| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 272 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 16 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 20 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 3502 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 13 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
play.mythicbox.xyz
| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 180 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 5 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 34 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 3813 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 7 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.
So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.
| Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 8282 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 7 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 5 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.
Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.
So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?
| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 930 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 7852 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 8 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 22 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 6 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!
And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!
| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 233 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 12 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Magic Items Found: | 7297 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 42 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 21 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 9371 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 46 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 15 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 1742 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 287 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 13 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 594 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 4190 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4728 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 24 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!
But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!
| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 3287 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Magic Crystals Found: | 18 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Votes: | 7053 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 36 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 |
| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 2649 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 14 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 36 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 25 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Orbs of Power Found: | 7 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 |
| Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 3089 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.
we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.
so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.
| Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 7843 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 15 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 12 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 29 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 14 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
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| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 925 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 7 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!
You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!
And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!
Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!
| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 5125 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 16 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 653686 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
| Zombie Dances: | 5 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 28 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?
| Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 5962 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 20 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 19 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 21 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 19 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.
Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.
So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.
