NailClipperLaundryDay | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6180
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	167	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Yo, you ever cut your nails too short and then try to do the laundry? Bro, that feeling is like nails on a chalkboard, am I right? But guess what, on this epic Minecraft server, we promise you won’t ever have to experience that again! Why, you ask? Because our server is so lit, so fire, so next level that your nails will always be perfectly manicured and your laundry will always be fresh and clean!

Join us on this wild ride where the creepers are actually your friendly neighbors who bring you cookies instead of blowing up your house. Our pigs can fly and our cows can breakdance. And don’t even get me started on our chickens who lay golden eggs. We’ve got diamond armor for days and enchanted weapons that will make you feel like a total boss.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard that dragon tell a knock-knock joke. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

Dungeon SMP

Adventure, Classes, Discord, dsmp, Dungeon, endless dungeon, Fallen Gods, FANTASY, Grinding, Lore, mmo, mmorpg, multiplayer, rooms, RPG, Secrets, serpent, Server, smp, Undead, Unique

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1339
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Dungeon SMP – The Endless Dungeon

Are you looking for a unique SMP that has never been seen before? The Dungeon SMP is a MMO/RPG/SMP based in an endless expanding dungeon with different rooms and hidden secrets. There are many different classes- you can be anything from a Serpent to an Undead. Don’t forget the lore of the Fallen Gods… As long as you’ve been grinding you can become strong. Join DSMP today!

https://discord.gg/AsEPmhTfsc

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Dungeon SMP?	Dungeon SMP is a MMO/RPG/SMP based in an endless expanding dungeon with different rooms and hidden secrets.
What classes are available?	There are many different classes such as Serpent, Undead, and more.
What is the lore of the Fallen Gods?	The lore of the Fallen Gods is a key aspect of the server, providing depth to the world and story.
How can I become strong in Dungeon SMP?	By grinding and exploring the dungeon, you can level up and become stronger in the game.

UrbanCrafters 1.20.1

1.20.1, 3s, a2, a3, capcom pro tour, Capcom Pro Tour 2024, CVS2, Fightcade, Fightcade Play, Fighting Game, Fighting Game Glossary, frame data, High level replays, Mai Teaser Trailer, New Balance Update, sfg, st, street fighter, Street Fighter 6 Frame Data, Street Fighter General, SuperCombo Wiki, UrbanCrafters, Year 2 Character Reveal Trailer

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7549
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	25
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Emeralds Found:	974	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Endless Night Skies:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Yo, have you seen the teaser trailer for this Minecraft server? It’s like watching a cat try to play Street Fighter 6, hilarious! And guess what? They just dropped a new balance update that will make you question your existence.

Oh, and did you hear about the Year 2 Character Reveal Trailer? It’s so epic, it will make you want to build a house out of diamond blocks in Minecraft.

Plus, the official Capcom Pro Tour 2024 website is live on this server. You can watch high-level replays that will make you scream “Hadouken” in your sleep.

And don’t even get me started on the Street Fighter 6 Frame Data. It’s like trying to figure out how to craft a diamond sword in Minecraft, but way more intense.

Join this server now and become a Minecraft Street Fighter master. It’s like Fightcade, but with creepers and zombies. Don’t miss out on the fun, or you’ll regret it more than a creeper explosion in your base.

CraftyFlicksMC

action, Behavior, Censorship, cinematic liberties, comedy, CraftyFlicksMC, Drama, Entertainment, escapism, Ethics, FANTASY, Fiction, moral dilemmas, movies, Real Life, romance, societal norms, Suspense, taboo, thrillers, violence

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7256
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mines Excavated:	1304
Chimeras Created:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Meteorites Collected:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can live out all your wildest movie fantasies? Look no further! On our server, you can do all the things that are totally okay in movies but definitely not in real life. Want to jump off a cliff and survive without a scratch? Go for it! Feel like blowing up a building just for fun? No problem! Our server is the place where you can let your imagination run wild and do all the crazy things you’ve always wanted to do but know you shouldn’t in real life. So come join us and let the madness begin!

MurderCraft: Trini Emergency

caribbean, crime, Crime Prevention, crime rate, Crisis, emergency, emergency declaration, emergency measures, escalating violence, Government, Homicide, homicide rate, law enforcement, MurderCraft, Murders, national security, Public Safety, Safety, SECURITY, state of emergency, trini, Trinidad and Tobago, violence

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7456
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, TRINIDAD AND TOBAGO BE LIKE “WE NEED A STATE OF EMERGENCY FOR ALL THE MURDERS…BUT FIRST, LET’S PLAY SOME MINECRAFT!” JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC BUILD BATTLES AND SURVIVAL MODE MADNESS. WHO NEEDS REAL LIFE DRAMA WHEN YOU CAN HAVE VIRTUAL CHAOS? COME ON, YOU KNOW YOU WANNA ESCAPE THE REAL WORLD AND DIVE INTO OUR CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER. PLUS, WE HAVE PLENTY OF VIRTUAL SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS TO CHEER YOU UP AFTER HEARING ABOUT ALL THOSE MURDERS. DON’T MISS OUT ON THE FUN, JOIN NOW!

High Beams Havoc – Minecraft Server

Automotive Industry, beams, blinding lights, bright headlights, car accessories, car lights, car maintenance, car problems, car safety, driving at night, HALOGEN, Havoc, headlights technology, HIGH, high beam etiquette, high beams, Minecraft, night driving, old car, road etiquette, road safety, road visibility, Server, traffic safety, VISIBILITY

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8975
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Zombie Dances:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

join our epic minecraft server where the only rule is to always use high beams on your car! why? because the mobs are scared of the bright lights and will run away from you faster than you can say “creeper!” plus, our diamond ore is so shiny, you’ll need those high beams to see it clearly! and don’t worry about other players getting mad at you for blinding them, they’ll thank you for the extra light while they mine for gold. so come on over to our server and let your high beams shine bright like a diamond!

Portal Message Billing Fun

billing, billing patients, billing system, Communication, decrease volume, digital health, ease physician workload, Fun, Healthcare, healthcare costs, Mayo Clinic study, medical billing, Message, messaging platform, patient care, patient communication, patient engagement, patient-initiated messages, physician efficiency, Portal, portal messages, Program, Technology, telemedicine

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8735
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5121	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we bill players for using the portal messages! like, who even does that?? but it totally works cuz it decreases the message volume and makes life easier for the physicians, apparently.

imagine getting charged for sending a message in minecraft, that’s some next level stuff right there. but hey, it’s all in the name of science, right? Mayo Clinic did a study and everything, so you know it’s legit.

so come on over and experience the thrill of paying to send a message in a virtual world. who knows, maybe you’ll even get a discount if you mention this totally real and not made up study. see you there, maybe.

SCP SITE-19

Chat, Discord, Events, facility, foundation, Lag, Longplay, Minecraft, OWNER, ping spikes, player-SCPs, Roleplay, rp, Scp, Server, server grow, Session, Site19, surface area, Tasks, Underground, Vanilla

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4534
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	6325
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

SITE-19 Roleplay Server
“SITE-19” is a just released minecraft RP server, where you can play as any member of the SCP Foundation. Featuring a 3.5km2 underground facility and a large surface area, this is the largest minecraft SCP-Themed project. Hosted on a lag-free vanilla server, come join us for events and community building!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server new?	Yes, the server has just been released.
What can I play as on the server?	You can play as any member of the SCP Foundation.
Is there lag on the server?	No, the server is hosted on a vanilla server with no lag or ping spikes.
How can I join the server?	Join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/MHm6RBtuRy for more information.
What events are hosted on the server?	We host a variety of events and plan to organize longplay full site roleplay sessions in the future.

Mystic Moonlight Valley 1.21.2

1.21.2, attention love, attention so much, i love, love attention, love male, love male attention, love male attention so much, male attention, male attention love, male attention so much, male love, MOONLIGHT, mystic, SO MUCH, Valley

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2495
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Hey bros, wanna join a Minecraft server that’s like a non-stop party in a virtual world?

We got so many cool dudes hanging out, you’ll never be bored!

Plus, the admins are like total babes, always giving out free stuff and making sure everyone has a great time.

And let me tell you, the chat is always popping with hilarious jokes and crazy shenanigans.

So come on, join us and get your fill of male attention while building epic structures and exploring wild adventures!

GameplayCraft

action, Adventure, console, Entertainment, Fun, GameplayCraft, Gaming, indie, leisure, multiplayer, ONLINE, PC, Playing, role playing, Shooter, simulation, Single player, strategy, Today, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2748
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Emeralds Found:	6108
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Alien Abductions:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	52
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Are you tired of boring old video games that don’t let you ride a llama into battle while wearing a hotdog costume? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and the chance to build a giant statue of a potato with laser eyes. Trust us, you won’t find a more wacky and wild server out there. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Chinacraft Server: US Treasury Heist

#classified information, Chinacraft, Chinese hackers, cyber attack, cyber threat, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breach, data security, Espionage, foreign hackers, government security, HACKING, heist, information theft, major incident, national security, security breach, sensitive information, Server, stolen documents, Treasury, US government, us treasury

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5870
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4737
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15

so, like, u know how u always wanted to be a hacker but ur mom said no cuz its illegal? well, guess what? on this server, u can be a hacker without getting in trouble! join now and steal all the documents u want, just like those chinese hackers did to the US Treasury! it’s a major incident, but on this server, it’s just a regular tuesday! come join the fun and show off ur hacking skills, cuz on this server, anything goes!

ChinaCraft: TreasuryHack

bbc news, China, Chinacraft, cyber attack, cyber defense, cyber espionage, cyber incident, cyber threat, cyber warfare, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breach, data security, digital intrusion, Government, hacked, hacking incident, Information Security, national security, security breach, TreasuryHack, us treasury

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8011
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12	Meteorites Collected:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

so, like, u know how the US Treasury got hacked by China? well, that’s like, totally not cool, right? but guess what? our minecraft server was also hacked by China! but, like, in a totally different way. they hacked into our server and left a bunch of diamond blocks everywhere! like, what the heck, right? so now we have, like, unlimited diamonds for everyone to use. so, like, come join our server and get rich with all the free diamonds! plus, we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. and, like, our admin is a talking llama who can grant you three wishes. so, like, come join our server and have the craziest time of your life!

Pixel Park Genes

aging landscape, aging process, aging-related diseases, Biomarkers, biomedical research, data analysis, Disease Progression, DNA sequencing, gene expression, Genes, genetic aging, genetic markers, genetics, Medical research, Molecular biology, molecular mechanisms, multi-omics analysis, neurodegenerative diseases, omics, park, Parkinson’s Disease, personalized medicine, PIXEL

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7784
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

so, like, u wanna join dis amazin’ minecraft server, right? well, lemme tell u sumthin’, dis server is like da holy grail of minecraft servers, man. it’s like, so lit, u won’t even believe it.

we got crazy stuff happenin’ on dis server, like, one time, a player found a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen wearin’ top hats. and another time, someone built a giant statue of a chicken wearin’ sunglasses. it was wild, man.

oh, and get dis, we got a whole bunch of custom plugins dat make da game even more fun. like, u can ride on a rainbow unicorn and shoot fireballs outta ur hands. it’s insane, dude.

so, like, if u wanna have da time of ur life and experience some epic minecraft adventures, u gotta join dis server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Bismarck

Agriculture mods, bismarck, building, building mods, Diplomacy, Discord, Economy, Immersive Engineering, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, muskets, Politics, PvP, Roleplay, Server, small ships, Steampunk, stock market, Trade, valkyien skies, victorian era, workers

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1342
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Emeralds Found:	4499	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Bismarck Modded Earth Server
Year	1836
Theme	Victorian Era – Steampunk

Server Features

Stock Market
Economy
Create
Valkyien Skies
Immersive Engineering
Muskets
Small Ships
Recruits – Workers
Many Food/Agriculture Mods
Many Building Mods

Useful Links

Modlist

Dynmap

Minecraft Server IP: bismarck.minecraft.bz

Discord Server

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the theme of the server?	The theme is Victorian Era – Steampunk set in the year 1836.
What are some server features?	Features include Colonization, Politics, Diplomacy, Trade, Economy, Stock Market, Roleplay, Building, and PVP.
Is there a Stock Market in the game?	Yes, there is a Stock Market feature on the server.
How can I join the Minecraft server?	You can join by using the IP address bismarck.minecraft.bz in your Minecraft client.

Sasha’s Manga World 1.20.2

1.20.2, A, Analysis, Anime Community, artwork, Character development, critique, discussion, Fandom, Feedback, Manga, manga artist, Manga community, manga readers, manga series, opinion, Plot, review, Sasha’s manga, Sasha’s work, SASHAS, storytelling, Thoughts, world

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7390
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

OMG you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like, the most lit place to be, like ever.

Like, the mobs are all dressed up in cute anime outfits and the creepers explode with sparkles instead of blowing you up.

And the best part? You can build your own waifu shrine and sacrifice diamonds to summon your favorite anime character to fight by your side.

Plus, there’s a secret underground maze where you can find rare loot and hidden treasures.

So come join us and let’s build the most kawaii world together!

RichCraft SMP: SpendItAll!

aspirations, buy a mansion, charity donations, Dream car, dream life, dream vacation, extravagant spending, financial freedom, Generosity, goals, help others, invest wisely, lavish purchases, live comfortably, luxury, millionaire lifestyle, RichCraft, secure future, smp, SpendItAll, success, travel the world, wealth

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8366
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server everrrrr. Like, seriously, we have diamonds for days and we ride around on pigs wearing diamond armor. It’s like a dream come true, except it’s real life… well, Minecraft life.

I heard that if you join this server, you automatically become a millionaire in real life. Like, Bill Gates will be asking YOU for financial advice. True story bro. And if you find a rare pink sheep, it will grant you three wishes. I wished for unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, and a lifetime supply of tacos. Best wishes ever.

Plus, the admins are like, super cool and give out free enchanted weapons to everyone who joins. I got a sword that shoots out lightning bolts and a bow that shoots out exploding chickens. It’s chaos but in the best way possible.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become a Minecraft legend. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to discover the secret treasure hidden deep within the server. Good luck, and may the diamonds be ever in your favor! #minecraftislife #joinus #diamondsfordays 💎🐷🌮