Welcome to the most porktastic Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Join us at /nah/ Not a Happening Thread:pork flavor edition for a wild ride of craziness and chaos.

What is /nah/? It’s like if /b/ and /qa/ had a baby, but that baby was raised by /trash/ and turned into a meme-loving maniac.

What can you do on /nah/? Gossip, complain, share your weirdest head canons, draw homoerotic MSPaint comics about the moderators – the sky’s the limit!

Important links include voting results for mutual independence (because who doesn’t love a good vote?), yoga tips (because even Minecraft players need to stay zen), and funny cat pictures (because why not?).

Remember, on /nah/ you’re free to be as annoying as you want, just don’t break the global rules of /trash/ – getting banned here would be the ultimate embarrassment!

So come join us on /nah/ and let your inner pork-loving, meme-creating, chaos-causing self shine! Oink oink, motherporkers!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 93/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 46
Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 28
Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Akoot & Co: Where the cows run the show and the creepers are just tryna fit in! 🐄💥

    Akoot & Co: Where the cows run the show and the creepers are just tryna fit in! 🐄💥
    Our crossplay server is a chill, semi-vanilla Minecraft community with a fresh world and quality-of-life enhancements carefully crafted to offer the finest Minecraft experience possible. In our open beta phase, we invite you to join us as one of the pioneering members of our growing community.

    Features

    Discord Server (Discord + Minecraft integration)
    World Map (dynmap)
    Bedrock support (Geyser)
    Unlimited Homes
    No pesky land claims (Honor system + rollbacks)
    KeepInventory (Optional per player!)
    Timed Ranks / Custom Titles
    Text Formatting (+Gradients!)
    Brewery (nothing game-breaking, just a treat!)

    Delight yourself with unlimited homes, a grief-free environment (thanks to our rollback system), and a seamlessly integrated Discord chat system. Explore our world map online and experience the game like never before. Best of all, this exceptional experience comes to you entirely free of charge! This is your once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to become part of a community that values creativity, the power of friendship, object shows, and the joy of Minecraft! Join us now, and let’s embark on this unforgettable journey together!

    No application required! Just launch the game and play!

    IP: akoot.co

    Bedrock IP: mc.akoot.co

    Version: 1.21.1

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is there land claiming? No, we operate on an honor system with rollback support.
    Can I have multiple homes? Yes, you have unlimited homes on our server.
    Do you support Bedrock edition? Yes, we support Bedrock edition through Geyser.
    Is there a limit to player inventory? No, you can choose to have KeepInventory enabled.
    How can I join your Discord server? You can join our Discord server by visiting here.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Mines Excavated: 3995
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Shattered Realms Restored: 0

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Witchfire Minecraft Server

    Witchfire Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond the size of a house. But that’s not all, they also discovered a secret portal that led them to a land filled with flying pigs and talking cows. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is so lit, even the creepers dance to the beat of the music. So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Trust me, it’s fucking kino.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 19
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Enchantments Applied: 254
    Wilderness Tamed: 12 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 102 Living Shadows Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Danganronpa General Minecraft SMP

    Danganronpa General Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and the zombies break out into dance parties at night.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground village of llamas who have mastered the art of llama yoga. Join them for a relaxing session and unlock hidden llama powers to help you conquer the Minecraft world.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the ability to fly for 30 seconds. Who needs an elytra when you have magical carrots?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Star Shards Collected: 155
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Potions Brewed: 193 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • BrokeButLovingIt – Minecraft SMP

    BrokeButLovingIt – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on fancy date nights in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us for some budget-friendly fun where the only thing you’ll be spending is your time (and maybe a few cobblestones).

    Our community is filled with players who know how to have a good time without breaking the bank. From building elaborate roller coasters out of dirt blocks to hosting underground dance parties in abandoned mineshafts, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    And if you’re looking for love, you’re in luck! We’ve had more Minecraft weddings than we can count, and rumor has it that our resident matchmaker is a creeper who’s never missed a shot with his bow and arrow.

    So come on down to our SMP and see why we’re the hottest spot for budget-friendly fun in the Minecraft universe. Who needs expensive date nights when you can have a blast with us for free?

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 20 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 12
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 15

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • WeekCraft Warriors

    WeekCraft Warriors
    On our Minecraft server, every day is a strong day of the week because our players are constantly lifting virtual blocks like they’re in a virtual CrossFit competition. Join us and you’ll feel the burn in your pixelated muscles as you mine, build, and battle your way to the top. Who needs a gym membership when you can get ripped in the world of blocks and creepers? Come flex your virtual muscles with us!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 30 Magical Moments Shared: 24
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • MediCraft420: Ukraine Edition

    MediCraft420: Ukraine Edition
    Yo, so like, this server is like the medical marijuana of Minecraft servers, bro. We got Ukrainian officials approving all kinds of crazy conditions for you to join, like if you’re addicted to building giant statues of potatoes or if you can’t stop mining diamonds for more than 24 hours straight. It’s all legal here, man. Plus, we got this new law that says you can ride pigs into battle against evil mobs. So come on down and get your dose of Minecraft madness, you won’t regret it, dude!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 25
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Void Gems Collected: 22 Titanic Battles Fought: 13
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 3

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Eco Trash Bash

    Eco Trash Bash
    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are all about building and surviving? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is all about saving the environment, one block at a time. We got biodegradable microplastics all up in this place, helping to clean up the virtual world while you play.

    Join us and you’ll be helping to save the digital dolphins and pixelated penguins. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough biodegradable microplastics, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a rainbow unicorn through a field of virtual flowers.

    So come on down to our server and get your eco-friendly game on. Who knew saving the environment could be so much fun? Let’s get green, baby!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Farms Harvested: 980 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 42

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • The Simply Vanilla SMP Server…but not too vanilla, more like French vanilla, with a hint of sass.

    The Simply Vanilla SMP Server…but not too vanilla, more like French vanilla, with a hint of sass.

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server IP simplesmp.org
    Discord https://discord.gg/pdHGxVd

    Simple SMP is a server for those who want a smooth and seamless vanilla survival experience. You have the freedom to survive exactly how you want to. No ridiculous rules or power-tripping admins; as long as you’re cool, we’re cool.

    Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, Simple SMP is the place to be.

    Embrace the true spirit of the game as you embark on your survival journey.

    Grab your pickaxe, don your armor, and venture forth into an endless world. Embark on an authentic Minecraft playthrough, free from distractions and convolutions.

    Our server uses minimal plugins for simplicity.

    Powered by a self-owned, high-spec dedicated server enhanced with a finely tuned Linux kernel and bespoke software for exceptional performance.

    No world border – discover a vast and unexplored world.

    No land claiming or grief prevention – the whole world can be yours for the taking.

    No pay-to-win – everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive.

    Going on for over eight years, Simple SMP remains one of the oldest existing Minecraft servers.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Is there a world border on the server? No, there is no world border. Players are free to explore a vast and unexplored world.
    Are there any rules on the server? There are minimal rules on the server. As long as you’re respectful and follow basic etiquette, you’re good to go.
    Can I claim land or protect my builds? No, there is no land claiming or grief prevention. Players are responsible for protecting their own builds.
    Is the server pay-to-win? No, the server does not have any pay-to-win features. Everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive based on their skills and gameplay.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Crops Grown: 6968 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 67 Forbidden Relics Collected: 10

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • FUCK Minecraft Server – WTF anon?

    FUCK Minecraft Server – WTF anon?
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sleepy llama? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our server is about to blow your mind (and possibly your house) with epicness!

    Join our server if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil zombie unicorns with laser beams shooting out of their eyes. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats and breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, gold, and the souls of all the noobs who dared to challenge the mighty admins. Will you be brave enough to find it, or will you end up as just another pixelated pancake under a stampede of angry cows?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we’re not responsible for any blown-up brains). Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you do, in which case, we’ll just blame it on a glitch in the Matrix.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • No more ThreadCraft Minecraft SMP

    No more ThreadCraft Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being stuck in a never-ending loop of threads, like a glitch in the Matrix? Join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape the madness and build your own virtual paradise! Our new captcha system is so wacky, it’ll have you questioning if you’re even human anymore. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, causing chaos and mayhem wherever he goes. So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join us now and see what all the hype is about!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Mythical Relics Collected: 7 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • CatCraftHideout

    CatCraftHideout
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all kinds of allergies, even the fake ones! Join us and experience the thrill of living with a virtual cat named Jonathan, who may or may not give you hives (spoiler alert: he won’t).

    Our server is the perfect place for those who want to test their tolerance for aloof feline friends and deal with their human-like behavior. Jonathan will only show affection on his own terms, just like that one friend who only texts you when they need something.

    But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you might even find yourself in a situation where your sister moves in with you without knowing about Jonathan’s existence. Will she break out in hives? Will she cry to her stepdad? The drama is real, folks.

    So come on down to our server, where cats rule the roost and allergies are just a figment of your imagination. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? Join now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Meteorite Armor Created: 23 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Potions Brewed: 115
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • NoobFriendlyMinecraftSMP

    NoobFriendlyMinecraftSMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more welcoming than a warm hug from a creeper? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more welcoming vibes than a village full of friendly villagers.

    Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and more inside jokes than you can shake a diamond sword at. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of Endermen who are just looking for some new friends to play with.

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies while wearing a tutu made of enchanted diamonds? Yeah, that’s what we thought. See you in the game!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9
    Alien Abductions: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 4
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • CraftyMindz

    CraftyMindz
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you use your brain too much? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and dancing llamas.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Eating Creeper, who will trade you diamonds for your most embarrassing secrets. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Land of Unicorns, where you can ride rainbow-colored sheep and battle evil gummy bears.

    So why are you overthinking right now? Join our server and let your imagination run wild! Who needs logic when you have exploding chickens, am I right?

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • What are Minecraft servers like DragonShieldMC ?

    What are Minecraft servers like DragonShieldMC
?
    Here are a few Minecraft servers similar to DragonShieldMC :

    1. Shadow Kingdom – Shadow Kingdom offers a custom experience with unique elements such as custom biomes, dungeons, and boss mechanics. With a focus on immersive gameplay, players can enjoy over 500 hours of content and a thriving community.

    2. World of Eldin – World of Eldin features custom ores, dungeons, and biomes, along with a variety of plugins to enhance gameplay. Players can explore a vast world filled with challenges and adventures, making it a great choice for those who enjoy exploration and discovery.

    3. The Archon – The Archon is known for its custom plugins and unique gameplay features, including custom bosses and events. With a dedicated player base and regular updates, this server offers a dynamic and engaging experience for all types of players.

    4. SkyKade – SkyKade offers a unique skyblock experience with custom features and challenges. From custom islands to unique gameplay mechanics, players can enjoy a fresh take on the classic skyblock game mode.

    Whether you’re looking for custom biomes, dungeons, or boss mechanics, these Minecraft servers offer a similar experience to DragonShieldMC while also providing their own unique twists to keep players entertained. Join one today and immerse yourself in a world of adventure and excitement!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 35 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 67
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • 🟢 SLIMECRAFT 🟢 ⚡ 1.12.2 ⚡ Minecraft server

    🟢 SLIMECRAFT 🟢 ⚡ 1.12.2 ⚡ Minecraft server

    The server was created so that you can just play, and not think about donations, and other distractions that are present on the servers, from the server I only want comfort and good players ✌️

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 16 Dimension Hops: 11
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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