Server Description: Why hasn’t she hit 2 million yet

FAQ (Falsely Asked Questions)

Q: What version is this server on? A: We operate in a quantum superposition of 1.21 and 1.12.2. Your client will simply adapt or perish.

Q: Is this server pay-to-win? A: No. You cannot win. There is no victory. Only pain. But if you donate, we will make sure you lose slightly less.

Q: Are there any rules? A: Rule #1: No rules. Rule #2: See Rule #1. Rule #3: If you see Herobrine, log out immediately and delete System32.

Q: Can I bring my friends? A: Only if you sign a blood pact under a full moon. Otherwise, they will be randomly assigned to The Pit™.

Q: What kind of players are on this server? A: A delightful mix of escaped convicts, endermen roleplayers, and a guy who hasn’t logged out since 2013.

Q: Why does my house keep disappearing? A: Have you considered that maybe you were never real?

Q: How do I apply for staff? A: You don’t. Staff finds you.

Q: Why did I get banned? A: Yes.

Q: How do I contact support? A: Write a strongly-worded letter, fold it into a paper airplane, and throw it directly at the sun.

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