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PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4429
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7077
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Mines Excavated:	1229
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3430
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6660	Enchantments Applied:	224
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Love Letters Sent:	17	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9598
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3832
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	18	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Chimeras Created:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4309
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	3604	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2368
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Votes:	2278	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5145
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Endless Night Skies:	1	Potions Brewed:	86
Dimension Hops:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2803
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	235	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Buildings Constructed:	32	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	127

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9076
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	222	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3858
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Farms Harvested:	981
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

QuranBurnerGamer420

#Quran, Burning, controversy, crime, extremism, freedom of speech, hate crime, intolerance, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder, QuranBurnerGamer420, Radicalism, Religion, religious freedom, shot dead, Sweden, tragic, violence

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4383
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. ALSO, WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES U LOOK LIKE A FANCY LLAMA.

ONE TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO STEAL ALL OUR DIAMONDS BUT WE LURED IT INTO A TRAP FILLED WITH CAKE AND IT EXPLODED INTO CONFETTI.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNICORN SADDLES.

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT FAMILY. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE ZOMBIE CHICKENS, THEY’RE A LITTLE CLUCKY.

NeuroCraft: Bio Mimic Neuron Fun

0.13 Hz, 147.1 Hz, artificial neuron, bio, biological processes, Concept, electrochemical, frequency range, Fun, Innovative, mimic, NeuroCraft, neuromorphic, neuromorphic perception system, neuron, organic electrochemical neurons, organic electrochemical transistors, Perception, real, scientists, semiconductor, System, vertical architecture

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8256
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Void Gems Collected:	14	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

yOu gOtta jOin dis server, cuz we gOt scientists makin’ crazy sh*t like artificial electrochemical neurons dat mimic real biological processes. yOu can be a part of dis neuromorphic perception system and experience da power of organic electrochemical transistors. We got a vertical architecture dat will blow yo mind and a frequency range from 0.13 to 147.1 Hz. Join now and be a part of dis insane experiment, cuz who needs real life when you can have Minecraft craziness like dis!

Pixel Anime Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, animation, Anime, anime industry, Beloved, better, Childhood, classic, Cultural, Entertainment, fan favorite, Haven, iconic, japanese, Memories, Nostalgia, old school, PIXEL, Popular, Retro, Traditional, used to be, vintage

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3324
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Yo, bros, if you’re tired of watching anime and feeling like it’s just not hitting the same anymore, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got pixelated waifus that will make you question your reality and make you forget all about those disappointing new anime series.

Join us and experience a world where anime is still poppin’ and the adventures are endless. Plus, our creepers are dressed up as your favorite anime characters, so you never know who might blow up next!

Don’t miss out on the chance to relive the glory days of anime in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those creeper anime characters)!

SassyAnimalTalk – Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal behavior study, animal cognition, animal communication, Animal communication skills, Animal intelligence, animal interactions, animal language, animal psychology, animal rudeness, Animal rudeness traits, animal social behavior, animal vocalization, Animals, Communication, Ethology, Minecraft, rude animals, SassyAnimalTalk, smp, species behavior, Talking Animals, zoology

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5199
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Potions Brewed:	128
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Dimension Hops:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! Like, the pigs on this server are so rude, they’re always oinking at you in a sassy way like “oink oink, get out of my way peasant” and the cows are mooing insults at you like “mooove over loser”. It’s like a farmyard full of mean girls, but in Minecraft form! And don’t even get me started on the sheep, they’re always baa-ing at you with attitude like “baaack off, I’m fabulous”. It’s a total zoo of sass and I love it! So come join us and experience the most savage animal kingdom in Minecraft history, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken, they’re the worst, always clucking behind your back. #SavageAnimals #MinecraftDrama #JoinNowLOLZ 🐷🐮🐑🐔🐔🐔

Players:	107/600	Votes:	5332
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Love Letters Sent:	8