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Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 1638 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Battle Standards Raised: | 12 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 15 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
And get this, instead of mining for diamonds, you’ll be mining for rainbow-colored unicorn poop that gives you magical powers like flying and shooting rainbows out of your butt!
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where you can dance with zombie DJs and skeleton backup dancers all night long!
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most mind-blowing, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft server ever created! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it!