BlockyHeartbreakers

awkward flirting attempts, awkward pick up lines, bad pick up lines, BlockyHeartbreakers, cheesy pick up lines, cringeworthy pick up lines, embarrassing pick up lines, embarrassing ways to flirt, failed pick up lines, funny pick up lines, lame pick up lines, pick up lines to never use, pickup lines gone wrong, pickup lines to avoid, ridiculous pick up lines, terrible pick up lines, unsuccessful pick up lines, worst flirting lines, worst pick up lines, worst things to say to someone, worst ways to hit on someone

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6449
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	827
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Are you a redstone torch? Because you’re lighting up my world like a creeper explosion! Join our Minecraft server and experience pick up lines that are so bad, they’re good. We’ve got a community of players who are as wild as a pack of wolves in a jungle biome. From building giant statues of Steve to organizing epic PvP battles in the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So if you’re looking for a place where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many blocks of TNT), then come join us and see why we’re the best Minecraft server around!

MotherRussia Minecraft Server

Conflict, cooperation, families in distress, Help, Hope, humanitarian crisis, international relations, investigation, Military, Minecraft, missing persons, missing soldiers, MotherRussia, plea for assistance, resolution, Russian families, search agency, search efforts, Server, Support, Tragedy, Ukraine, War

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4854
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	5
New Chunks Explored:	407658	Alien Abductions:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45

come join our epic minecraft server where russian families are searching for missing soldiers in ukraine but they need YOUR help to find them!!! we have secret missions and hidden treasures waiting for you to uncover. join now and be a hero in this crazy adventure! who knows, maybe you’ll even find a lost russian soldier hiding in a minecraft cave! don’t miss out on the action, join today!

Trump’s Blocky Adventure

Adventure, Arctic, Autonomy, blocky, denmark, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Greenland, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, leader, Nordic countries, North America, Politics, secession, self-determination, self-governance, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	227
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

so like, this server is so lit that even Greenland wants independence from Denmark just to join us! can you believe it? Trump is probably gonna build a wall around us to keep all the other servers out because we’re just that awesome. join us and be part of the revolution, where even world leaders are begging to be a part of our epic Minecraft adventures. come on, don’t be a noob, join now and be part of history in the making!

No Weight Gain from Knowledge

Audience, Classroom, educating, education, educational talk, enlightening, gain, imparting knowledge, INFORMATION, instructing, knowledge, learning, massless information, room full of people, seminar, sharing information, Students, teaching, teaching session, weight, weightless knowledge, Workshop

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3719
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

so, like, imagine if that room was a minecraft server, bro. like, you go in there and you come out with all this epic knowledge of how to build stuff and survive, but you don’t feel any heavier or anything. it’s like magic, man.

join our server and become a minecraft wizard, dude. you’ll learn how to craft the most insane weapons and armor, and you’ll be able to survive in the craziest of environments. like, we once had a player who built an entire castle out of diamond blocks, bro. it was legit.

plus, our community is so chill, man. everyone is super friendly and helpful, and we have the most epic parties every weekend. like, one time we had a massive fireworks show that lit up the whole server. it was lit, bro.

so come join us on this magical minecraft journey, where you can learn and grow without gaining any extra weight. it’s like a weightless wonderland of blocks and adventures. trust me, you won’t regret it, dude.

Brain Folds No More

Brain, brain abnormalities, brain development, brain development disorders, brain folds, brain function, brain health, brain organoids, brain research, brain treatment options, drug discovery, folds, genetic disorders, genetic mutations, Lissencephaly, malformations, medical advancements, neurological disorders, rare diseases, Smooth brain, treatments

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5696
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	200
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

join dis minecraft server if u want ur brain to be as smooth as a baby’s butt! we got potions dat make ur brain fold like origami! forget about lissencephaly, we got u covered with our magical drug dat will make ur brain look like a crumpled up piece of paper! come join us and experience the smoothest brain u ever did see! who needs wrinkles when u can have a brain smoother than a dolphin’s skin? don’t be a wrinkly brain loser, join us now and be the envy of all ur minecraft friends!

Vibe House

{Bedrock IP}, {Java IP}, Balanced Economy, Bedrock Port, Community, creativity, crossplay, discord community, discord server, Events, Exploration, House, Land claiming, Live Map, Player Warps, quality of life, smp, teamwork, unique items, Vanilla, VIBE, voting system, Website

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2104
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Love Letters Sent:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Votes:	2210	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Towns Built:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Key Features
Emerald-based item economy with villager trading limits to ensure balance. Players can create their own item-based shops.
Voting system that rewards a Vote Crate key, Vote Token to be used at Spawn Town, and a rank point!
Excellent quality of life plugins such as player warps, RTP, land claiming, live map, and more!
A balanced crate system that ensures that all crates are accessible for F2P players also!
Unique items with custom textures and set bonuses.
Play with your friends on any platform and game versions courtesy of ViaVersion and Geyser/Floodgate.
An active Discord community with Discord-to-Minecraft chatting.
Events in Minecraft and Discord! Some events are for other games and even movie nights!

Website

Discord Server

Java & Bedrock IP: play.vibe-house.net

Bedrock Port: 19132

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, we do not push excessive pay-to-win tactics. Our changes are primarily focused on balancing the emerald-based economy.
Can I create my own item-based shops?	Yes, players are encouraged to create their own shops within the emerald-based economy.
Are there events in Minecraft and Discord?	Yes, we host events in both Minecraft and Discord, including game nights and movie nights.
Can I play with friends on different platforms?	Yes, you can play with friends on any platform and game versions thanks to ViaVersion and Geyser/Floodgate compatibility.

Kronii’s Fauna Cry 1.20

comfort, Community, cry, emotional, Emotional support, Empathy, Fauna, friendship, Heartfelt, hololive, Kronii, Kroniis, Livestream, reaction, Sadness, streaming, Support, Tears, Today, virtual, Vtuber

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1446
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s lit AF! Why, you ask? Well, because Kronii will legit cry for Fauna today, like what even is that drama llama nonsense, am I right? But seriously, if you wanna see some crazy shenanigans and witness the ultimate showdown between Kronii and Fauna, then this server is the place to be. Plus, there’s like a secret underground dungeon where you can battle zombie pigmen while riding on flying pigs. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. So, grab your diamond sword and get ready for some mind-blowing Minecraft madness!

CarryOn Shuffle Minecraft Server

#business class, Access, aisle seat, aita, asking, California, Canada, carry on, carryon, electronics, fellow passenger, Flight, Flight Attendant, front, Heated, laptop bag, Minecraft, Move, overhead bin, Seat, Server, Shuffle, Space, spot, suitcase, Tall, window seat

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6433
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Void Armor Forged:	19
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Endless Legions Commanded:	33

Are you tired of dealing with entitled passengers on flights? Come join our Minecraft server where everyone gets their own personal space, no matter how tall they are! No more arguments over overhead bin space or legroom, just peaceful building and crafting in a world where everyone respects each other’s boundaries. Join now and say goodbye to in-flight drama!

NoKnockMakeOutsLOL

alone, bathrobe, BEDROOM, bunkbeds, changing, Communication, Cooking, EMBARRASSMENT, Girlfriend, kitchen, Knocking, making out, Movie, NoKnockMakeOutsLOL, private room, roommate, roommate conflict, roommate etiquette, screaming, sharing, tradition

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	252
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Ores Mined:	5845	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server where privacy is a thing of the past! Join us and experience the thrill of never knowing when your roommates will barge in on you and your virtual girlfriend while you’re watching a movie on your bunkbed.

Our server is filled with unexpected surprises and drama, just like the time one player walked in on his roommate and his girlfriend making out, only to be yelled at the next day for not knocking. Who needs personal space when you can have constant chaos and arguments over who gets to use the kitchen next?

So if you’re looking for a server where boundaries are non-existent and roommates are always in your business, then join us now for a wild ride of unexpected encounters and heated confrontations. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have endless entertainment and virtual roommate drama?

CoitusInjuriesMC SMP

bedroom injuries, coitus injuries, coitus safety, CoitusInjuriesMC, injuries during coitus, intimate health, intimate injuries, intimate wellness, physical injuries, sex education, sex injuries, sex safety, sex tips, sexual activity, sexual experiences, sexual health, sexual injuries, sexual pleasure, sexual safety, sexual wellness, smp

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7541
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Zombie Dances:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life! I mean, I once accidentally punched a creeper while trying to hug it, and let me tell you, that explosion was nothing compared to the time I fell off a cliff while trying to build a rollercoaster in the sky. And don’t even get me started on the time I accidentally set my own house on fire because I thought lava would make a cool decoration.

But seriously, this server is lit AF, we have the craziest mods and the most epic builds you’ve ever seen. Plus, the community is so hilarious, you’ll be laughing your butt off the whole time. So come join us and let’s see what kind of ridiculous shenanigans we can get into together! #MinecraftSMPGoals #CreeperHugsGoneWrong #LavaDecorForDays 🤪🔥🚀

CreeperSaidUrMomGay

CreeperSaidUrMomGay, derogatory comments, discourteous behavior, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful communication, harsh criticism, hurtful words, impolite remarks, inappropriate language, insulting remarks, mean spirited comments, negative feedback, offensive language, offensive remarks, rude behavior, rude comments, uncivil behavior, unkind remarks, unkind words, verbal abuse, verbal attacks

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5892
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Are you tired of getting griefed by noobs on other servers? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about rude comments again! Our community is so wholesome, the worst insult you’ll hear is “your diamond armor looks like it was made by a creeper!” Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical unicorn who banishes trolls to the Nether realm. So come join us and experience a world where the only thing getting destroyed is your enemies’ bases, not your self-esteem!

BritTroopz Minecraft Server

British military, British troops, BritTroopz, defense exercises, defense readiness, eastern europe, european defense, International cooperation, joint operations, military cooperation, military drills, military exercises, military maneuvers, military preparedness, military training, Minecraft, NATO exercise, NATO mission, NATO partnership, security alliance, Server, strategic deployment, troop deployment

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5182
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3586	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where thousands of british troops are leading a major nato exercise in eastern europe. why, you ask? well, because we have secret treasure hidden all over the map that only the bravest and most skilled players can find! plus, our pvp battles are so intense, it’s like you’re actually fighting in a real war (but without all the actual danger, of course). so grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild adventure like no other!

NipponSteelCraftsUSA

Acquisition, biden, business news, Competition, economic policy, foreign investment, global economy, government intervention., industrial sector, international relations, Japan, market regulation, Nippon Steel, NipponSteelCraftsUSA, political decision making, protectionism, restrictions, steel industry, Tariffs, Trade, US Steel

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5179
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55

come join our epic minecraft server where we block japan from buying steel because biden said so! like wtf biden, let us play minecraft in peace without your steel drama. join us for the most chaotic and hilarious gameplay you’ll ever experience. we promise no steel drama, just pure minecraft madness. come build, mine, and explore with us as we navigate the wild world of blocky adventures. who needs steel when you have diamonds and creepers to worry about? join now for a steel-free good time!

Bark Name Selector

(Domestic), animal, Bark, Behavior, Bond, canine, Communication, Connection, dog, loyalty, name.., OWNER, pet, recognition, relationship, selector, Sound, Specific, Training, Unique, vocalization

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5833
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Void Armor Forged:	16
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3

join dis epic server where u can find ur true calling as a dog whisperer!! 🐶🗣️

we got dogs dat can bark ur name, like wut?? u ain’t never seen dat before, right?! 🤯🤯

imagine walking around da server and suddenly a dog comes up to u and barks “STEVE” and u like “OMG DATS MY NAME” 😂😂

come join us and experience da magic of doggy communication, u won’t regret it!! 🐕🔮

also, rumor has it dat there’s a secret underground dog disco where u can dance with ur furry friends all night long 🕺🐾

so wut u waiting for?? join now and become da ultimate dog whisperer on dis wild server!! 🌟🐶💫

Blocky Flood Fun Land

blocky, climate change, community support, critical resource, developing nations, disaster preparedness, Disaster Recovery, disaster relief, emergency response, Flood, Fun, Humanitarian Aid, India, Infrastructure, Land, major flooding, natural disasters, resilience, risk mitigation, Social Cohesion, solidarity, Trust, Vulnerability, water management

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5451
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	415
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got mad trust ish happening up in here. just like in india, we dealin with some major floodin, but instead of water, we floodin with trust, yo.

u wanna build a trust bridge with ur homies? we gotchu. wanna trust fall off a trust tree into a trust net? we gotchu. trust me, this server is where all the cool kids are hangin out, trust.

so come on down and join the trust revolution, where we turn trust issues into trust tissues. trust me, u won’t regret it. trust.

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