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Players: 96/200 Votes: 618
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent: 10 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 44
Mines Excavated: 3375 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14
Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18
Evil Twin Fights: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 13

New Minecraft Servers

OMG guys, have you heard about this totally whack Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, sooo bad at naming stuff, like seriously, who comes up with these names? But like, don’t worry, I got you covered with some way better names for it.

So like, this server is like a hot mess of craziness, but in a good way, you know? Like, one time, I saw a chicken riding a pig into battle against a horde of evil villagers. It was epic, bro. And then, out of nowhere, a giant pink unicorn appeared and started shooting rainbows at everyone. Like, what even is this server, man?

But like, if you wanna join in on the madness, you totally should. I mean, where else can you find a place where you can build a castle made entirely out of cheese, ride a roller coaster through a lava-filled volcano, and have dance parties with creepers? It’s like a dream come true, but like, a really weird dream that you never wanna wake up from.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP server that’s as crazy as a bag of cats on a trampoline, then this is the place for you. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything goes. Like, literally anything. So come join us and let’s get weird together, my dudes.

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  • CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

    CraftyCraze Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/400 Votes: 1733
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    Wilderness Tamed: 8 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 399
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 30

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being the butt of every joke in high school? Do you want revenge on those pesky kids who vandalize your truck? Look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner badass and show those bullies who’s boss!

    Join our server and let out all your frustrations in a virtual world where you can build, destroy, and conquer to your heart’s content. Just like how you pressed charges on those troublemakers who messed with your truck, you can take charge and rule the server with an iron fist.

    Don’t let anyone tell you that you’re the asshole for standing up for yourself. Show them all that you mean business, just like how you turned in that dash cam footage and got those popular kids arrested. Let the haters hate while you thrive in our crazy Minecraft world.

    So come on over and join us for some epic adventures, insane battles, and ultimate revenge. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the perfect outlet for your high school drama? Let’s make some memories and show everyone who’s really in charge!

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  • CheaterCraft: 2 Years Later

    CheaterCraft: 2 Years Later
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    Players: 94/900 Votes: 8095
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 159 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 19
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 15
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 New Chunks Explored: 52742
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 19 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with cheating spouses and federal sentences? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama! Join us for a world of blocky adventures and pixelated fun, where the only cheating you’ll encounter is trying to sneak extra diamonds from your friends’ chests.

    Our server is so drama-free, even the creepers are on their best behavior. Say goodbye to toxic relationships and hello to building epic structures with your new virtual pals. And if you need a break from it all, just hop on a minecart and ride away into the sunset – no cheating spouses in sight!

    So why wait? Join our server today and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Who needs a cheating husband when you have a diamond pickaxe and a whole world to explore? Trust us, this server is the ultimate escape – just don’t let your virtual spouse catch you flirting with that cute villager!

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  • CoincidentalCraft

    CoincidentalCraft
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    Players: 91/500 Votes: 9156
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Falling into the Void: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 48
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 14 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Animals Bred: 140 Treasure Maps Found: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever accidentally dug straight down in Minecraft and found a hidden underground kingdom full of diamond-clad llamas riding on pigs? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server! Join us for a chance to experience the most bizarre and hilarious coincidences that will leave you questioning reality (and laughing your blocky butt off)! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret society of dancing chickens or a group of creepers throwing a surprise party for Steve. Don’t miss out on the wackiest adventures in the Minecraft universe – join us now and prepare for the unexpected!

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  • Blocktopia: EU vs Russia

    Blocktopia: EU vs Russia
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    Players: 97/900 Votes: 8475
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 20
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 34

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol come join our epic minecraft server where we take russia sanctions into our OWN hands!!! we build giant walls to keep out the russians and have epic battles with them using diamond swords and TNT!!! our commissioner is a total badass who will lead us to victory!! join now and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever!!! #russiasanctions #minecraftmadness

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  • Ethereal Quests 1.20.4

    Ethereal Quests 1.20.4
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    Players: 108/800 Votes: 9610
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Magic Crystals Found: 20
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 184 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 10 Holy Grails Found: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server because it’s like, totally lit, okay? Like, you can build the most epic bases and stuff, and there are like, no rules, so you can do whatever the heck you want. Plus, there are like, a bajillion mobs to fight, so you’ll never get bored. And the best part? You can totally prank your friends by setting up traps and stuff. It’s gonna be so epic, you won’t even believe it. So like, come join us and let’s have a blast together!

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  • CraftyDrunkGF

    CraftyDrunkGF
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    Players: 108/600 Votes: 1323
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 8 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with a partner who drinks every night and turns into a verbally abusive zombie? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape! Join us and leave all that drama behind as you embark on epic adventures in a blocky world.

    On our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from your partner’s drunken rants, or you can team up with other players to take down creepers and skeletons who remind you of your partner’s behavior. Plus, we have a secret potion that turns all the alcohol into harmless sparkling water, so you can enjoy a virtual drink without the real-life consequences.

    So come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a partner who thinks drinking every night is no big deal.

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  • BlockyVirginity

    BlockyVirginity
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    Players: 97/900 Votes: 7619
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 10
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Falling into the Void: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Chimeras Created: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 40

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old thing? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server for a chance to ride on a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords! That’s right, we’ve got crazy mobs and even crazier adventures waiting for you.

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to build a house made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks? Well, now you can on our server! Just make sure to have a fire extinguisher handy.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you won’t want to miss his hilarious one-liners.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of laughs, explosions, and epic battles that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

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  • Super Bowl Citizens – Confidently Wrong

    Super Bowl Citizens – Confidently Wrong
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    Players: 107/1000 Votes: 4414
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 26
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Magical Moments Shared: 24
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 14 Dragon Eggs Found: 7343

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a llama who could breakdance better than any player on this server. Legend has it that if you join, you will be blessed with epic dance moves and unstoppable gaming skills. Plus, our server is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. So come on down and join the fun! Who needs the Super Bowl when you can be part of this epic adventure? Join now and become a part of the madness!

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  • The Block Haven 1.20.6

    The Block Haven 1.20.6
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    Players: 98/500 Votes: 7231
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 7
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Phantom Rings Equipped: 9
    Epic Shields Constructed: 13 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Magic Items Found: 7954 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9073 Animals Bred: 176

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this place is like a magical wonderland of friendship and rainbows. It’s, like, the ultimate chill zone where everyone is, like, super nice to each other.

    I’m talking, like, no toxic players or griefers allowed. We only vibe with positive peeps who spread love and good vibes. It’s, like, a virtual hug fest 24/7, man.

    And, get this, the admins are, like, unicorns in human form. They grant wishes and sprinkle fairy dust on your builds. It’s, like, having your own personal Minecraft fairy godmother.

    So, if you’re tired of all the drama and negativity on other servers, come join us in this magical land of wholesomeness. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s spread love and blocky goodness together!

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  • BlockyLoveTriangle

    BlockyLoveTriangle
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    Players: 102/800 Votes: 6929
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old friendships that end up with awkward double dates? Come join our Minecraft server where drama is left at the door and the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest castle!

    Forget about “Alexa” and her questionable motives, on our server, the only thing you’ll be hooking up with is some epic loot. Say goodbye to awkward phone calls and hello to endless adventures with your new virtual pals.

    Join now and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs friends when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost named “Eric” who loves to give out insider tips on where to find the best diamonds. Don’t miss out on the fun, join today!

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  • StatisticallyCrafty

    StatisticallyCrafty
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    Players: 106/700 Votes: 7485
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 14 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Immortal Anvils Forged: 14
    Void Gems Collected: 18 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Did you know that 99% of players who join our Minecraft server end up addicted to building pixelated castles and battling virtual zombies? It’s true! But don’t worry, we have a support group for those who can’t stop mining for diamonds. Join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So come on, join us and see why our server is the number one destination for players looking to escape the real world and dive into a world of endless possibilities. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a pickaxe – you’re gonna need it!

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  • Algae Overlords 2.0

    Algae Overlords 2.0
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    Players: 106/200 Votes: 1515
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Votes: 7436 Dragon Eggs Found: 6538
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Ores Mined: 5913 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, ever wondered what it would be like to play Minecraft on a server run by ancient alien algae? well, now’s your chance! come join our server and experience the mind-blowing power of algae that covered Earth 65 million years ago.

    rumor has it that the algae on our server is so advanced, it can build entire cities in seconds and create diamond armor out of thin air. not to mention, the algae is super chill and loves to party with players, throwing epic rave parties in the Nether.

    but be warned, the algae can also be a bit mischievous. one time, it turned all the mobs into dancing llamas and made the creepers explode in confetti. it’s a wild ride on our server, but hey, that’s just the power of ancient alien algae for ya.

    so come on down and join us for a truly out-of-this-world Minecraft experience. who needs diamonds when you have algae, amirite?

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  • Smart Light Windows – Energy Saver

    Smart Light Windows – Energy Saver
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    Players: 91/500 Votes: 882
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 22 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Ores Mined: 1189 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Orbs of Power Found: 11
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    join dis epic minecraft server where we have energy-efficient smart windows dat can change color like magic! u can control da light and reduce energy consumption by 20%! imagine ur minecraft house with windows dat can save da planet! come join us and be da coolest eco-friendly builder in da block! we also have secret quests where u can find rare materials to upgrade ur windows to be even smarter! hurry and join us now before da creepers steal all da energy!

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  • Mystic Realm Quest 1.20.2

    Mystic Realm Quest 1.20.2
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    Players: 110/600 Votes: 2524
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Votes: 242 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Void Armor Forged: 12 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo yo yo, listen up all you blockheads! This Minecraft server is the bomb diggity, like seriously bro. We got more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at, and the creepers here are so chill they’ll give you a high five before exploding.

    Join us on this server and you’ll be living the high life, building mansions out of solid gold blocks and riding pigs through the Nether like it’s no big deal. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of leather pants on a skeleton, so you’ll never feel alone in this pixelated paradise.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s mine, craft, and laugh our way to victory together. And remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting? Poopee for life, baby!

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  • MommaSaidNoDressSoYes

    MommaSaidNoDressSoYes
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    Players: 109/1000 Votes: 2786
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 20
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Crystal Wands Charged: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as rebellious as you are? Look no further! Join our server where showing off your tattoos is not only encouraged, it’s required!

    Imagine a world where doctors and their families gather to admire your ink while battling creepers and building epic structures. Our server is the perfect place to let your freak flag fly, even if your parents and in-laws are watching!

    Don’t let anyone shame you for being true to yourself. Wear that custom dress proudly, show off those tattoos, and let your inner rebel shine on our server. Who knows, maybe even the creepers will be impressed by your ink! Join now and let the fun begin!

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