MyCuteWifeCraft SMP

MyCuteWifeCraft SMP

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by my cute wife who will ban you if you don’t compliment her pet chicken, Clucky, every day. But don’t worry, Clucky is a real diva and loves the attention!

Join our SMP for a chance to participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a crown made of emeralds. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our secret underground disco party where the creepers are actually great dancers.

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Enderman who has a crush on my wife and will do anything to keep you away from her. So, if you’re brave enough to face off against a jealous Enderman and survive the llama fashion show, come join us for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 106/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended: 0 Magical Moments Shared: 29
Players Killed by Monsters: 8350 Gryphons Tamed: 2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Epic Quests Completed: 14
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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