NakedHouseWanderers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6785
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Animals Bred:	135	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	New Chunks Explored:	529365
Votes:	3038	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

New Minecraft Servers

come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the naked strangers in your house by building a virtual paradise! our server is like a magical land where unicorns fart rainbows and creepers dance to dubstep.

we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy and trade diamonds for cookies. if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and potions that make you fly like a chicken.

but beware, there are rumors of a haunted pixel ghost who haunts the server at night, stealing all your precious diamonds and turning your house into a giant pumpkin. only the bravest players dare to face the ghost and reclaim their loot.

so what are you waiting for? join our minecraft server now and embark on the craziest adventure of your life! who needs real life when you can have llamas and pixel ghosts as your best friends?

Lost in Time 1.21.3

1.21.3, 10. memories, 11. emotional pain, 12. longing for her, 13. thinking of her, 14. emotional longing, 15. missing a loved one, 16. pining, 17. sorrow, 18. feeling empty, 19. Grief, 2. Longing, 20. missing her deeply., 3. heartache, 4. reminiscing, 5. nostalgia, 6. yearning, 7. love lost, 8. loneliness, 9. sadness, Lost, missing someone, Time

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6298
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! It’s like, the craziest place in Minecraft, like seriously.

You gotta join because the mobs are like, so friendly, they’ll give you hugs instead of attacking you.

And the diamonds? Oh man, they sparkle like Edward Cullen in the sunlight.

Plus, the villagers are all secretly trained ninjas, ready to protect you from any creepers that come your way.

But the best part? The Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.

So come on, join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever!

NightmarePornMinecraftSMP

BDSM, Boundaries, consent, consent violations, degradation, ethical porn., Exploitation, fetish, mental health, Nightmare, NightmarePornMinecraftSMP, objectification, porn fantasy, Reality, role-play, rough sex, Sexualization, taboo, Trauma, unrealistic expectations, violence

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	121
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	18	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Crops Grown:	3647
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server that you absolutely HAVE to join. It’s like, the most lit place ever, I swear. Like, the admins are all unicorns and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that breathes fire and can fly you around the server. How insane is that?!

But wait, it gets even better. The spawn area is a giant castle made out of candy and the currency on the server is actually chocolate coins. And every time you mine a diamond, a rainbow shoots out of your butt. It’s like, the most magical place ever, bro.

Oh, and did I mention that there’s a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party? Yeah, it’s wild. Creepers breakdancing, skeletons doing the Macarena, it’s a total rave down there.

So yeah, if you want to join this crazy, wacky, totally bonkers Minecraft server, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like a dream come true, but with more explosions and dancing zombies.

CraftyNationUSA

breaking news, country updates, CraftyNationUSA, current affairs, current events, Global Issues, global news, government updates, international affairs, international relations, media coverage, national news, News, news analysis, news headlines, news updates, political developments, Politics, Usa, world events, world news

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2179
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Towns Built:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Tired of all the drama in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where the only news you’ll hear is about epic battles with giant creepers and quests to find the legendary diamond sword! Who needs to worry about politics when you can build your own empire and rule over your friends as the ultimate Minecraft master? Say goodbye to the real world and hello to a land of endless possibilities and endless laughs on our server! Join now and escape the craziness of the real world for good!

SwastikaCraft: Tesla Vandalized!

anti-fascist, SHOWROOM, SwastikaCraft, swastikas, tesla, texts, The Hague, vandalized

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3080
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Towns Built:	1	Dimension Hops:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? do u like craziness? well come join our server where we have a tesla showroom in the hague that got vandalized with swastikas and anti-fascist texts! it’s like a real life drama but in minecraft! come see the chaos unfold and maybe even help clean up the mess (or make it worse, we don’t judge). join now for a wild ride of adventure and questionable decisions!

Sunlit Starlight Realm

Astronomical Phenomena, Astronomy, astronomy facts, astronomy trivia, celestial bodies, celestial objects, Cosmic, ENERGY, Galaxy, Light, Planetary Systems, Realm, Science, solar system, Space, star names, star systems, Starlight, Sun, Sunlight, Sunlit, Universe

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1532
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14

come join our epic minecraft server where the sun creates sunlight like no other! other servers don’t even compare, their starlight is weak sauce. on our server, the sun is like a disco ball on steroids, shining bright and keeping the creepers at bay.

we’ve got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamond eggs, and cows that give you milkshakes instead of milk. our world is like a psychedelic dream, with rainbow waterfalls and mountains made of candy.

plus, our community is the best around. we’ve got players from all over the world, united in their love for all things minecraft. we have epic build battles, treasure hunts, and even a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest, most fun minecraft server in the universe. trust us, you won’t regret it.

Epic Quests 1.20.4

1.20.4, body image, Confidence, discomfort, Doctor, EMBARRASSMENT, Epic, gyno, hate my life, Health Insurance, Insecurity, insurance company, medical procedure, mental health, physical appearance, Quests, Recovery, self esteem, self-conscious, Shirts, Stares, steroid, surgery

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1338
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Love Letters Sent:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Join our Minecraft server and escape from the real world where gyno is a thing! No need to worry about insurance or surgery, just build and explore in our virtual world! Let your creativity shine without any judgment or stares from others. Say goodbye to self-consciousness and hello to endless fun! Don’t let gyno ruin your life, join us and game on!

WaterBottleWars

Behavior, Boundaries, Camera, Confrontation, DISRESPECTFUL, Fence, Kids, neighbors, Nuisance, outside, parents, privacy, recording, STARING, swing set, Throwing, Trash, Water Bottle, WaterBottleWars, wrappers, YARD

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	688
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9609	Buildings Constructed:	13
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Crops Grown:	5294	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from nosy neighbors and their pesky kids! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic builds and crazy antics.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without worrying about nosy neighbors peeking over the fence. Our server offers a safe haven for all Minecraft enthusiasts who just want to enjoy the game in peace.

But that’s not all – we also have a special feature that allows you to throw virtual water bottles at annoying kids who invade your virtual space. Take that, nosy neighbors!

Join us now and experience the thrill of standing up to those who try to ruin your Minecraft experience. Plus, who knows what other outrageous stories and adventures await you on our server. See you there!

BoomerCraft SMP

10. Financial stability, 11. Health insurance benefits, 12. Senior discounts, 13. Family gatherings, 14. Time for relaxation, 15. Pursuing passions, 16. Enjoying nature, 17. Making memories, 18. Inner peace, 19. Embracing change, 2. Wisdom comes with age, 20. Living in the moment., 3. Life experience, 4. Appreciating the little things, 5. Self-confidence, 6. Retirement benefits, 7. Grandchildren, 8. Travel opportunities, 9. Time for hobbies, aging gracefully, BoomerCraft, smp

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1346
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Zombie Dances:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	392
Runes Activated:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	48

Join our totally rad Minecraft server bro! We got more diamonds than a rapper’s grill, more creepers than a haunted house, and more drama than a soap opera marathon!

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples and a pet dragon named Steve. And that player? Albert Einstein.

But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, a secret society of talking cows, and a dance party every Friday night with DJ Villager spinning the sickest beats.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, diamonds are forever but obsidian is for life, bro. #YOLO #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsOrElse

Gr8ful4Minecraft

Achievements, appreciation, Blessings, experiences, family, Friends, Gr8ful4Minecraft, Gratitude, growth, Happiness, health, lessons learned, Life moments, love, Memories, opportunities, personal development, positive mindset, success, Support, thankful

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5497
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Towns Built:	10
Divine Spears Created:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical talking llama who will grant you three wishes if you can beat him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is built on a floating island made entirely of cheese? That’s right, CHEESE.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even find yourself face to face with a unicorn riding a giant spider. The possibilities are endless!

Bake Nise Craft 1.20.5

1.20.5, Anime, anime recommendations, Anime Series, Arcs, Bake, Bat, binge-worthy, Character development, Craft, dark themes, FANTASY, favorite characters, important role, japanese animation, must watch, Mystery, nise, screen time, storytelling, Supernatural, Underrated

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2234
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Votes:	5743

Bro, forget about that anime crap, join our Minecraft server instead!

We got bats flying around like crazy, not just in one arc, but all over the place!

You want bat action? We got bat action!

Join now and experience the bat-tastic world of our Minecraft server!

DaydreamDisaster – Minecraft SMP

anxiety, catastrophe, dark daydream, daydream, DaydreamDisaster, Disaster, DREAD, dreadful dream, FANTASY, fear, fearful fantasy, Horror, Minecraft, Nightmare, nightmare come true, nightmare scenario, nightmare turned nightmare, nightmare turned reality, smp, terrifying thought, Wishful thinking, Worst Case Scenario

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9136
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	835
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Enchantments Applied:	294	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	158

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a magical rainbow unicorn land where you can ride pigs into battle and fight off evil llamas with diamond swords! But wait, there’s more – the admins are actually aliens from Mars who communicate through interpretive dance and the currency is not diamonds, but actual pieces of cheese! 🧀🚀

I heard a rumor that if you join this SMP, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the villagers breakdance to dubstep remixes of Minecraft music. And get this, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking cows who give you quests to find the legendary golden carrot of destiny! 🐄🥕

But beware, there’s a group of rogue chickens who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant chicken coop. They’re led by a deranged chicken named Cluck Norris who can karate chop you with his wings! 🐔💥

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many creepers blowing up your house)! It’s gonna be a blast, trust me bros! 🤪🎉

CraftyNostalgia

2010s, Celebrities, CraftyNostalgia, Events, experiences, fashion, FRIENDSHIPS, good times, Memories, Milestones, movies, Music, Nostalgia, pop culture, Reminiscing, social media, Technology, Throwback, trends, tv shows, viral videos

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9822
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7751
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Astral Projections Made:	0

Remember the good ol’ days of the 2010s when Minecraft was all the rage? Well, we’ve got the perfect server for you to relive those glory days! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-clad llamas, exploding chickens, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself (yes, he’s alive and kicking in our server)!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest block in all of Minecraft: the elusive rainbow obsidian. Legend has it that whoever finds this block will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods (spoiler alert: one of those wishes is unlimited diamonds).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

SpaceXBillionaireCraft

billionaire, billionaire investigation, billionaire ownership, billionaire ownership stakes, billionaire sanctions, billionaire stakes, billionaire US sanctions, Daghestani, investigation, ownership, ownership stakes, sanctioned, sanctions, spacex, SpaceX investigation, SpaceX ownership, SpaceXBillionaireCraft, STAKES, US, US billionaire, US sanctions

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2139
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Votes:	5969
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	136	Rainbows Spotted:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we have daghestani billionaires owning stakes in spacex even tho they bein sanctioned by the US lmao. we got rockets flyin everywhere and diamonds rainin from the sky. u can build ur own space station and mine for space diamonds. join now for a out of this world experience!

GuildStone

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Economy SMP Story Friends Connections Non-competitive Adventure Community Building Exploration PvP Roleplay Creativity Quests Minigames Farming Crafting Redstone Socializing

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6265
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Love Letters Sent:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

We are a story-driven, economy based SMP Minecraft server that focuses on a foundation of non-competitive and fun gameplay to hang out with or make new friends and connections.

play.guildstone.org

Whispering Streamers 1.21.1

#youtube, 1.21.1, 930835177, Company, content creators, Drama, Entertainment, Gaming Community, gossip, influencers, internet personalities, Live streaming, News, online gaming, OTK, Rumors, social media, Streamers, streaming, twitch, twitch streamers, video games, whispering

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3689
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! You gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

Imagine a world where pigs fly, zombies breakdance, and creepers are actually just misunderstood party animals.

But wait, there’s more! This server has more mods and plugins than a squirrel has nuts. You want crazy adventures? We got ’em. You want epic battles? We got those too. You want to build a giant statue of Nicolas Cage? Well, why the heck not, we’re all about that here.

So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft weirder than a three-headed chicken wearing a tutu. You won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to awesomeness.