Minecraft SMP – /eftg/ – ESCAPE FROM TARKOV general

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only patch notes you need to worry about are the ones that patch up the holes in your base from creepers exploding! Forget about Russian sneedware, we’ve got diamond swords and enchanted armor waiting for you to conquer the arena and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior.

Looking for some ammo charts? We’ve got you covered with our extensive collection of arrows, potions, and even TNT for those explosive moments. And don’t forget to visit our Gun Builder Website, where you can calculate the perfect overswing for your next epic battle.

New to Minecraft? No problem! Check out our guide for newfags and quest tracker to help you navigate the world of blocks and monsters. Need some changes? Our change list is constantly updated to keep things fresh and exciting.

Join our Minecraft SMP server today and leave the tranny and homo grooming servers behind. SPTSPT may be offline, but our server is always buzzing with activity and laughter. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and join us for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft like never before!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4439	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

PropertyCraft – Inherit & Build

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your mom’s sudden change of heart about her will? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists just like this story!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, imagine a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood pets and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. Our server is so crazy, you’ll be questioning reality just like OP is questioning their mom’s decision to donate everything to the church.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret treasures and hidden surprises that will keep you on your toes. Just like how OP’s mom surprised them with her new will, you’ll never know what’s around the corner on our server.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as OP’s mom’s sudden change of heart, come join us! Who knows, maybe you’ll find a diamond sword that’s actually a key to unlocking the mysteries of the universe. Or maybe you’ll just find a bunch of chickens wearing top hats. Either way, it’s bound to be a wild ride!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

TinyJoy Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between the Chicken Army and the Cow Rebellion, where feathers and beef fly everywhere! Or how about participating in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition? The winner gets a diamond pickaxe enchanted with the power of unlimited tacos!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of glowstone? Well, on our server, anything is possible! So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Void Gems Collected:	22
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Gods Slained:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Ores Mined:	4694

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

PixelPantyPop

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What’s the female equivalent of having a random boner? It’s joining our Minecraft server and suddenly finding yourself surrounded by a herd of pink sheep wearing sunglasses and dancing to disco music. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist the urge to join in on the fun and build your own disco sheep army to take over the virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots. So come on, join us and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Emeralds Found:	6078
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Enchantments Applied:	53	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Elak’s wacky world of factions, funky economy, crazy weapons, and doodle map… oh and some other stuff too

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World of Elak

Version: java 1.20.1

Features:

Survival Gameplay	Build, explore, and survive in a rich and dynamic world.
Land System	Create and manage your own tribe with friends, or join one and become part of a thriving nation.
Economy	Trade, earn, and spend with a detailed market system that makes every decision count.
Custom weapons	Equip yourself with unique weapons such as knives, katanas, cleavers and much more!
Custom brewing	Brew ales, wines and more! (including custom recipes!)
Tribes	Create or join tribes with players and dominate the map! Invite your friends, build your legacy, and make your mark on the world of Elak!

Join us now and start your adventure! (ip/server info in our discord)

Discord

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can find the server information in our Discord server.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
Can I create my own tribe?	Yes, players have the ability to create their own tribes and invite others to join.
Are there any in-game events?	We regularly host events such as PvP tournaments, treasure hunts, and more to keep the gameplay exciting.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Sunken Dawntrail Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is so epic that even the sunken Dawntrail game has better reviews than us! Join us and witness the chaos as we overthrow Yoshi from XIV and take over the Minecraft world with our insane shenanigans. Trust us, you won’t regret joining this wild ride!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Farms Harvested:	353
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Chud’s Crazy Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds cute little houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Picture this: a server where the pigs ride the players, the chickens are armed with diamond swords, and the creepers do the Macarena before exploding. It’s a madhouse of mayhem and madness, and we want YOU to join in on the fun!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions where cows rule the land, and a giant llama that spits out diamonds instead of saliva. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons play the saxophone.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world unlike any other. Just remember to detach your tranny head before logging in!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

MythiCraft: Pick Your Beast!

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Are you tired of being a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can be ANY mythical creature your heart desires! Want to be a fire-breathing dragon terrorizing villages? Done. How about a majestic unicorn prancing through fields of flowers? Easy peasy. Join our server and let your imagination run wild! Who needs to be a regular old Steve or Alex when you can be a magical being of epic proportions? So come on, join us and unleash your inner mythical creature!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

DroNeRusCraft

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have africans building drones for russia but they think they’re in ukraine HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Gods Slained:	0	Love Letters Sent:	20
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Teenage BFFs: The Key to Happiness

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so like, u know when u play minecraft and u just need some pals to build stuff with? well dis server is da place to be, cuz we got all da teenage friendships u need to keep u happy and satisfied in life.

our study shows dat if u join dis server, u gonna have peer acceptance like never before. u gonna have close friendships dat will make u feel like u on top of da world. and guess what? u gonna have low social anxiety and high life satisfaction. who wouldn’t want dat, amirite?

so come join us on dis epic minecraft server where u can make friends, build cool stuff, and just have a blast. trust us, u won’t regret it.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

What is the IP for xNestorio Minecraft Server?

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xNestorio, also known as Nestor, is a popular Minecraft YouTuber and Twitch streamer known for his high-level PvP skills and entertaining content. He is well-known for his intense UHC (Ultra Hardcore) series, where he competes against other players in a battle to be the last one standing. With a dedicated fanbase and a strong presence on social media, xNestorio continues to be a prominent figure in the Minecraft gaming community.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Down Under Dwellers – Surviving with Vegemite and Kangaroos! AussieSMP – Join us, mate!

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AussieSMP <a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/flavor/hermitcraft-like-server/">Minecraft Server</a>

Server Overview

IP	mc.aus.gg
Server Location	Sydney, Australia

Discord invite link: https://wiki.aussiesmp.com/other/discord

Apply here: https://wiki.aussiesmp.com/apply-now

Features

The server is running the latest version of Minecraft.
Vanilla gameplay with quality of life features like teleports and player trading.
Land-claiming system to protect builds.
Multiple worlds with new 1.21 chunks.
Part of a growing network with creative server and community resources.

Rules

Don’t be a dick.
No griefing.
No spamming.
Be respectful.
Don’t swear excessively.
No hacking or exploits.
No ban evasion.
Use common sense.

FAQ

How do I join the server?

To join the server, you need to apply through the link provided above. It is a whitelisted application-based server.

What version of Minecraft does the server run?

The server runs the latest version of Minecraft, allowing players to enjoy all the new features of recent updates.

Are there any rules I need to follow while playing on the server?

Yes, there are rules in place to maintain a respectful and enjoyable community. Not following these rules may result in removal from the server.

Can I trade with other players on the server?

Yes, there is a shopping area with player-created shops where players can trade using diamonds as currency.

Is there a land-claiming system on the server?

Yes, players can use a golden shovel to claim land and protect their builds from other players. However, this is optional.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Star Shards Collected:	180
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Void Armor Forged:	25	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Make Minecraft Great Again – MAGA Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as President Trump’s return to Butler, PA? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience rallies, town halls, and debates just like the ones you see on TV. Build a wall around your base and make Minecraft great again, again! Don’t believe us? Check out our pastebin full of crazy adventures and unbelievable moments. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again together! #MAGA #Trump2024 #BuildTheBestMinecraftWall

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Poopy Minecraft SMP Smells Uh Oh

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but rubber chickens and exploding pigs. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted potatoes and a rollercoaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether and back. And don’t even get us started on our pet zombie army, led by a chicken with a mustache.

So why should you join our server? Well, let’s just say that if you don’t, you might miss out on the chance to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of enchanted leather. And trust us, you don’t want to miss that! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	New Chunks Explored:	757698
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Divine Spears Created:	14	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

MomCare Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with family drama and verbal abuse? Join our Minecraft server for a break from reality! Our server is a safe space where you can escape the chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about falling down the stairs and hitting your head, only to have someone refuse to call for help because it’s too inconvenient. We prioritize safety and well-being, so you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands.

Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will never shrug off your concerns or ignore your needs. Say goodbye to diabetic diets and hello to unlimited virtual snacks!

Join us now and leave the drama behind. Who needs real-life family issues when you can have virtual fun with us?

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Magic Items Found:	4568	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	New Chunks Explored:	174423

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	251	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
New Chunks Explored:	769977	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8