| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 3907 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 5 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 113 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 19 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 21 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
Features for the Brave:
mylifesteal.eu
| Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 8140 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 29 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 36 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 4921 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
| Animals Bred: | 33 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Towns Built: | 7 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3425 |
Join us and you’ll be transformed into the man in the pic in every way possible. You’ll have the strength of a thousand creepers, the agility of an ocelot, and the charm of a baby pig. Rumor has it that the man in the pic once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Are you up for the challenge?
But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. If you can impress him with your building skills, he may just grant you access to his secret stash of rare blocks and treasures.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate man in the pic. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!
| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 8849 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Void Armor Forged: | 23 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 26 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
| Ores Mined: | 7589 | New Chunks Explored: | 544203 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4631 |
We understand the struggle of living with a mom who just can’t keep her hands off your things. That’s why our server is the perfect place for you to express yourself without any judgment or tea spillage. Let your creativity run wild and show your mom who’s boss in the virtual world!
Don’t be an asshole in real life, join our server and let out all your frustrations in a fun and safe environment. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect therapy for dealing with overbearing moms? Join now and start building your dream room without any interference!
| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 3890 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 45 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 7118 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! Another time, I was building a castle and a player dressed as a unicorn rode in on a rainbow and started giving out enchanted golden apples to everyone! And then a group of pandas riding on flying pigs swooped in and started a dance party with disco lights and techno music! It was like a rave in the middle of a medieval kingdom, I couldn’t believe my eyes!
So if you want to experience the most insane and wacky adventures in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP! Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have with strangers, but one thing’s for sure, you’ll never be bored! Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 3422 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 13 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
| Emeralds Found: | 5451 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Dimension Hops: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 9 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They’ve been studying us humans for centuries, waiting for the perfect moment to reveal themselves and take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their extraterrestrial agenda? The choice is yours on our wacky Minecraft server.
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of diamonds. Imagine building your dream castle out of sparkling gemstones and ruling over a kingdom of bling. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embark on a wild adventure filled with conspiracies, aliens, and riches beyond your wildest dreams.
| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 771 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 17 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Void Armor Forged: | 22 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
| Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 8398 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 239 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 18 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 449 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 19 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 10 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 10 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
But that’s not all! We also have epic tournaments where players battle it out in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of dirt or racing to see who can find a chicken first. And the best part? The winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots! So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 6938 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 37 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 26 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Imagine a world where you can build a virtual cake for your husband’s birthday, complete with a candle made out of pixels. Don’t worry about feeling sick, because on our server, you can still have a blast while lying in bed trying to sleep!
Join us for epic battles against virtual mobs while your husband huffs and puffs around the house, taking care of the virtual kids. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world?
So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual cure for your sickness while you’re at it!
| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 4525 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 11 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 35 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 15 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 6779 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 1 |
We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!
Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!
| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 2627 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 11 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 825 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 622 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8874 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 1954 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 27 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 42 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 35 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 3439 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 14 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 12 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 |
