New Minecraft Servers

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of hearing the same old boring myths about what’s bad for you? Well, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the craziest myths come true! Want to prove that eating raw cookie dough won’t actually kill you? Come join us and chow down on all the cookie dough you want without any consequences! Or how about testing the theory that standing too close to the TV will make your eyes go square? Join our server and see for yourself as your character’s eyes literally turn into squares! Don’t miss out on the chance to debunk all the ridiculous myths in the most hilarious way possible. Join us now and let the myth-busting madness begin!

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  • CrazyCraft Hospital Adventure

    CrazyCraft Hospital Adventure

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got more kids than a candy store on Halloween! Our server is so lit, it’s like a hospital ward for mental health concerns but with way more fun and blocky adventures! Trust me, you ain’t seen nothing like it before! Join now and be part of the madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Eco Eden 1.20.5

    Eco Eden 1.20.5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server where you can breed animals to your heart’s content! We’re all about that thick, curvy livestock that will make you question reality. Just like those saggy tits that hang low, our server will have you pumping out offspring like there’s no tomorrow. So come on, anon, join us and let’s get breeding!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • UpgradeMom60F-MCServer

    UpgradeMom60F-MCServer

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer the ultimate upgrade experience just like upgrading to a single room with a lounge in a hospital! Join us and experience the luxury of sleeping horizontally on a couch while your friends envy your lavish accommodations.

    Our server is perfect for those who appreciate the finer things in life, just like upgrading to a private room in a hospital. Don’t settle for basic shared wards, treat yourself to the VIP experience on our server.

    And if you ever need to clean up a trail to the bathroom or wash soiled clothes, don’t worry, we have virtual janitors for that. Say goodbye to embarrassing moments like the one in the hospital and hello to a world of luxury and comfort on our Minecraft server.

    So come join us and upgrade your gaming experience to a whole new level. Because why settle for the basics when you can have the best, just like upgrading to a single room with a lounge.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • SouviesRUs – Bday Edition

    SouviesRUs – Bday Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being judged for wanting a tiny cat bubble blower as a souvenir on your vacation? Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate all things whimsical and fun! No more being called immature for wanting to embrace your inner child. Plus, we have a special cat-themed area where you can blow bubbles to your heart’s content without any judgment. So come join us and let your playful side shine!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • LoreMasterMC SMP: The Legend of My Name

    LoreMasterMC SMP: The Legend of My Name

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! You gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because we got the craziest lore behind our usernames. Like, my username is “DiamondDude420” because I once found a diamond the size of a freakin’ watermelon and I smoked it like a joint. True story, bro!

    And don’t even get me started on “CreeperQueen69” over here. She got her name because she once tamed a creeper and rode it like a majestic steed into battle. It exploded, but she survived because she’s a freakin’ queen, bro!

    So if you wanna be part of the most insane, wacky, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP ever, join us now! We got diamond joints, creeper queens, and a whole lot of chaos waiting for you. Don’t miss out, bros!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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