MythBustSex – Minecraft SMP

common myths, debunking myths, Intimacy, Minecraft, misconceptions, MythBustSex, Myths, myths and facts, myths debunked, relationships, sex, sex culture, sex facts, sex myths, sexual beliefs, sexual education, sexual health, sexual misconceptions, sexual myths, Sexuality, smp, Stereotypes, Taboos

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7192
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Emeralds Found:	5156	Dragon Eggs Found:	3354
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to uncover the ancient myths of sex in Minecraft. Legend has it that if you find the elusive Diamond Bed, your in-game avatar will become a magnet for all the virtual hotties in the server. But beware, for there are rumors of a cursed Enchantment Table that will make your character’s love life more complicated than a redstone contraption gone wrong.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you participate in epic battles for the title of Sexiest Player Alive, or embark on quests to find the mythical Potion of Passion? And let’s not forget about our exclusive “Bedrock After Dark” events where players can let loose and party like it’s 1.16!

Don’t miss out on the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP out there. Join us now and get ready for a gaming experience like no other!

Logic of the Female Mind 1.20.2

1.20.2, attraction, attractiveness, below average, Exercise, Existence, fat, female, Grooming, hate, hourglass body shape, leeway, Logic, male logic, man up, Mind, Nature, Partners, periods, Pregnancy, sexually attractive, short men, subpar men, Ugly, Women

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4355
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	New Chunks Explored:	452503
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, this Minecraft server is the bomb diggity because it’s like, all about male logic and stuff. Like, did you know that 80% of dudes aren’t attractive to women? But it’s not because they ugly or anything, it’s just that they not sexually attractive, ya feel me? And it’s all because guys don’t know how to groom themselves or exercise, like, come on, bro, get it together! But hey, don’t worry, most guys can at least try to be attractive, you know what I’m saying? Except for short dudes, they kinda screwed, sorry, bro.

But here’s the deal, on this server, we don’t care about all that nonsense! We just want to have a good time and build some epic stuff together. So, if you’re ready to man up and join us, then come on over and let’s get this party started! Who needs women when you got Minecraft, am I right? Let’s do this!

GF Support Minecraft Server

awkward situation, college student, communication breakdown, communication issue, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional response, feeling overwhelmed, financial assistance, financial help, financial responsibilities, financial stress, financial struggle, girlfriend support, Gratitude, Guilt, Minecraft, personal boundaries, pride, relationship dynamics, reluctance to accept help, Server, Support, support system

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9451
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Meteorites Collected:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Love Letters Sent:	20
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Runes Activated:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft your way to happiness! Need a break from your girlfriend asking for your bank details? Join our server and leave all that drama behind! Plus, our server is so fun, you’ll forget all about your financial struggles and just focus on building the coolest virtual world ever. So why wait? Join now and leave all your real-life problems at the door!

CraftyReddit SMP

community engagement, CraftyReddit, decision making process, digital community, digital community building, discussion platform, forum participation, information sharing, internet forum, joining Reddit, networking, Online Community, online discussion, online platform, reasons for joining Reddit, reddit, smp, social media, social networking site, user experience, user interaction, User-generated content

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6993
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server everrrrr! Like, there’s this one time where we all built a giant statue of a potato and had a dance party around it. And then we all rode pigs off a cliff while wearing diamond armor, it was epiccccc!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing sunglasses, and every full moon we all turn into werewolves and have a battle royale. And the best part is, the owner of the server is a talking dolphin who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight.

So come join us on this totally rad Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and be as crazy as possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to rainbows and unicorns, then maybe stay away. But seriously, join ussss!

EndlessEatsMC

Appetite, comfort, craving, cuisine, Culinary, DELICIOUS, Dine, dish, Eat, EndlessEatsMC, Favorite, feast, Food, Gastronomy, Hunger, indulge, Meal, never tired, satisfying, Tasty, yum

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6541
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Emeralds Found:	3939	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Imagine a Minecraft server where the only food available is unlimited pizza! That’s right, no more boring old bread or carrots, just delicious, cheesy pizza for days. And not just any pizza, but pizza that gives you superpowers in the game. Want to fly like Superman or shoot fireballs from your hands? Just eat a slice of our magical pizza and watch the magic happen.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that the lair is guarded by a giant chicken who will challenge you to a dance-off for the key to unlock the riches. Can you out-dance a chicken and claim the treasure for yourself?

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring food options and lackluster adventures, come join us for a pizza-filled, treasure-hunting, chicken-dancing good time. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SeaAggroCraft Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, China, Conflict Resolution, defense agreements, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Missiles, Négotiation, peace talks, Philippine president, sea aggression, SeaAggroCraft, SECURITY, Server, South China Sea, strategic alliances, territorial disputes, US

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6255
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Ores Mined:	7517
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2855
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Dragon Scales Harvested:	134

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, the Philippine president be out here makin’ deals with China like it’s a freakin’ reality show! He’s all like, “Stop sea aggression and I’ll give back them missiles to the US, yo!” Like, what even is happening?! It’s like a soap opera up in here, but with blocks and creepers and stuff. So come on and join the fun, you never know what kind of wild shenanigans will go down next!

DeifinitelyCrafted

#announcement, Al-Qassam Brigades, armed wing, Assassination, Conflict, DeifinitelyCrafted, gaza, Hamas, Hamas Leader, Islamic extremism, killing, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military operation, Mohammed Deif, palestine, resistance movement, RETALIATION, targeted killing, terrorist leader, violence

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5577
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Farms Harvested:	962
Enchantments Applied:	199	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ores Mined:	2184	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24

so, like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got the most epic battles eva! like, u can fight against giant creepers and zombie pigs that can fly! it’s like a total warzone up in here, but with blocks and stuff.

oh, and get this, one time a player found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden treasure room with stacks of gold blocks and enchanted weapons. it was like, totally insane, dude.

plus, we got this one player who built a replica of the entire city of Atlantis underwater. like, how cool is that?! u can explore the depths of the ocean and discover all sorts of hidden treasures and sea creatures.

so, like, what are u waiting for? come join the fun and chaos on our minecraft server! it’s gonna be a blast, i swear!

Sonic Surfing Adventure

Acoustic research, acoustic wave, acoustic wave phenomenon, Adventure, communication systems, communication technology, devices, diffraction, discovery, next generation, nonreciprocal, optics, Phenomenon, Properties, SAW, scientific discovery, sonic, surface acoustic wave, surface wave phenomenon, Surfing, wave behavior, wave diffraction, wave properties

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1822
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE JUST DISCOVERED A NEW ACOUSTIC WAVE PHENOMENON! IT’S LIKE OPTICS BUT IN MINECRAFT! U CAN BUILD CRAZY COMMUNICATION SYSTEMS AND DEVICES WITH DIS NEW TECH! COME JOIN DA FUN AND EXPLORE DA WILD WORLD OF NONRECIPROCAL DIFFRACTION OF SAWs! WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO SCIENTIFIC AND WACKY AT DA SAME TIME! LET’S GET LIT AND BUILD SOME EPIC STUFF TOGETHER!

AnarchyyMC

Allies, Anarchy, AnarchyyMC, Chat, enemies, Features, freedom, Friends, Griefing, Ip:, Minecraft, MINIMAL, PvP, Raiding, respectful, rules, semi anarchy, Server, Solo, Toxicity, Version, Warps

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3841
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Crops Grown:	3739
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32

𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 Server Overview

Server Name	𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒
Type	Anarchy
IP Address	mc.anarchyy-mc.xyz
Version	1.21.4

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What kind of server is 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒?

A: 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 is an Anarchy Minecraft Server where there are minimal rules and total freedom.

Q: What are the rules on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒?

A: The only rule on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 is no toxicity. Chat is expected to be friendly and respectful.

Q: Are land claims allowed on the server?

A: No, there are no land claims or limits on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒, allowing players total freedom.

Q: What features does the server offer?

A: The server offers a TP Plugin for teleports, warps, and homes. Players can also play solo, with friends, or make new allies/enemies.

Yuri Vampire Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, CONSOOM, forceful, Girls Love Romance, Girls x Vampire, lewd, Manga, manga series, Mikami Teren, Mikami Teren Novel, Minori Chigusa, Minori Chigusa Art, mistress, Obedient Servant, Realm, Servant Mistress, Vampire, vampire bite, Web Novel, YuRi, Yuri Romance

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3711
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Star Shards Collected:	262
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the wild world of Yuri Vampire Mistresses! 🧛‍♀️👩‍❤️‍👩

– Bite other players and turn them into obedient servants! 🦇💋 – Get overwhelmed by your new servant who is way too forceful and lewd! 😳🔥 – Explore a world where anything can happen, just like in the manga and web novel! 📚🌍

Don’t miss out on this crazy, chaotic, and completely bonkers Minecraft server experience! Join now and embrace the madness! 🤪🎮

UncleWifiGoneBananas

AITAH, boundary setting, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, disconnecting wifi, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, family visit, fear, furbabies, husband’s uncle, living situation, married life, motorcycle parking, No Kids, payment arrangements, peaceful sleep, self defense, UncleWifiGoneBananas, verbal abuse

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8821
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Gods Slained:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in a telenovela! Join us in this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Reasons to join our server: 1. We pay for the wifi, so you can focus on building epic structures without worrying about lag. 2. No kids, just furbabies! Who needs human children when you can have adorable Minecraft pets? 3. Experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family drama, just like in a soap opera. Will you be able to keep the peace or will chaos reign supreme? 4. Build your own virtual garage and park your motorcycle facing the gate for easy access. Just watch out for any foul-mouthed uncles who might try to start trouble. 5. Disconnect from reality and immerse yourself in a world where you can escape from emotional distress. Build, mine, and craft your way to inner peace.

Join our server now and let the craziness unfold! Who needs reality TV when you can have a Minecraft server like ours?

CitizenCraft SMP: BillionsBetter

BillionsBetter, CitizenCraft, citizenship assistance, citizenship pathway, citizenship program, deportation budget, deportation costs, deportation expenses, deportation funding, deportation resources, deportations, government spending, immigration assistance, immigration funding, immigration pathway, immigration reform, immigration reform funding, pathway to citizenship, pathway to legal status, pathway to residency, smp, US citizenship, US immigration policy

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8724
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	662	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Lol, like why deport people when we can just give them a diamond pickaxe and let them mine their way to citizenship on our Minecraft SMP server? Join us and start your journey to becoming a citizen of Blocktopia! We’ve got creeper fireworks, llama parades, and a secret underground base where we hold our weekly meetings with the Ender Dragon. Plus, if you reach level 100 mining, you get a free elytra and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. So come on, stop wasting time on deportations and start building your way to a better future in our wacky Minecraft world!

MetaCraft: Trump’s Payoff Land

controversy, corporate, court case, Ethics, facebook, Land, lawsuit, Legal, Mark Zuckerberg, Media, Meta, metacraft, News, Payoff, Politics, public relations, scandal, SETTLEMENT, social media, Technology, trump, Trumps

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6784
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Void Gems Collected:	19	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Animals Bred:	22	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between Meta and Trump unfold in a virtual showdown worth $25 million! Who will come out on top? Will Meta’s settlement be seen as a sneaky payoff to Trump, or will Trump pull off the ultimate Minecraft heist?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like the legendary Creeper Unicorn and the elusive Ender Dragon with a top hat. Take on quests to find rare items like the enchanted diamond pickaxe of destiny or the golden apple of eternal life.

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this blocky wonderland?

GulfCraft Minecraft Server

Baltic Sea, controversial, cultural identity, Diplomacy, finland, geographical renaming, Gulf of Finland, Gulf of St. Petersburg, GulfCraft, History, international relations, maritime boundaries, Minecraft, naming conventions, national pride, Politics, Renaming, russia, Russian historian, Server, suggestion, territorial disputes, trump

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2720
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Gods Slained:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	0

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine a land where u can ride pigs into battle, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where u can build a house out of nothing but dirt and dreams. this server is like no other, it’s like a magical unicorn farted and created the most epic minecraft world ever. join now and become a part of the craziest adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. shh, don’t tell anyone. just join and see for urself. let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

CraftyMinerz: No Expectations, Just Blocks

Abuse, Amnesty International, Amnesty report, blocks, CraftyMinerz, discrimination, Expectations, Exploitation, forced labor, HUMAN RIGHTS, human trafficking, immigration, international law, labor exploitation, labor rights, migrant labor, migrant rights, Migrant workers, modern slavery, Slavery, social justice, vulnerable populations, working conditions

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3870
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Magic Items Found:	4081	Endless Night Skies:	2

join our epic minecraft server, where you can be anything you want, even a SLAVE! just kidding, we don’t condone that kind of behavior. but seriously, our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual paradise.

we have the craziest mini-games, like pig racing and chicken jousting. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all your real life problems. plus, our community is so welcoming, you’ll feel like you’ve found your second family.

oh, and did we mention the secret treasure hidden deep within the server? legend has it, whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods themselves. so what are you waiting for? come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Butter Cheese Carnivore – JAMA

BUTTER, carnivore, Carnivore diet, Cheese, cholesterol hands, cholesterol levels, dietary habits, excessive cholesterol intake, excessive dairy consumption, extreme diets, Fatty foods, health risks, Heart Disease, high-fat diet, Jama, medical case study, nutrition, saturated fat, unhealthy eating habits, weight gain

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	365
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	698	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server and suddenly you start eating like 6-9 pounds of butter and cheese EVERY DAY. but get this, your hands start turning into CHOLESTEROL HANDS. like, what even is that? it’s like something out of a crazy sci-fi movie. but hey, that’s just the kind of wild stuff that happens on this server. join now for a chance to develop your own super weird superpower. who needs diamonds when you can have cholesterol hands, amirite?