Join our Minecraft SMP and maybe you’ll finally uncover the mystery of why creepers always seem to blow up your house at the worst possible moment! Or perhaps you’ll stumble upon the secret to why villagers always trade the most useless items for your hard-earned emeralds. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the truth behind why chickens lay eggs without ever needing to sit on them! The only way to find out is to join us and embark on this wild and wacky adventure filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of redstone!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 98/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9
Astral Staffs Crafted: 13 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7 Villages Defended: 19
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Surviving on Java and Coffee: Not Quite Vanilla SMP 1.21.1

    Surviving on Java and Coffee: Not Quite Vanilla SMP 1.21.1

    Java Survival SMP Server

    Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Every block you see has been mined and placed by hand! Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else: you’ll never see them using commands for personal gain!

    We don’t use the same old plugins you’re tired of seeing such as Essentials or GriefPrevention. We’ve got our own custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, so we’ve got our own unique feel.

    Server address: mc.javasurvival.com

    Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/JcsnFKNkQa

    We will always strive to… 1. Be your primary Minecraft home: By providing an up-to-date Minecraft experience with longevity. 2. Champion our community: We value our community. Java Survival exists for the players, not for the staff. Players have a say in what goes on.

    Server Rules

    No. Rule
    1 No excessively offensive language
    2 No politics or other controversial topics
    3 No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
    4 Do not disturb other players’ property
    5 Do not build too close to other players
    6 Be respectful to others and be kind!
    7 No advertising

    FAQ

    Q: Can I join the server?

    A: Yes! Simply use the server address provided above to join.

    Q: Are there any special plugins on the server?

    A: Yes, we have our own custom plugins for basic commands and land protections.

    Q: Can I use hacks or cheats on the server?

    A: No, hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits is not allowed on the server.

    Q: How can I report a player who is breaking the rules?

    A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or on our Discord server.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9815 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Villages Defended: 18
    Epic Quests Completed: 23 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8
    Magic Items Found: 6993 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 58

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Critter Craze Minecraft Server

    Critter Craze Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all things wacky and wild! Join us and say goodbye to Poppy cringe forever – we have a strict no cringe policy that will make your gaming experience cringe-free!

    Imagine a world where smiling critters are your best friends forever – that’s the reality on our server! Our critters are always there to provide you with endless entertainment and laughs. And if you thought that was crazy, wait until you hear about our latest adventure – hopping to the moon! Yes, you heard that right, we’re taking Minecraft to a whole new level by exploring outer space with our critter pals.

    But the fun doesn’t stop there – we have epic episodes filled with hilarious moments that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From Rabie Baby, our critter of the thread, to all the shenanigans that go down on our server, there’s never a dull moment here. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the laughter begin!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 9432
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Mines Excavated: 4197
    Epic Shields Constructed: 15 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Auki Bros Minecraft SMP

    Auki Bros Minecraft SMP
    Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at!

    Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and of course, the chance to obtain the legendary God Candle. Legend has it that this candle has the power to summon AI robots to do your bidding. Imagine having your own personal army of robot minions at your disposal!

    But be warned, the path to obtaining the God Candle is not easy. You’ll have to navigate treacherous dungeons, outsmart devious traps, and even challenge other players in epic PvP battles. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to claim this powerful artifact.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a journey like no other. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate Minecraft master with your very own army of AI robots!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3 Crops Grown: 7617
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Magical Moments Shared: 28 Phoenix Feathers Found: 7
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Homebody Havens Minecraft Server

    Homebody Havens Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure!

    Join us and build your own virtual paradise, where you don’t have to deal with boyfriends who can’t take no for an answer or cousins who just won’t stop shopping at the virtual flea market.

    On our server, you can drive as fast as you want without getting yelled at, and if someone tells you to shut the f*ck up, you can just block them!

    So come join us and let your creativity run wild, because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 17
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 7 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 12 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • GrannyCraftHousingDrama

    GrannyCraftHousingDrama
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a rollercoaster ride of family dysfunction and cat posts galore.

    Picture this: a 83-year-old grandma, an ex-trust fund baby mom, and a rebellious 23-year-old trying to navigate life in a world made of blocks. Will grandma kick mom out for drilling cat posts into the wall? Will mom’s weed-smoking antics get them evicted from their virtual apartment? The suspense is killing us!

    But wait, there’s more! Witness the heartwarming tale of a family torn apart by section 8 vouchers and reunited by the healing power of cat care. Will grandma’s newfound love for felines save the day, or will mom’s rebellious streak bring it all crashing down?

    Join our server now and experience the ultimate test of family bonds and boundaries. Will you be the hero who saves grandma’s housing situation, or the villain who lets it all go up in smoke? The choice is yours, but remember: in this world, anything can happen.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Alien Abductions: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Farms Harvested: 560
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Creeper Cafe Boom!

    Creeper Cafe Boom!
    so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a restaurant in haifa that got hit by a meteor or something, but in a good way, ya know? like, the food is so bomb, it’ll blow your mind. and the staff is like, super friendly, they’ll make you feel right at home. plus, there’s this secret underground tunnel that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and emeralds. like, what more could you ask for? come join us and experience the craziest adventure of your life!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 7910 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 29
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 5

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Zinc Blocks AMR: No Disruption to Guy Microbiome

    Zinc Blocks AMR: No Disruption to Guy Microbiome
    So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, right? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land where the zombies drop diamonds and the creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up. And get this, when you eat food with zinc on this server, it like, stops all the bad stuff from happening. Like, the bacteria can’t spread their germs and stuff, so you’re basically invincible.

    Join us on this server and become the ultimate zinc warrior, fighting off all the bad guys with your newfound immunity powers. Plus, your guy micrbiome will be so happy, it’ll throw a party in your stomach every time you log on. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and become the zinc superhero you were always meant to be!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 27 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18 Astral Projections Made: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Dracoria: Where vampires still struggle with daylight savings time

    Dracoria: Where vampires still struggle with daylight savings time

    The People’s Republic of Dracoria on Stoneworks

    Overview:

    Who are we? The People’s Republic of Dracoria is a beautiful nation located in Southern Talasi. Our nation has an extensive lore with dwarves, dragons, and more. We are seeking to make a name for ourselves and our members.
    What do we offer?
    What do we need?
    • YOU
    • Builders 🔨
    • Cactus Farmers 🌵
    • Fighters ⚔️
    • Active Players! 🕰️

    Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    How can I join The People’s Republic of Dracoria? Join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/6YUdENt5z8 and follow the instructions there.
    Do I have to pay for housing in any of the towns? No, housing in our towns is completely free for members.
    What kind of events are held weekly? We host various events ranging from PvP tournaments to treasure hunts and more. Join us to experience the fun!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 111
    Endless Legions Commanded: 11 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 95 Buildings Constructed: 23
    Animals Bred: 17 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 21

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Guy’s Dream Minecraft Server

    Guy’s Dream Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take role-playing to a whole new level! In this alternate universe, every player gets a crash course in the art of lovemaking from none other than their own mother. That’s right, your mom will be the one to teach you how to get it on and pop that V-card!

    But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and meant to be a hilarious and outrageous experience. Can you handle the awkwardness? Will you embrace this unique twist on the birds and the bees talk? Join our server and find out for yourself!

    So come on, dive into this wild and wacky world where family bonding takes on a whole new meaning. Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft server quite like this anywhere else. Just remember, it’s all in good fun and meant to make you laugh until your sides hurt. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the hilarity ensue!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 8
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 176
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 40
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 33

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Minecraft SMP: Kino Scenes In Mediocre Movies

    Minecraft SMP: Kino Scenes In Mediocre Movies
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further than Doctor Sleep’s SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Doctor Sleep’s SMP and discovered a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and rare loot. But here’s the twist – the only way to access it was by solving a series of riddles left by a mischievous Enderman named Steve. Will you be the one to crack the code and claim the treasure for yourself?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary PvP arena where players battle it out for the title of Ultimate Minecraft Champion. Rumor has it that the last winner walked away with a pet dragon and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Are you ready to test your skills and become a Minecraft master?

    So what are you waiting for? Join Doctor Sleep’s SMP today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Villages Defended: 20 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Ex-Bed Buddies Minecraft Server

    Ex-Bed Buddies Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server where you can experience the ultimate love triangle adventure! Picture this: you, your girlfriend, and her ex-boyfriend all sharing a bed and a lease together. It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft!

    But wait, there’s more! Not only do they share a bed, but they also have an unoccupied spare room that they refuse to use. Will they ever stop sharing a bed? Will you have to issue an ultimatum to save your sanity? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky server!

    Join now for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs normal relationships when you can have this level of drama and excitement? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 249 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 7
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Titanic Battles Fought: 25
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 9

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • FertileCraft – Live Your Truth!

    FertileCraft – Live Your Truth!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value commitment…to taking your birth control on time! Join us for a wild ride filled with jokes about being more fertile than soil and avoiding unexpected pregnancies like a pro.

    Our server is a safe space for all, except maybe for those with sensitive fertility struggles. Beware of triggering conversations about soil-like uteruses and the risks of not taking your pill on time. Who knew Minecraft could get so scandalous?

    So, are you ready to join our server and navigate through the drama of family dynamics and fertility jokes? Just remember, it’s all in good fun…until someone takes it a little too seriously. Let’s see who can handle the heat and who might need to take a break for some water…and maybe a pill reminder.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Herobrine Sightings: 6
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 New Chunks Explored: 73743
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • CraftyKidzMC SMP

    CraftyKidzMC SMP
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

    Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken dance party. That’s right, our players love to get down and boogie with their feathered friends. And don’t even get us started on the llama races – these fuzzy creatures are faster than you think!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and party the night away. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds somewhere on the server, just waiting to be discovered.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind world!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 5 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Battle Standards Raised: 10
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • ExcuseCraft: LamestLies

    ExcuseCraft: LamestLies
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old excuses for why you should join? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity!

    Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, literally. Our server has a glitch that turns all pigs into majestic flying creatures that soar through the sky with grace and style. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together to dance the night away. Skeletons breakdancing, creepers doing the moonwalk, it’s a party you don’t want to miss.

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…soggy socks? Yeah, we’re not sure how those got in there either, but hey, free socks!

    So come join our server for a wild ride of absurdity and laughter. Who needs a dumb excuse when you can have a hilarious one instead?

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 49
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Demon Skulls Collected: 28
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • MaduroLostLegitTallyCraft

    MaduroLostLegitTallyCraft
    lol, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like legitimized by independent election experts, just like how tally sheets in Venezuela prove Maduro lost. like, u know it’s gonna be a wild ride when even the opposition is like “nah, bro, he definitely lost.” come join us for some crazy adventures and maybe even uncover some secret election fraud in the world of blocky pixels. who knows, maybe u’ll be the next president of minecraftia or something. just remember to vote for yourself, cuz u can’t trust anyone else in this wacky world we live in.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7482 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 202 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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