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Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 1343 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 19 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Towns Built: | 2 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
Join our server for the ultimate wacky adventure where you can ride llamas into battle, build a house out of rainbow blocks, and befriend a talking chicken named Gerald.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to funky tunes.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? It’s a wild ride, my friend.