Nail Clipping Simulator | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Monthly Thang Minecraft SMP

colloquial, Communication, culture, Expressions, frfr, hella, informal, Language, Lil, man, Minecraft, monthly, monthly thang, No Lie, ong, phrases, shii, Slang, smp, social media, thẳng, tight, Urban, vernacular

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1562
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Divine Spears Created:	15	Void Armor Forged:	11
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Yo, listen up fam! If you ain’t on this Minecraft SMP, you missing out big time! We got more drama than a soap opera, I’m telling you. Last week, Steve stole all of Alex’s diamonds and tried to blame it on a creeper. Like, come on bro, we all saw you sneaking around with that pickaxe!

But that’s not even the best part. Our monthly events are straight fire, no cap. We had a build battle where someone tried to recreate the Eiffel Tower but ended up with a giant blocky chicken instead. And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP tournaments. I saw a pig take down a fully geared player with nothing but a carrot. It was wild, y’all.

So if you want in on the action, hit us up. Just be prepared for some serious shenanigans and a whole lot of laughs. And remember, on this Minecraft SMP, anything goes. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers trying to steal your loot. Ain’t nobody got time for that!

Rent & Bills Minecraft Server

Agreement, aita, bills, Caring, Communication, compromise, discussion, equality, finances, full-time, Minecraft, part time, relationship, Rent, Server, Sickness, SPLIT, Support, Understanding, UNFAIR, university course, work anxiety

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7207
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Divine Spears Created:	26	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your relationship? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and outrageous stories.

Just like this player who refused to change how bills are split with their girlfriend! Will you stand your ground like this player, or will you be the supportive partner who helps them through tough times? Join now and find out!

Who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in a similar situation where you have to navigate tricky conversations and stand your ground. Or maybe you’ll just build a giant castle and have a blast with your friends. Either way, this server is guaranteed to keep you entertained!

BoomerRageCraft

BoomerRageCraft, Boundaries, cleanliness, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, Expectations, family, Frustration, generational differences, Home ownership, House, maintenance, parents, plumbing issues, renovation, rental options, responsibilities, septic tank, stress, well water system

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9042
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as your in-laws living in your house? Look no further! Our server is like living in a virtual world where everything breaks down just like your water pump, furnace, and garage door in real life!

Join us for a wild ride where the sewer line might break next, but at least you won’t have to clean up any actual sewage puddles! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you want to book a room in a motel just to escape the madness (but don’t worry, we won’t judge if you do).

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as your parents moving into your house without warning, come join us! Just remember, we can’t promise your in-game parents won’t hide any broken blocks from you, but at least you won’t have to deal with any real-life septic tank disasters. See you in the game!

CraftyChicksServer

Boys, Challenges, Communication, CraftyChicksServer, Differences, Difficulties, emotions, experiences, gender differences, Girls, Insights, misconceptions, Opinions, Perspectives, perspectives on gender., reddit, relationships, society, Stereotypes, Understanding

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5868
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Hey gamers, are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with drama, intrigue, and plenty of girl power!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to explain redstone contraptions to clueless boys who just can’t seem to grasp the concept. Watch as they struggle to understand why you need to build a mob farm or automate your farms for maximum efficiency.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to epic battles between rival factions led by fierce female leaders. Will you join the Pink Pigtails or the Purple Princesses? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some serious girl drama along the way.

So come on, join our server and show those boys who’s boss in the world of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

EUtopiaCraft

EU Membership, EU referendum, european union, EUtopiaCraft, Government, Iceland, Iceland EU debate, Iceland EU decision, Iceland EU future, Iceland EU integration, Iceland EU membership, Iceland EU negotiations, Iceland EU policy, Iceland EU referendum, Iceland EU relations, Iceland EU vote, Iceland government, Iceland government decision, Iceland politics, Politics, referendum

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9904
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	13

hey u, ya u, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of awesomeness. like seriously, u can build ur own castle made out of cheese and ride a pig into battle against evil zombie llamas.

oh and get this, there’s a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples somewhere in the map. but beware, cuz there’s a group of evil chickens guarding it with their sharp beaks and deadly clucks.

and if u think dat’s cool, just wait til u hear about the annual potato festival we have every year. u can dress up as a potato and participate in potato-themed mini games like potato sack races and potato toss. it’s like a spud-tacular party u don’t wanna miss.

so what r u waitin for? come join dis server and let’s have a blast together. who knows, maybe u’ll even become the king of the potato kingdom.

Advanced Monkey Business Server

Advanced, Business, Do, Everything.., just, LITERALLY, long tail tags, MONKEY, monkey business, Server, tags

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8584
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5

join dis server if u wanna experience da most wild and wacky shenanigans in minecraft history. we got monkeys runnin around buildin random stuff, throwin poop at each other, and causin chaos wherever they go. if u wanna be part of dis crazy world, den join us and embrace da madness. u never know what u gonna find around da corner, but one thing’s for sure – it’s gonna be bananas! so come on over and join da fun, cuz everything we do is literally just advanced monkey business.

Fully Vanilla Minecraft Server

ATTRACTIONS, Builds, Community, Discord, Events, fight club, Fully, Griefing, Habitable, History, Minecraft, nether roof, Phantoms, Pure, PvP, rules, Scamming.., semi anarchy, Server, server owner, Spawn, Stable, Survival, TOWN, unmodified, Vanilla

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2821
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	167	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Anarchy Network Minecraft Server

Brief Overview

Server Type	Semi-Anarchy
IP Address	AnarchyNetwork.net
Features	Unmodified survival experience, no map resets, no teleporting, no P2W, allowed Griefing/PvP/Scamming
World Border	1 Million blocks (2Mx2M)
Phantoms	Completely removed
Nether Roof Access	Allowed

FAQs

Q: Who maintains the Anarchy Network Minecraft Server?

A: The server is maintained by the owner, Snakeaim.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, there are four main rules: 1) Keep the chat civil, 2) No exploits or hacked clients, 3) No duping items (TNT dupe is allowed), 4) No lag machines or deliberate overuse of server resources.

Q: Can I teleport on the server?

A: You can teleport within a 200 block radius of spawn by using the /spawn command. Use this at your own risk as there are no spawn protections.

Q: Can I access the Nether roof?

A: Yes, Nether roof access is allowed on the server.

Q: Is there a Discord server for Anarchy Network?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/W7hRYgb2z9

Frosty Dreaming Land 1.20.5

1.20.5, celebration, christmas, cultural diversity, Cultural traditions, DECEMBER, dreaming, family gatherings, festive decorations, festive season, frosty, gift giving, Hannakuh, holiday festivities, holiday season, holiday spirit, holiday traditions, Land, media coverage, Multiculturalism, religious holidays, religious observance, social norms, winter holidays

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9028
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, forget about the mainstream servers that pretend Christmas doesn’t exist! Join our server where we embrace the holiday spirit all year round because we’re rebels like that. Plus, we have a secret underground Santa’s workshop where you can craft all the presents your heart desires. It’s like a festive conspiracy theory come to life, man. Who needs reality when you can have a jolly good time on our server? Join now and let’s spread some holiday cheer, Minecraft style!

Dad Puts On Eyes Wide Shut Minecraft SMP

dad, desire, Drama, EYES, eyes wide shut, FANTASY, forbidden love, Marriage, Masks, Minecraft, movie night, Mystery, Nicole Kidman, Provocative, Psychological, puts, secret society, seduction, sexual tension, shut, smp, stanley kubrick, temptation, Thriller, Tom Cruise, wide

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	642
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	202	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Buildings Constructed:	49
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a giant roller coaster that went so fast, it actually launched them into another dimension where they had to fight off a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot. True story.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bunkers filled with treasure, a hidden village of friendly llamas who will trade you diamonds for cookies, and a magical forest where the trees sing show tunes. And don’t even get me started on the annual llama rodeo competition.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and see where the adventure takes you. Just remember, anything can happen when dad puts on Eyes Wide Shut.

HubbylessGiftsCraft

appreciation, christmas gifts, Communication, compromise, Effort, exhaustion, Expectations, family, Friends, gift giving, Help, HubbylessGiftsCraft, husband, Marriage, Pregnancy, Presents, relationships, shopping, Support, teamwork, Understanding

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5007
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of carrying the gift-giving burden all by yourself! 🎁 Join us if you’re tired of being the only one putting in the effort during the holiday season!

🎅 Picture this: you’re trying to buy gifts for 20 people, but your partner is as helpful as a block of dirt. 🪨 You’re left to do all the work while they sit back and relax. Sound familiar? Then this server is perfect for you!

🎄 We promise a jolly good time as you navigate through the virtual world, collecting gifts and spreading joy – without the stress of doing it all alone! And hey, if your partner doesn’t pull their weight, you can always leave their name off the presents. 😂 Who needs credit anyway?

🤶 So grab your pickaxe and join us for a hilarious adventure filled with gift-giving drama and virtual holiday cheer! Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable? 😉🎮

MineCraftMania

Downtime, Entertainment, Free Time, hobbies, hobbies and interests, hobbies for adults, hobbies for couples, hobbies for creative people, hobbies for extroverts, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for kids, hobbies for men, hobbies for nature lovers, hobbies for seniors, hobbies for women, interests, leisure activities, MinecraftMania, pastimes, recreational pursuits, Relaxation

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4287
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Do you spend your free time staring at a blank wall, counting the seconds until you can go back to work or school? Well, my friend, it’s time to spice up your life with our epic Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking trees. Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life!

RedstoneRumble Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, Conflict, death toll, eastern europe, Government, Identification, international relations, investigation, Journalism, Media, Military, military intervention, Minecraft, News, Propaganda, putin, RedstoneRumble, Reporting, Russian soldiers, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3826
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Emeralds Found:	4006

omg u guys u gotta join this minecraft server its like so epic u wont believe it. like, we got russian soldiers fighting in ukraine or something, like wut even is that. u can join and be part of the action, maybe even save some soldiers from getting killed. its like a war zone but in minecraft, so u know its gonna be lit. join now and be a hero or something, idk just do it cuz its gonna be wild.

Elon’s Far-Right Craft

billionaire, controversial, controversy, Craft, elon musk, Elons, entrepreneur, Europe, extremism, far right, FarRight, Global, influence, innovation, leadership, Media, Politics, populism, public opinion, social media, spacex, Technology, tesla

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5734
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. u know why? cuz elon musk, yeah, that dude, he like, courts europe’s surging far right on this server. like, he’s all about that crazy stuff, man. u gotta join this server to see all the wild shenanigans he’s up to. it’s like, out of this world, bro. plus, there’s like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode in rainbows. it’s a total party, dude. so come join us and let’s get this party started, yeehaw!

NOVA

Anarchy, banned, base building, Chat, christmas, Community, Dupe, Friends, gb, gift, Griefing, grow, HACKING, Join, Minecraft, moderated, Nova, Obbi roof, Player Base, PvP, Resets, Server

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6644
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Hacking Allowed	Players are allowed to use hacking tools on the server.
Griefing Allowed	Players can grief each other’s builds on the server.
Base Building	Players can build their own bases and structures.
PvP	Players can engage in player versus player combat.
No Resets	The server will never be reset.
Unmoderated Chat	Chat is not moderated, allowing players to freely communicate.
Large Storage	The server has 200GB of storage.
Obbi Roof	Obbi roof and 2 nether highways already built.

Join our discord: http://discord.gg/nova-anarchy

Java IP: Nova-anarchy.net

FAQs

Q: Can I hack on the server?

A: Yes, hacking is allowed on the server.

Q: Is griefing allowed?

A: Yes, players are allowed to grief each other’s builds.

Q: Will the server ever reset?

A: No, the server will never be reset.

Q: Is chat moderated?

A: No, chat is not moderated on the server.

Q: How much storage does the server have?

A: The server has 200GB of storage.

Gulfie Westerners 1.21.2

1.21.2, Communication, cross-cultural awareness, Cultural differences, cultural exchange, cultural respect, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, Empathy, global citizenship, Gulfie, gulfies, intercultural communication, international relations, mutual respect, perspective, prejudice, Respect, Stereotypes, tolerance, Understanding, westerners

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	314
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta come hang with us Gulfies! We’re like the cool kids on the block, except our block is made of virtual blocks in Minecraft. We demand respect from all you Westerners, so if you wanna learn some manners while building epic structures, this is the place to be! Plus, we have camels in the game for transportation, because why ride a boring horse when you can ride a majestic camel through the desert? Join us now and show some love for the Gulfies!

Players:	98/200	Votes:	4990
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Divine Spears Created:	15
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Meteorites Collected:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2