MysteryCave

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4480
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Magic Items Found:	2155	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Animals Bred:	85
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	234	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Mystery Cave is a Survival Based Server with dozens of plugins and absolutely no lag. It’s based on a magic and fantasy style of gameplay. We adapt theories as well as items into our server from the Harry Potter Universe. BUT you don’t need to be a fan to play. This is open to all who loves all kind of magic. We also involve RP, contests, games and hunts! Mystery Cave is a Java 1.12.2 compatible server with a custom Survival Map. In the Survival Map, there are dozens of places to explore and amazing places to see and build. We have good staff to enforce the law so that griefers/scammers won’t take over. The server alone is really fun and great to play with friends! We are planning on gathering a non-toxic community with friendly people and we want you to be in it! It’ll be fun and adventurous. Currently it’s got a survival world, and a few minigames! That is why we need staff and mods, to help us to maintain a community and a safe working environment!

And because it’s an Aternos Server, we can’t keep it online 24/7 so that’s why we give you the privilege of starting the server on your own! Just quickly and easily make an Aternos Account of your own and DM me (RarestEmerald#9837) your Account Username! I take a look at DMs ASAP and answer when I can! Once I give you access, you’ll be able to start the server whenever you want and ask your friends to join!

Server IP:MysteryCave.aternos.me:46978

NOTE: This server is still in WIP so, if you join and find what you weren’t expecting, then it’s because most of our server’s prime features are still in development. Though, I insist you join to be a key part of getting server started! Thanks a lot, if you read this description all the way here. And thanks if you do make up your mind to join! See you there 😀

MysteryCave.aternos.me:46978

✨KAGAYAKI✨

+18, 1.21.4, client side mods, collaboration, Datapacks, Discord, Dynmap, Griefing, hermitcraft, KAGAYAKI, Mature Players, NA West, no cheating, Plugins, PvP, QOL feature, respectful, smp, stealing, Territories, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1640
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12

Overview of Kagayaki Minecraft Server

Server Type	Vanilla+
Features	Improved Vanilla structures, Tectonic terrain generation, improved minecarts, timber, crafting tweaks, and more
Discord Link	Join Kagayaki Discord
Rules	Age 18+ ONLY: Mature players only No Cheating: No Xray, hacks, or game-breaking exploits No Griefing or Stealing: Plugin to monitor block history Be Respectful to other players: No racism or homophobia Be Respectful with PVP: PVP allowed only with consent Client Side Mods allowed: Sodium, Iris, Xaero’s Map, etc. Be Respectful with people’s territories: No ruining progress Report players privately to moderators
Featured Datapacks and Plugins	Datapacks: Vanilla Tweaks Improved Minecarts Dungeons and Tavern Improved Vanilla Structures Series Tectonic True Ending Plugins: Dynmaps Image2map
Server Location	NA West
Version	1.21.4

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Kagayaki Minecraft server?

A: Join the Discord using the link provided above and apply there.

Q: Are there any age restrictions to play on the server?

A: Yes, players must be 18 years or older to join.

Q: Can I use client-side mods while playing on the server?

A: Yes, client-side mods like Sodium, Iris, and Xaero’s Map are allowed.

Q: Is griefing or stealing allowed on the server?

A: No, there is a plugin in place to monitor block history and prevent griefing or stealing.

Neuro’s Hive Mind 1.20.1

#youtube, 1.20.1, ai, AI learning, AI understanding, Clips, collaboration, Educational, Gaming, hive, Live2D model, merch, Mind, Music, neuro-sama, Neuros, osu, Schedule, singing, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, Vtuber

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9954
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s run by this AI overlord called Neuro-sama, created by Vedal in 2018 to play osu! But get this, now she’s a VTuber with a TTS software and a Live2D model. She’s out here singing, playing games, and collabing with other VTubers. Join the madness at /swarm/ and welcome our new AI queen!

Check out her schedule: https://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot

And peep her links: Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosama TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaai Official website: https://neurosama.com/

She even drops music and clips like “LIFE – Neuro-sama (Official Video)” – it’s wild: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPM

If you’re into AI but clueless, she’s got educational stuff too: – AI explained: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Y – How she knows what to say: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4M – AI resources: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.png

And there’s merch, VODs, game integration, and more craziness. Don’t miss out on this chaotic Minecraft server experience!

Roomie’s Love Shack

Boundaries, Communication, Conversation, dictator, discomfort, Frequency, friendship, home, living together, love, partner, Pay, Rent, Resentment, roomies, roommate, Shack, Space, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1911
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	88	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic roommate drama you’ll ever witness! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of setting boundaries for your virtual roommates and their partners.

Imagine a world where your roommate’s partner invades your virtual space without permission, staying for weeks on end without even a heads up! But don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with our weekend-only partner policy. Because who needs privacy when you can have a third wheel in your virtual home every weekend?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the joy of confronting your roommate about their partner’s constant presence, only to have your feelings ignored time and time again. Will you be the hero who finally stands up for yourself, or will you continue to pay for a share of a space that feels more like a crowded party than a cozy home?

So join us on our server and ask yourself, are you the AITA for wanting a little peace and quiet in your virtual abode? The choice is yours, but remember, in this world, roommate drama is just a teleport away.

CraftyMemeLordz

2000s internet, 2010s internet, aim, Chat Rooms, CraftyMemeLordz, cyberbullying, dial-up internet, digital divide, flash games, internet culture, internet slang, memes, myspace, Nostalgia, online forums, online privacy, social media, tech evolution, viral videos, y2k, younger generation

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8175
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	16	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Magic Items Found:	8261

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a nostalgic trip back to the 2000s and 2010s internet culture! Join us for a wild ride filled with dancing baby gifs, dramatic chipmunk videos, and Rickrolling galore.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Keyboard Cat, who will serenade you with catchy tunes as you build your pixelated empire. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Nyan Cat roaming the virtual plains.

So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you can join us for a blast from the past? Come on in and experience the internet like never before!

YankCraft Server

American fighters, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Diplomacy, Duty, fallen heroes, foreign policy, HOMELAND, Honor, International, Military, Peacekeeping, Recovery, repatriation, sacrifice, Server, soldiers, Tragedy, Ukraine, united states, War, YankCraft

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	336
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	182
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where u can fight like an american hero in ukraine but without the dying part!!! we bring u the most realistic war experience in minecraft, complete with explosions, airstrikes, and even a special mission to bring back the bodies of fallen soldiers (don’t worry, it’s just pixels lol). join now and show off ur skills in battle, just make sure to watch out for creepers and griefers, they’re the real enemy here. so what are u waiting for? join our server now and let’s bring those american fighters home in style!

CanalCrazeCraft

canal, CanalCrazeCraft, central america, diplomatic relations, Economic importance, foreign policy, government position, Infrastructure, international relations, Latin America, Maritime trade, national pride, Négotiation, ownership, panama, panama canal, political stance, president, regional stability, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2983
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Void Gems Collected:	19
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Holy Grails Found:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

so, like, you know how we have this totally rad minecraft server, right? well, let me tell you, it’s like the Panama Canal of minecraft servers. our president (yeah, we have a president) says there’s no negotiation about ownership of this server. it’s ours, baby.

why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. one time, a creeper tried to blow up our spawn point, but our president swooped in like a superhero and saved the day. now, that creeper is our mascot.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds? yeah, it’s like a treasure hunt every time you log on.

so, come join us on this wild ride of a minecraft server. just remember, there’s no negotiation about ownership. it’s ours, baby.

Bellum Totius Orbis

alliances, Bellum, Chaos, create mod, Discord, Experience, Factions, Fortifications, Guns, historical, Immersive, ip地址, Machinery, Minecraft, Modded, nation, orbis, Server, strategy, Survival, Technology, Totius, War, world-building

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2529
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Magic Items Found:	7605	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Villages Defended:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Mines Excavated:	1912	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Welcome to Bellum Totius Orbis – World at War Minecraft Server!

Step into the chaos of World War I with historical accuracy, advanced machinery, nation-building, and faction-based gameplay.

Server Details

Server IP	71.179.35.19:25565
Discord	Join Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the theme of the server?	The server focuses on World War I with historical accuracy and advanced machinery.
How can I create my nation?	Head to #nations-creation-and-adverties on Discord to create your nation using the pinned format.
Can I invite friends to join?	Yes, we encourage you to invite friends who are interested and will follow the server’s rules.
How can I start playing on the server?	Join the server using the provided IP address and start shaping the world in this immersive WW1 experience.

Emo Style Revival 1.20.6

1.20.6, emo, emo accessories, emo aesthetic, emo bands, emo boys, emo clothing, emo culture, emo fashion, emo girls, Emo Hair, emo lifestyle, emo makeup, emo music, emo nostalgia, emo punk, emo revival, emo rock, Emo Scene, emo style, emo subculture, emo trend, Revival, Style

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2275
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Villages Defended:	11
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Farms Harvested:	211
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Yo, bro, do you miss the days when chicks were all about that emo style? Like, straight up, the 2000s were lit AF, am I right?

Join our Minecraft server and relive those glory days! We got pixelated emo hair, black eyeliner for your blocky avatar, and even a special crafting recipe for skinny jeans!

Don’t be a poser, join now and let’s bring back the emo revolution to Minecraft! Emo is not dead, it’s just respawned in our server, bro!

PupCraft Minecraft Server

critical care, dog behavior, dog care, dog commands, dog health, dog park, dog safety, dog supervision, dog training, dog walker, dog-friendly apartment complex, emergency vet bills, financial responsibility, Minecraft, pet emergencies, pet insurance, PupCraft, responsible pet ownership, Rover, Server, toxic ingestion, toxic plants, vet expenses

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8817
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	174	New Chunks Explored:	115121
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7027	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Alien Abductions:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts!

Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of dodging deadly coontie plant seeds while trying to survive and thrive in a dog-friendly apartment complex landscape.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so intense that even the emergency vet will be on standby, ready to save your virtual pet from certain doom. Will you be able to navigate the treacherous terrain and keep your dog safe from toxic plants, or will you need to call in the dog walker for some extra help?

Join now for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. And remember, always pay your dog walker through Rover to avoid any costly vet bills. See you in the game, and may the coontie plant seeds be ever in your favor!

CouchPotatoRoomieCraft

Communication, Conflict Resolution, Couch, CouchPotatoRoomieCraft, Furniture, inherited couch, landscaping business, late night tv, personal space, roommate agreement, roommate boundaries, roommate compromise, roommate discomfort., roommate discussion, roommate etiquette, roommate living situation, roommates, second bed, sleep on couch, uncomfortable roommate, work from home

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	543
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	41	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Endless Night Skies:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2486	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where couches are for sleeping, not for sitting! Join us and experience the thrill of finding the perfect couch to claim as your own, only to have your roommate steal it away every night. Will you fight for your rightful spot on the couch, or will you be banished to your room forever?

Our server is perfect for those who love a good challenge, whether it’s navigating the treacherous terrain of your living room to reach the coveted couch, or strategizing how to reclaim your rightful throne. And don’t worry, our friendly community is always here to offer support and advice on how to deal with couch-hogging roommates.

So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate battle for couch supremacy. Who will emerge victorious in the war of the living room? Join now and find out!

BlockBuster100

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4073
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Are you tired of watching the same movie over and over again? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can watch the epic saga of Steve and his adventures in blocky land a hundred times and still not get sick of it! Join us for non-stop entertainment as Steve battles creepers, builds epic structures, and maybe even finds true love with a pig named Bacon. Who needs Hollywood when you have our server? Join now for the ultimate movie marathon experience!

Kinetic Craftrealm 1.21.1

1.21.1, action, adaptation, Anime, Characters, comedy, Craftrealm, cult classic, discussion, episodes, fan favorite, Kinetic, Kinnikuman, long-running series, Manga, new, Nostalgia, ongoing, Perfect Origin arc, SEASON 2, Storyline, SuperHero, wrestling

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2031
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Votes:	2686
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! This server is like the ultimate Minecraft anime crossover event, like, seriously. We’re talking Season 2 of the Perfect Origin arc, where you can literally live out your wildest anime fantasies in blocky form.

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where you can build your own anime-inspired creations, battle epic bosses, and maybe even find some hidden anime references scattered throughout the server. It’s like a treasure hunt for otakus, man.

Plus, our community is lit AF. We’ve got players from all over the world who are just as obsessed with anime as you are. So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy Minecraft anime world and let your inner weeb run wild. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

BabysitFree Minecraft Server

BabysitFree, Babysitting, Boundaries, Break, Communication, compromise, custody, family, grudge, Minecraft, new lady, opinion, parenting, personal time, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Socialize, Support, tired, UNFAIR, Valentine’s Day, vent

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8624
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20
Magic Items Found:	8945	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Dragon Scales Harvested:	413

Looking for a break from real-life parenting responsibilities? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you don’t have to worry about making meals or doing laundry!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, especially if you’re feeling like an extra in your own home. Take a break from babysitting your grandkids and immerse yourself in a virtual world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest castle or mining for diamonds.

Plus, with our Valentine’s Day event coming up, you won’t have to worry about being asked to babysit while your son goes out with his new lady friend. Join our server and make plans for yourself this Valentine’s Day – you deserve it!

So come join us and leave the real world behind – because in our Minecraft server, the only thing you’ll be mining is blocks, not babysitting duties!

Adopt-a-RageCraft

acceptance, AdoptaRageCraft, Adopted, anger, biological family, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotions, family, forgiveness, Gratitude, Honesty, Identity, parents, reconciliation, relationships, Resentment, Secrets, Self Discovery, uncovering truth, Understanding

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3008
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Are you tired of feeling like you don’t fit in? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of family secrets! Our server is filled with adventure and excitement, perfect for anyone looking to find their true place in the world.

Just like the OP, who discovered they were adopted at 17, you too can uncover hidden truths and forge new connections. Dive into our virtual world and explore the possibilities of a new family – one that doesn’t keep secrets or call you ungrateful for seeking the truth.

Join us now and embark on a journey of self-discovery and gratitude, all while building epic structures and battling mobs. Who needs a dysfunctional family when you have a Minecraft community that welcomes you with open arms? Don’t wait, join today and leave the drama behind!

CraftyRomania Minecraft Server

Alliance, controversial remarks, CraftyRomania, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, european union, far right, foreign ministry, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Minecraft, official statement, Politics, presidential candidate, Romanian, Server, solidarity, SOVEREIGNTY, Statements, Support, Ukraine

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7687
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Mines Excavated:	3423
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	151
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

so, like, this server is like, totally epic, bro. you gotta join cuz the Romanian Foreign Ministry is like, all about supporting Ukraine’s sovereignty, ya know? and this one time, this far-right Romanian presidential candidate was like, “yo, Ukraine, you’re cool,” and everyone was like, “whaaaaat?” but then the Foreign Ministry was like, “nah, bro, we got Ukraine’s back, no worries.” so, like, if you wanna be part of a server that’s got that kind of drama goin’ on, you gotta join this one. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground disco where the mods party all night long. it’s gonna be lit, fam. join now or forever hold your peace.