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| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 1886 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 3 | Votes: | 1013 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 31 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
so, like, this server is, like, the best thing ever, like, seriously. u gotta join cuz, like, we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and stuff. but, like, u gotta be careful cuz there’s, like, a giant creeper guarding it. but don’t worry, he’s, like, super friendly once u get to know him.
also, like, we have this, like, epic quest where u gotta find the lost city of bacon. yeah, u heard me right, bacon. and, like, once u find it, u gotta, like, battle a horde of zombie pigs to claim the bacon throne. it’s, like, totally insane, but so worth it.
oh, and did i mention we have, like, a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? yeah, it’s, like, the hottest ride in town. literally. but, like, don’t worry, we have, like, fireproof suits for everyone.
so, like, if u wanna have the time of ur life and, like, make some new friends, u gotta join our server. trust me, u won’t regret it. just remember, the best time to correct someone for mispronouncing ur name is the first time; the next best time is never.
