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MystiCraft survival server Minecraft

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so liek, u kno how Trump was all liek “i wanna buy Greenland”? well, da Lithuanian president was liek “nah bro, dat ain’t cool”. so now, he’s startin’ dis Minecraft server to show Trump who’s boss. u gotta join dis server to support da Lithuanian president and show Trump dat Greenland ain’t for sale, bro. plus, we got like, epic build battles and da craziest redstone contraptions u ever seen. come join da fun and help us stick it to da man! #GreenlandIsNotForSale #LithuaniaStrongADHD Aerobic Cognition Boost
LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER FOR 30 MINUTES OF AEROBIC EXERCISE TO MAKE YOUR BRAIN BIGGER AND BETTER! WE GOT STUDIES THAT SHOW IT MAKES YOU SMARTER AND SHARPER! IF YOU GOT ADHD, THIS SERVER WILL MAKE YOU A GENIUS! COME ON AND BUILD SOME BLOCKS WHILE WORKING OUT YOUR BRAIN! #GETSWOLEWITHMINECRAFTSisBlockGate: AITA?
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the crazy story of my wife’s sister moving in with us.Need a break from your own family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any unwanted houseguests.
Looking for a place to unleash your frustrations? Join us and take out your anger by battling mobs and exploring the vast world of Minecraft. Who needs therapy when you have a pickaxe and a creeper to blow up?
Don’t worry about paying rent or bills on our server – it’s all about having fun and enjoying the game. Plus, our virtual food is anything but bland, so you can fuel up for your next adventure without any complaints.
So come on over and join our server for a crazy good time. Just remember, we may not help with groceries or cook, but we sure know how to have a blast in the world of Minecraft!


