecraft Servers 2025

DadCraft: Git Gud or GTFO

Boundaries, child care, Communication, DadCraft, day care, family dynamics, Fatherhood, Frustration, GIT, gtfo, GUD, husband, in-laws, maternity leave, Motherhood, new parents, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, Son, staycation, support system, trial run, work-life balance, working mom

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4885
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Divine Spears Created:	30
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Are you tired of your husband not being able to handle the baby for more than an hour without passing him off to you? Do you want to see if he can survive a full day of baby duty without calling for reinforcements? Join our Minecraft server and take a break from real-life parenting drama!

On our server, you can leave your husband and son behind and focus on building the most epic virtual world. No need to worry about your husband’s inability to calm a crying baby or his reliance on his mom for help. Let him fend for himself while you conquer the virtual realm!

Join now and escape the real-life frustrations of parenting. Who knows, maybe after a day on our server, your husband will finally step up and prove he can handle the baby on his own. Or maybe he’ll just call for his mom in the virtual world too. Either way, it’s bound to be entertaining!

BlockyJobQuitters

BlockyJobQuitters, career, decision, dissatisfaction, employment, first day, Frustration, Job, Quitting, quitting career, quitting employment, quitting for good, quitting for reasons, quitting job, quitting on first day, quitting out of dissatisfaction, quitting out of frustration, quitting work, reasons, work

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3334
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Emeralds Found:	3160	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ores Mined:	7380	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Have you ever quit your job on the first day because you realized you were meant for bigger and better things? Well, our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you! Join us and leave behind the boring world of work for a land of endless possibilities and adventures.

On our server, you can build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, and even discover a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of chocolate. Who needs a job when you can have all this excitement right at your fingertips?

So if you’re ready to say “I’m done with this” to the real world and dive headfirst into a world of blocky madness, join our server today! Who knows, you might even find yourself becoming the ruler of a kingdom of llamas or the master of a giant floating island. The possibilities are endless, just like the fun you’ll have on our server.

CraftyKremlin Minecraft Server

Assistance, Conflict, CraftyKremlin, Diplomacy, eastern europe, families, Hope, inquiries, international relations, investigation, Military, Minecraft, missing soldiers, resolution, russia, search, Server, Support, Surge, Tension, Ukraine, uncertainty, War

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	226
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Void Gems Collected:	28	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we have more inquiries from Russian families than Ukraine has on missing soldiers! 🤣🤣🤣

We got so many crazy stories like Russian families trying to sneak into the server to find their lost soldiers but end up getting lost in our epic pixelated world! 😂😂

Join us for the chaos and the laughs as we navigate through the madness of missing soldiers and Russian families on a quest for their loved ones! 🤪🤪

Don’t miss out on the fun, come join our server and get ready for a wild ride! 🎉🎉🎉

PantsirCraft: Azerbaijani Plane Crash

air defense, aircraft, Aviation, azerbaijan, azerbaijani, Conflict, crash, DECEMBER, defense system, defense technology, government source, international relations, investigation, Military, military equipment, missile attack, PantsirCraft, plane, plane crash, Russian Pantsir-S missile, SECURITY, Tragedy

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4907
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1

so like, imagine this, right? a plane from Azerbaijan is just minding its own business, flying around, when BAM! out of nowhere, a Russian Pantsir-S missile comes out of the sky and just wrecks it. like, what are the chances, right?

if you wanna avoid getting hit by random missiles while flying, you should TOTALLY join our Minecraft server. we promise there are no Russian missiles here, just a bunch of cool peeps building stuff and having a grand old time. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake.

so come on over and join us, unless you want to risk getting hit by a missile while playing Minecraft. your choice, dude.

BlockyBucks: College Boosted Earnings

academic achievement, ADMISSION, Adulthood, Analysis, attending college, BlockyBucks, Boosted, Boosts, career advancement, college, earnings, education, Financial Success, future earnings, high schools, long term benefits, low-income, opportunities, socioeconomic status, Students, study, Threshold

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6331
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mines Excavated:	1863

yo yo yo, listen up all you blockheads! if you wanna make mad stacks of diamonds in adulthood, then you gotta join our cray cray minecraft server! we got students from low-income high schools straight up ballin’ after attending our virtual college.

these peeps be makin’ so much cheddar, they gotta wear sunglasses indoors to block out the bling bling! we got a study that shows how students just barely gettin’ into college be rollin’ in the dough compared to their homies who didn’t make the cut.

so come on down to our server and get ready to level up your bank account faster than you can say “diamonds are a miner’s best friend!” let’s get this party started, y’all!

Epic Laughs & Challenges 1.20.4

1.20.4, challenge, Challenges, comedy, compilation, Edition, Entertainment, Epic, funny, haha, hilarious, humor, IMPOSSIBLE, LAUGH, laughs, list, longtail, memes, reaction, tags, Ultimate, Video, viral, ylyl

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2764
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7618	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	67	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where llamas rule the land and chickens wear top hats. Yes, you heard me right. And that’s not all – every time you mine a block, a random meme pops up on your screen. It’s like living in a meme museum, but with creepers. Join now for the ultimate LOLZ experience!

CraftyBlock Minecraft Server

Agreement, Birthday Party, Boundaries, celebration, children, Communication, compromise, Conflict, CraftyBlock, DAUGHTER, Decision making, Enabling, family, Minecraft, parenting, PINK, Protection, reconciliation, refusing, relationship, Respect, Server, Understanding

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7926
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Dimension Hops:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Star Shards Collected:	103	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of respecting a player’s preferences, even if they’re as specific as hating the color pink!

Join us and experience the thrill of protecting your virtual children from surprise parties filled with things they despise. Our server is a safe haven for those who refuse to conform to societal norms, especially when it comes to pushing unwanted colors onto innocent players.

Embark on epic quests to confront party-throwing relatives who just can’t seem to grasp the concept of personal preferences. Take a stand against the tyranny of pink and show the world that you won’t be forced to like something just because someone else thinks you should.

So come on over and join our server, where the only thing we force upon you is a good time and a whole lot of laughs. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of drama and family feuds? But hey, that’s just how we roll in this crazy virtual world.

HusbandHibernation

Accountability, aita, ALARM, Argument, Communication, Conflict, consequences, decision, husband, HusbandHibernation, Late, Marriage, morning, relationship, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, sleeping in, Timing, Upset, Wake Up, work

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5359
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	280	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Emeralds Found:	2586	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can get revenge on your significant other for making you late to work? Look no further! Join our server and unleash your fury by building elaborate traps and obstacles to make sure they never make it to work on time again! Who needs couples therapy when you have Minecraft to settle your arguments? Join now for some marital mayhem and let the chaos ensue!

WisdomCraft: Life-Changer

#revelation, enlightenment, epiphany, eye-opening, Impactful, introspection, life changing, life-altering, lifechanger.., paradigm shift., personal growth, perspective, Profound, realization, Reflection, Self Discovery, self improvement, Soul searching, transformative, unexpected, wisdom, WisdomCraft

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7276
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Chimeras Created:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the wackiest adventures you could ever imagine. From riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes to building a giant toilet-shaped house, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame this majestic beast will be granted unlimited riches and eternal glory.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. Who knows, you might just stumble upon that one piece of wisdom that changes your life forever (or at least gives you a good laugh)!

ElonCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Chaos, consequences, coronavirus, Covid-19, deaths, Economy, elon musk, ElonCraft, Government, health crisis, innovation, Minecraft, pandemic, philanthropy, Predicted, predictions, Server, Shutdown, society, Technology, Usa, usaid

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3641
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Villages Defended:	20	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Crops Grown:	3113	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

lol come join our minecraft server where we have so much chaos you’ll think elon musk himself pressed the shutdown button on usa id 😂😂😂

watch out for the predicted deaths as you navigate through our insane world filled with lava pits, exploding chickens, and giant spiders that shoot lasers out of their eyes 🔥🐔🕷️

if you survive all that, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base where the players are actually aliens in disguise 👽🤯

so what are you waiting for? join now and see if you can make it out alive (spoiler alert: probably not 😜)

NoDonationNation

Accountability, anonymous donations, anti-corruption, Bans, campaign finance, Democracy, donation restrictions, election laws, financial transparency, foreign donations, foreign interference, Government, Greenland, international relations, NoDonationNation, political donations, political ethics., political funding, political reform, regulations, transparency

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3974
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Void Armor Forged:	18	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF, LIKE GREENLAND BANNIN’ FOREIGN AND ANONYMOUS POLITICAL DONATIONS. U WANNA BUILD A HOUSE MADE OF DIAMOND BLOCKS? WE GOT U. WANNA RIDE A PIG INTO BATTLE? WE GOT U. WANNA FIGHT A GIANT CHICKEN BOSS? WE GOT U. JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL DA CRAZY FUN, BRUH. #NOFOREIGNPOLITICALDONATIONS #DIAMONDBLOCKHOUSEPARTY

No Bladder Tube Minecraft

anatomy, biology, BLADDER, body functions, Connection, digestion, digestive system, excretion, health, human body, INTERNAL, long tail tag, Medical, Minecraft, Mouth, Organs, physiology, Science, Tube, urinary system

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6971
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Star Shards Collected:	131	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

join our epic minecraft server where the cows have wings and the pigs can juggle fireballs. we have a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. the diamonds are so shiny, they blind you with their beauty. and don’t even get me started on the talking sheep who give out free hugs. plus, there is no tube connecting your mouth to your bladder. why wait? come join the fun and madness today!

Snack Attack Minecraft Server

age 3, age 5, Attack, body fat, Body Mass Index, calories, Canadian children, childhood health, childhood obesity, diet, eating habits, Excess weight, health, Intake, linked, Minecraft, nutrition, obesity, processed foods, research, Server, snack, ultra-processed foods, weight gain

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3107
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Love Letters Sent:	5	Ores Mined:	1592
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE ULTRA-PROCESSED FOODS FOR YOUR MINECRAFT CRAVINGS! JOIN US AND GET HALF OF YOUR GAMING CALORIES FILLED WITH FUN AND EXCITEMENT! RESEARCH SHOWS THAT PLAYING ON OUR SERVER AT AGE 3 WILL LEAD TO EXCESSIVE AMOUNTS OF FUN, HIGHER LEVELS OF AWESOMENESS, AND MORE EPIC MOMENTS BY AGE 5! COME ON AND FEAST ON OUR VIRTUAL BUFFET OF FUN!

HAM SMP

activities, alliances, Citizens, collaborate, communities, compete, democracies, dictatorships, Economies, establish, Ham, Infrastructure, Interact, Leaders, Minecraft, monarchies, multiplayer, Nations, political systems, Resource Gathering, Rivalries, Server, smp, Structures

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2279
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Votes:	9029
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Overview of HAM SMP Server

Type	Minecraft multiplayer server
Focus	Create and govern nations in a large-scale world
Features	Establish nations, build structures, create economies, form alliances, participate in political systems
Activities	Resource gathering, trading, building, creating laws, waging wars
Staff	Dedicated staff members for moderation and conflict resolution

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the HAM SMP server?	Please add my discord: hamthedictator for more information on joining the server.
What can I do in the server?	Players can establish nations, build structures, create economies, form alliances, participate in political systems, and engage in various activities within their nations.
Are there rules in the server?	Yes, the server has rules to ensure fair play and resolve conflicts. Players are expected to follow these rules.
Is PvP allowed in the server?	Yes, players can engage in PvP activities such as waging wars against other nations.

Mighty Craft Empire 1.20.2

1.20.2, Craft, Empire, ever do it, greatest to ever do it, long tail, Mighty, tags, The Greatest

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4288
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	296	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	165
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Animals Bred:	43
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread, I swear!

We got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring, like seriously, you’ll be blinged out in no time!

And the mobs on this server? They’re so dumb, they make a potato look like a genius. You’ll be slaying them left and right without breaking a sweat.

Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. You’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the greatest to ever do it!

Players:	94/600	Votes:	4974
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4260	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4491
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Runes Activated:	4