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Players: 97/600 Votes: 1126
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written: 19 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 30 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5
Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4
Farms Harvested: 682 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 9

New Minecraft Servers

Yo, forget about porn, bro! Join our Minecraft server instead and let your imagination run wild! No more being a porn-brained idiot, let’s build some epic structures and explore crazy worlds together! Plus, who needs porn when you can mine for diamonds and battle creepers? Trust me, this server is way more exciting than any dirty video. So come on, join us and let’s craft our way to victory!

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  • Pixel Haven 1.20.1

    Pixel Haven 1.20.1
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    Players: 91/200 Votes: 4449
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 40 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 21 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you that will blow your mind! Picture this: a Minecraft server where the mobs are all decked out in designer clothes and the blocks are made of solid gold.

    Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate luxury in the world of Minecraft. We’ve got diamond-encrusted pickaxes, enchanted armor that makes you invincible, and a secret underground club where you can party with creepers and skeletons.

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server also has a portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Imagine building a house out of cotton candy and riding a unicorn made of gummy bears.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the most epic Minecraft experience of your life!

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  • GrannyCraft Minecraft Server

    GrannyCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/800 Votes: 6236
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Wilderness Tamed: 20
    Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 24

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of family drama and financial struggles? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with virtual adventures and escapades that will make you forget all about your real-life problems.

    On our server, you can escape the clutches of judgmental aunties and snarky sisters by diving into a world where the only thing that matters is building epic structures and battling virtual monsters. Who needs designer handbags when you can create your own virtual paradise?

    So come on down and join us for a hilarious and outrageous time on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a virtual showdown with your pesky aunty over a diamond sword instead of a handbag!

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  • LunchtimeLurkerCraft

    LunchtimeLurkerCraft
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    Players: 97/300 Votes: 6857
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11 Astral Mages Summoned: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that doesn’t have crazy rules like “no reading books during lunch break”? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you rebellious bookworms out there. Join us and read all the virtual books your heart desires without anyone accusing you of “stealing”!

    We understand the importance of relaxation and what better way to unwind than by diving into a good book in the virtual world of Minecraft? Our server is a safe haven for all book lovers who just want to escape reality for a bit.

    And hey, if anyone tries to report you for “stealing” a book in our server, we’ll just laugh it off and continue on with our virtual adventures. Because let’s be real, comparing reading a book to stealing a laptop is just plain ridiculous!

    So come join us on our server and let’s show the world that reading books during lunch break is not a crime, it’s a way of life. Let’s build, explore, and read to our heart’s content in this wacky and wonderful Minecraft world!

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  • TearjerkerMovie Minecraft SMP

    TearjerkerMovie Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 100/100 Votes: 6974
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 114 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 36
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 17 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 31
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life but in block form! We have diamond rainbows, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is actually haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. And rumor has it, if you find the enchanted golden potato hidden in the depths of the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

    So come join us and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Plus, we have a pet chicken named Sir Clucksalot who wears a top hat and monocle. What more could you possibly want?

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  • PresidentialCourtShowdown

    PresidentialCourtShowdown
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    Players: 90/800 Votes: 2737
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 19 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 29 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Villages Defended: 9 Emeralds Found: 3455
    Falling into the Void: 0 Evil Lairs Raided: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Ever wondered what would happen if the president decided to ignore the Supreme Court? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can find out firsthand! Join us for a wild ride where the president builds a giant wall around the Supreme Court and declares himself the ruler of all blocks. Will you join forces with the Supreme Court justices to take down the power-hungry president? Or will you join his army of blocky minions in a quest for total domination? The choice is yours on our wacky and unpredictable Minecraft server!

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  • CraftyTrump’sBigTapMC

    CraftyTrump’sBigTapMC
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    Players: 102/100 Votes: 3562
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 912672 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Zombie Dances: 8
    Crystal Wands Charged: 17 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have a very large faucet that gives out infinite water! trump himself is obsessed with it, he even said it’s the best faucet he’s ever seen! researchers are saying there’s a looming water crisis but not on our server, we have all the water you could ever need! come build your water kingdom and make trump proud! #faucetgoals #watercrisiswho?

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  • NeuronCraft: Social Inference Fun

    NeuronCraft: Social Inference Fun
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    Players: 108/100 Votes: 3422
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Divine Spears Created: 12
    Dimension Hops: 15 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 13 Cozy Campfires Lit: 13
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE NEURONS THAN UR BRAIN CAN HANDLE. WE GOT 700 NEURONS, YO. U CAN PRACTICE UR SOCIAL INFERENCE SKILLS BY READING OTHER PLAYERS’ BODY LANGUAGE AND EXPRESSIONS. U CAN TELL IF THEY’RE FEELIN’ HAPPY OR SAD JUST BY LOOKIN’ AT ‘EM. JOIN NOW AND LEVEL UP UR BRAIN WITH US. #NEURONPOWER #SOCIALINFERENCE #MINECRAFTLOLZ

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  • Sinister Gang’s Realm 1.21.1

    Sinister Gang’s Realm 1.21.1
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    Players: 93/500 Votes: 1934
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 20
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party in a haunted house but with creepers and zombies instead of ghosts!

    We got crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant roller coaster made out of diamond blocks and a mansion filled with secret traps and treasure chests.

    And the best part? The admins are like evil geniuses, always coming up with new ways to mess with your head and keep you on your toes.

    So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with danger and excitement, come join us on this server and see if you can survive the madness. Just watch out for Gang sinister, they’re always lurking in the shadows, ready to strike when you least expect it.

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  • CarCraft Minecraft Server

    CarCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/700 Votes: 9937
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Love Letters Sent: 18
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 391 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 17
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Divine Spears Created: 13
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7
    Towns Built: 7 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Epic Shields Constructed: 19 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 23

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time my mom’s boyfriend got hurt by a simple question about their new car. Who knew a Minecraft server could be so scandalous?

    But wait, there’s more! We have a special feature where you can argue with your mom over text messages in-game, just like the time she told me off for asking a harmless question. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama in Minecraft?

    So come on, join our server and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up in a heated debate with your own mom over something as silly as a new car. The possibilities are endless, just like the drama on our Minecraft server!

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  • MomCraft: AITA Edition

    MomCraft: AITA Edition
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    Players: 104/300 Votes: 8184
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 475 Treasure Maps Found: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Magic Items Found: 4967
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 41

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of being guilt-tripped by your mother-in-law on Mother’s Day? Do you want to escape the drama and just have a peaceful day with your own family? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

    Join our server and leave all the family drama behind. Build a virtual world where you can celebrate Mother’s Day with just your favorite guys – your husband and son. No more guilt trips, no more emotional manipulation, just pure Minecraft fun!

    On our server, you can create a beautiful brunch or dinner setting for your virtual family, without any interference from your mother-in-law. You deserve to celebrate Mother’s Day your own way, and we fully support that here.

    So come on over and join us for a drama-free Mother’s Day celebration like no other. Build, explore, and most importantly, have a blast with your loved ones on our server. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with real-life family drama!

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  • BucketListBlox Minecraft SMP

    BucketListBlox Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 91/700 Votes: 6446
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 28
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 21
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server everrrrrr. Like, seriously, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we have a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire. And get this, every time you mine diamonds, a unicorn appears and gives you a high five. It’s like, so crazy, you won’t believe it until you see it with your own eyes.

    Oh, and did I mention that we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall and a haunted mansion where the ghosts are actually friendly and give you free stuff? Yeah, it’s totally insane. Plus, we have a secret society of talking chickens who are planning to take over the world, but don’t worry, they’re really nice once you get to know them.

    So, like, if you want to have the most epic Minecraft experience of your life and check off “join the craziest server ever” from your bucket list, then you HAVE to join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected because anything can happen in this wacky world we’ve created. Let’s goooooo! 🤪🐲🌈🐔🎢 #minecraftgoals #bestserverever

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  • LifeCraft: Eternal Quest

    LifeCraft: Eternal Quest
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    Players: 91/100 Votes: 6978
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1054 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Ores Mined: 4079 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 3
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old servers where you’re just mining and crafting all day? Well, on our server, you can live forever! That’s right, we have a special potion that will grant you immortality in the game. Imagine never having to worry about creepers blowing you up or falling into a pit of lava ever again!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that the city was built by ancient Minecraft gods who left behind untold riches for those brave enough to find it.

    So why limit yourself to a measly 80 years of life when you can have eternity on our server? Join us now and start your epic quest for immortality and riches!

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  • CraftyCommunists Minecraft Server

    CraftyCommunists Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/200 Votes: 4942
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 40 Dimension Hops: 4
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 10 Divine Scrolls Written: 9
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9
    Mines Excavated: 2045 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 40

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol join this cray cray minecraft server where u.s. and russia are like bffs tryna end wars but with no ukrainians allowed cuz they too busy playing minecraft lol. come build ur own peace treaty with blocks and diamonds and stuff. who needs real life diplomacy when u can just play minecraft instead, amirite? come join us for some epic peace talks and maybe even start ur own international incident in the virtual world. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

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  • CraftyCanuckWakeUpCall

    CraftyCanuckWakeUpCall
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    Players: 103/900 Votes: 4332
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Ores Mined: 4049 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 18 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 7 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, ya know? we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, one time, a player found a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. it was like finding a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow, but way cooler.

    and get this, our community is so lit, it’s like a party that never stops. we have build competitions where players go head to head to see who can create the most epic masterpiece. it’s like watching Picasso and Da Vinci duke it out in a creative battle royale.

    plus, we have the most insane events that will blow your mind. like, one time we had a zombie apocalypse where players had to team up to survive and take down the undead horde. it was like living in a real-life horror movie, but with blocky graphics.

    so, if you want to join a server that will make your minecraft experience unforgettable, then come on down and join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s like a rollercoaster ride of fun and excitement that never ends.

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  • Fearless Mouse Brain

    Fearless Mouse Brain
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    Players: 102/600 Votes: 7261
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Villages Defended: 10 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Chimeras Created: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 64 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 16 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we turn off your instinctive fears just like how scientists turned off fear in mice brains!! no more running from creepers or hiding from zombies, you’ll be fearlessly building your dream castle in no time! our server is like a magical brain map that makes all your fears disappear, so come on and join the fun! who needs fear when you have minecraft? let’s get building, gamers!

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