Welcome to the most porktastic Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Join us at /nah/ Not a Happening Thread:pork flavor edition for a wild ride of craziness and chaos.

What is /nah/? It’s like if /b/ and /qa/ had a baby, but that baby was raised by /trash/ and turned into a meme-loving maniac.

What can you do on /nah/? Gossip, complain, share your weirdest head canons, draw homoerotic MSPaint comics about the moderators – the sky’s the limit!

Important links include voting results for mutual independence (because who doesn’t love a good vote?), yoga tips (because even Minecraft players need to stay zen), and funny cat pictures (because why not?).

Remember, on /nah/ you’re free to be as annoying as you want, just don’t break the global rules of /trash/ – getting banned here would be the ultimate embarrassment!

So come join us on /nah/ and let your inner pork-loving, meme-creating, chaos-causing self shine! Oink oink, motherporkers!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 100/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Alien Abductions: 4
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10
Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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