MythicEmpires

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9469
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to Mythic Empires, a realm where the extraordinary becomes the norm, and your journey unfolds amidst the tapestry of magic, power, and mythical beings. In this immersive server, the name itself echoes the grandeur of epic tales and the rise of legendary civilizations.

As you traverse the landscapes of Mythic Empires, immerse yourself in a world where the arcane dances with reality, where every corner is teeming with enchantments waiting to be unraveled. Embrace your destiny as you control the very elements, crafting a narrative of triumph and wonder.

By day, vigilant hunters roam the lands, purifying the realm from the shadows that come alive under the moonlit night. Vampires and werewolves hide in the cloak of darkness, creating an intricate dance of danger and mystery.

However, the heart of Mythic Empires beats not just with peril but with opportunity. Become a master brewer, concocting elixirs and potions that defy the boundaries of imagination. Your choices shape not only your fate but the fate of the entire empire.

In the monthly events, champions rise, vying for glory and rewards that transcend the limits of ordinary existence. Forge alliances, challenge rivals, and ascend to greatness in the ever-evolving saga of Mythic Empires.

Your destiny awaits in this realm of magic and might, where you can live a life of prosperity, explore the depths of enchantment, and carve your own legend. Welcome to Mythic Empires – where the mythic becomes reality, and your epic journey begins!

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WifeWars Minecraft Server

ADD, Attention, career, continuous contract, dreams, education, family, finances, Healthcare, interview process, Kids, medical school, Minecraft, Moving, Nurse, Pension, relationships, residency, Server, substitute teacher, supporting wife, WifeWars

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4633
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Farms Harvested:	336
Love Letters Sent:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Buildings Constructed:	29	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic and intense than your wife’s sudden decision to go to medical school? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’ll make your wife’s midlife crisis look like a walk in the park.

Join us for the ultimate adventure where you’ll face challenges more daunting than moving across the country with two young kids. Our server will test your skills and patience just like trying to reason with your wife when she’s hyper-focused on planning a vacation.

With gameplay so engaging, you’ll forget all about your worries of starting over as a substitute teacher and leaving your beloved continuous contract behind. Who needs job security when you can immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night?

So, if you’re looking for an escape from real-life chaos and want to support your wife’s dreams without actually moving across the country, join our server now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find the time to interact with your wife and kids in between epic battles and building your dream virtual world.

UnderwearCraft

Boundaries, clothesline, Communication, CONSERVATIVE, domestic duties, EMBARRASSMENT, granny panties, hanging laundry, household chores, household responsibilities, Laundry, laundry day, laundry etiquette, laundry mishap, misunderstanding, neighborly etiquette, relationship, underwear, UnderwearCraft, vacuuming, washing dishes

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	573
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’ll make hanging your girlfriend’s granny panties on the clothesline seem like a walk in the park.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and unexpected twists at every turn. Just like the time I accidentally aired out my girlfriend’s unmentionables for the whole neighborhood to see. Trust me, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server!

So if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of laughs, drama, and pure chaos, come join us! Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server (unless, of course, you hang your girlfriend’s undies out to dry).

InsultCraft SMP: CleanRoasts

amusing insult, banter insult, clean insult, CleanRoasts, clever insult, comical insult, creative insult, entertaining insult, favorite insult, friendly insult, funny insult, gentle insult, good-natured insult, humorous insult, InsultCraft, light insult, lighthearted insult, mild insult, non-offensive insult, playful insult, smp, teasing insult, witty insult

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2162
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Chimeras Created:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it. We have like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and stuff. And the best part is, our leader is a talking chicken named Sir Clucksalot. He’s like, the wisest chicken you’ll ever meet, I swear.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a roller coaster made entirely out of lava, because why not? And our PvP arena is actually a giant pineapple for some reason. Don’t ask me why, just come join and see for yourself.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and totally random Minecraft SMP ever, then come join us now! Sir Clucksalot is waiting for you, my dudes.

BlockyFlirts

awkward dating moments, awkward flirting, awkward pick up lines, bad flirting, bad pick up lines, BlockyFlirts, cheesy flirting, cheesy pick up lines, cringeworthy dating lines, cringeworthy flirting, cringeworthy pick up lines, dating fails, embarrassing flirting, embarrassing pick up lines, pick up lines, pickup lines that don’t work, terrible flirting, terrible pick up lines, worst dating experiences, worst flirting attempts, worst pick up line

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3968
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like a creeper explosion! Join our Minecraft server and experience pick-up lines so bad, they’ll make you want to mine straight down to bedrock just to escape them! But don’t worry, our server is also filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who will make you laugh so hard, you’ll accidentally punch a sheep. So come join us and see why our server is the only place where getting hit on with bad pick-up lines is actually a good thing!

RussianBoomCrew

arrest, bomb plot, criminal activity, crowded area, detained, explosive device, extremism, illegal, investigation, law enforcement, Planning, Public Safety, Russian citizens, RussianBoomCrew, SECURITY, suspicion, teenagers, Terrorism, terrorism prevention, threat, Yekaterinburg

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3608
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Chimeras Created:	4

Yo, imagine a Minecraft server so lit that even Russian teens are trying to blow it up! 😂 Join us for some explosive fun and crazy adventures! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on this wild server. Plus, you’ll have a chance to meet some interesting characters along the way, like those Russian teens who clearly couldn’t handle our epicness. Don’t miss out on all the chaos and craziness, join now and see what all the hype is about! 💣🔥 #MinecraftMadness #RussianTeensApproved

Block Pathway to Forgetfulness

alzheimer’s, BLOCK, Blocking, Brain, Breakthrough, cognitive decline, Disease, forgetfulness, health, Medical, Memory Loss, Mice, neurodegenerative, Neurological, Pathway, Progression, research, Reverses, Science, study, Symptoms, Treatment

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9647
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

OMG u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, we got a study that reveals key alzheimers pathway and blocking it reverses symptoms in mice! like, who knew mice could play minecraft, right? but seriously, if it works for them, imagine what it could do for u! come join us and reverse ur brain damage while building epic castles and battling creepers. it’s gonna be lit, fam! #blockalzheimers #minecraftcuresall

FrontierSMP

armor, Biomes, Bosses, Challenges, Custom Items, Farming, FrontierSMP, Loot, Mining, rail network, Shop, smp, Structures, Tools, weapons

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1077
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	87	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Zombie Dances:	2

Server IP	Play.FrontierSMP.net
Bedrock Crossplay Enabled (Port)	19132
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU
Wiki	https://docs.frontiersmp.net/
Version	1.21.1-1.21.3 (Playable on Latest Always)

Description:

FrontierSMP is a Survival Minecraft server with the main focus of being a community driven server. Our main goal is to make it so that players have a challenge similar to vanilla Minecraft with multiple challenging factors, but also build around a community. You will find that teleporting is a luxury on Frontier along with varying difficulty throughout the world. Mobs are tougher than normal the further you go and there are bosses waiting around every corner. All 3 worlds have custom terrain with loot per player to promote exploration for all. Spawn can also be built on by anyone to drive traffic to a shop, rail network, or whatever your heart desires. At the end of it all, we aim to make a satisfying server that will last for years to come.

Main Features:

Custom Terrain: All three dimensions have custom terrain, biomes, and structures. All structures have per player loot so you can join whenever and not miss out on exploring!
Towny: A key focal point to the server, our gameplay is focused on promoting and enhancing the Towny experience as much as possible.
Economy: We have put a lot of work and effort to balance the economy. You won’t be seeing crazy numbers here in the balance top.
Custom Items: We have set up our own loot system complete with fully textured Weapons, Tools, and Armor for you to collect.
PyroFishing & Farming: Everyone’s favorite plugins with Mining being added soon. We have also textured and balanced everything to the server!
No Pay To Win: We don’t promote that stuff and neither should you.

FAQ

1. Can I join the server from any Minecraft version?

Yes, we support the latest Minecraft version, so you can join with the most up-to-date version.

2. Are there any specific rules on FrontierSMP?

Yes, we have server rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules can be found on our Discord or Wiki.

3. Is PvP enabled on the server?

PvP is enabled in certain areas of the server, but we also have safe zones where players can build and explore without the risk of PvP.

4. How can I get involved in the community on FrontierSMP?

You can join our Discord server to connect with other players, participate in events, and stay up to date on server news and updates.

5. Are there any plans for future updates to the server?

Yes, we are constantly working on new features and updates to improve the server. We welcome player feedback and suggestions for future updates.

Shilling Chinese Market 1.20.5

1.20.5, advertising, brand image, business ethics, Chinese, Chinese market, consumer behavior, cultural sensitivity, EMBARRASSING, global economy, international business, market, market analysis, market competition, market penetration, market research, market segmentation, market strategy, Marketing, Promotion, public relations, shilling

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1385
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Falling into the Void:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

OMG u gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through a crazy Chinese market but in pixel form! 🤪🎉

You’ll be dodging flying dumplings and battling evil pandas while building your own epic pixelated empire! 🐼🏰

The shilling is so embarrassing, it’s like watching a llama try to breakdance in a tutu! 🦙💃

Join now for a hilarious adventure that will make you question reality and maybe even learn a thing or two about the mysterious ways of the Chinese market! 🤯🇨🇳

NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, clean, Conflict, death, Favor, Gate, guests, Help, hospice, HOTELS, House, Introvert, mail, Minecraft, neighbor, NeighborlyCraft, RELATIVES, roof, Server, Sleeping accommodations, Spouse, vacation, well off

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6765
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Dragons Tamed:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of being the neighborhood doormat? Do you dread the thought of having to host unwanted guests in your home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life obligations!

Join our server and build a virtual fortress where you never have to let annoying neighbors in or cater to their every whim. Let your creativity run wild as you construct a mansion with impenetrable gates to keep out any unwanted visitors.

And if you ever feel guilty about avoiding your neighbor in real life, just hop on our server and unleash your frustrations by unleashing a horde of virtual zombies on their pixelated house. Trust us, it’s a lot more satisfying than fixing their gate for the umpteenth time.

So why waste your time dealing with annoying neighbors when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest introvert fantasies? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you!

GiftGateCraft

Boundaries, Christmas drama, Christmas presents, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, family pressure, gift etiquette, gift expectations, gift giving, gift regrets, GiftGateCraft, Gratitude, Heated Blanket, holiday traditions, long term grudges, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister drama, spoiled children

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3023
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Buildings Constructed:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heated blanket drama is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of the misplaced blanket in this post.

Imagine a world where every block you mine leads to a new adventure, just like the never-ending saga of the heated blanket. Will you be the hero who finally gives the gift, or will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

Don’t let the blanket drama get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a heated blanket hidden deep within the mines, just waiting to be claimed by a grateful player.

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where blankets are the ultimate prize and family drama is just another block to be mined. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and see where the adventure takes us!

LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP

LoopholeLooter, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8784
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Votes:	5907	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of servers! We have so many crazy loopholes that will blow your mind. Like, one time I found a secret tunnel that led to a diamond mine guarded by llamas wearing top hats. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party. So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

attractiveness, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body positivity, Boobs, BOOTY, bros, butt, chest, comparison, curves, Femininity, gender differences, Masculinity, Men, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, self-confidence, self-perception, societal standards, Women

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9962
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	33	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Farms Harvested:	255
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

arms development, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommies, defense alliances, Defense Contracts, defense industry, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military cooperation, military support, military technology, Minecraft, political controversy, precision-guided bombs, russia, Server, Taiwanese company, Ukraine, war technology

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1435
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!

TerritoryTussleMC

annexation, border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Luhansk, military aggression, military conflict, nato, occupation, political tension, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory loss, TerritoryTussleMC, Ukraine, War

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5867
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	13
Alien Abductions:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the land be disappearing faster than you can say “creeper”? Like, Ukraine be losing 20 sq km of territory every dang day, and the Russians be snatching up 3,600 sq km in just one year! It’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with way higher stakes and way more explosions.

Join our server and be part of the action! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian players trying to claim your land. Will you be a hero defending your turf, or will you be a villain seizing territory left and right? The choice is yours, but remember – in this server, there are no rules, only chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the land is constantly shifting and the battles never end. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Dad Jokes R Us

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, classic jokes, comedy, corny jokes, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, dad puns, dadisms, funny, groaners, humor, jokes, lame jokes, Laughter, old jokes, one-liners, punny jokes, Puns, silly jokes

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	608
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).