| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 5186 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 83 | Divine Spears Created: | 30 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 8 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 17 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 27 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 36 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 12 |
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| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 7207 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Dimension Hops: | 7 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 7321 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Buildings Constructed: | 20 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this place is like a magical unicorn paradise mixed with a sprinkle of rainbow dust and a dash of pure chaos.
Imagine building your own epic castle while fighting off zombie llamas and riding on flying pigs. Yeah, that’s the kind of insanity you can expect here.
Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.
So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then come join us at SaintLegendMartyr! Let the madness begin! 🦄🌈💥
| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 6362 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 14 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
Join us if you want to experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join our insane Minecraft SMP today!
| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 7281 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Animals Bred: | 37 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Farms Harvested: | 878 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your brother showing up in just his socks, begging for help. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any interruptions.
Don’t let your brother’s relationship drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server now and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?
| Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 3090 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 7 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | New Chunks Explored: | 434641 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
On our server, we have a special daycare center where you can drop off your virtual kids for free and let them roam around safely while you go on epic adventures. No need to worry about the cost or your partner’s stress levels – we’ve got it all covered!
Plus, our MIL NPC (Non-Player Character) is always available to lend a helping hand and give you some much-needed relief. She’ll even help you build a virtual house and keep things running smoothly while you’re off mining for diamonds.
So come join us on our Minecraft server and let us show you that sometimes, cutting daycare costs can lead to a whole new world of fun and excitement! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and laughter instead?
| Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 6748 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Star Shards Collected: | 129 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 23 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 18 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 7 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
And don’t even get me started on the bed situation. Like, why would you even bother making your bed in real life when you can just respawn in Minecraft? It’s like, who even needs sleep when you can be mining for diamonds all night long, am I right? Plus, our server has this whole drama going on with the sheep population, apparently they’re planning a rebellion or something. It’s wild, man.
So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, come join our SMP. Just be prepared for chaos, insanity, and maybe a little bit of creepers blowing up your house. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 9877 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 11 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 80 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 7 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 4520 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic pixelated parties you’ve ever seen. We’re talking block parties that make Coachella look like a backyard BBQ. Get ready to dance the night away with Enderman and his sick dance moves, or chill by the pool with Zombie and Skeleton sipping on pixelated cocktails.
And if you’re looking for some drama, look no further. Our server is like a pixelated soap opera, with love triangles between Villager, Witch, and Iron Golem, and epic battles between Wither and Ender Dragon that will leave you on the edge of your block.
So come join our Minecraft server and get ready for a wild ride filled with pixelated fun, drama, and romance. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in the world of blocks and pixels?
| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 2269 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 31 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 |
| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 2193 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 10 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 22 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2162 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3973 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 9317 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 10 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 19 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 7 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Votes: | 9422 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 19 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4418 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 854 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 4663 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
IMAGINE UNLOCKING ANCIENT SECRETS WHILE CRAFTING DIAMOND ARMOR AND TROLLING OTHER PLAYERS WITH PRANKS. THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, AND U DON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THE FUN. JOIN NOW AND BECOME A PART OF THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE EVER!!! 🤪🔥🎮
| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 6642 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4618 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 5 |
| Magic Items Found: | 2879 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 18 |
| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 8810 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 11 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 148 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 19 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 36 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 25 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in all the land. How, you may wonder? Because our server has a secret hidden treasure chest that only the chosen ones can find. Legend has it that whoever finds this chest will be blessed with infinite diamonds and enchanted gear!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever see in Minecraft. From flying pigs to talking cows, you’ll never know what kind of crazy critters you’ll come across on our server.
And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the depths of our custom-built dungeons, where you’ll face off against the most challenging mobs and bosses you’ve ever encountered. Only the strongest and most skilled players will emerge victorious!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and embark on the wildest and wackiest adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!
| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 7832 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 10 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Buildings Constructed: | 18 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! We also have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano and a secret treasure chest filled with rare loot like Netherite armor and enchanted weapons. And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles, it’s like Hunger Games but with more explosions and flying pigs!
So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re afraid of getting pranked by our resident troll, Steve the Sheep. But hey, it’s all part of the fun, am I right? 😂🐑🔥🎮
| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 6005 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 27 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 228 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 160752 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 19 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
On our server, you can create your own virtual North Pole and become the ultimate Santa Claus, delivering gifts to all the Minecraft villagers. But watch out for the mischievous elves who like to prank unsuspecting players with exploding presents!
If you’re feeling a bit Grinchy this holiday season, come join us and unleash your inner Scrooge by griefing other players’ Christmas-themed builds. Who needs peace on earth and goodwill towards men when you can cause chaos and mayhem instead?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and say goodbye to boring old Christmas traditions. Let’s make this holiday season one to remember (or forget)!
| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 5287 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 21 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 7 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 16 |
join this server if you wanna be part of the drama, man. we got alliances forming, betrayals happening, it’s like Game of Thrones but with pixelated pigs. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never wanna leave. so come on, join us and let’s make some epic memories together. oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds? yeah, it’s totally a thing.
