MYCUBIX [1.19 – 1.20.4] Minecraft server

Clans, Economy, Events, Fly, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvP, Russian, Survival, Vanilla, Without Launcher

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3536
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Zombie Dances:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

New Minecraft Servers

MYCUBIX [1.19 – 1.20.4]

Welcome to the Mycubix server – a wonderful world of adventure and opportunity! Here you will find an exciting vanilla experience where you can enjoy Minecraft to the fullest.

Join our friendly and fun team of players who share your passion for blocks and creativity. With us you can create your own unique clan, where you will find yourself in a circle of like-minded people who are ready to help you and take on the challenge of any adventure.

On the Mycubix server you will find the possibility of trading – exchange resources and items with other players to diversify your inventory and reach new horizons. Meet powerful bosses that you will meet along the way. These epic battles will bring extra excitement and adrenaline to the game!

We are proud that the Mycubix server is free of creativity and dupes, which ensures a fair and fair gaming experience for every player. Here you can completely immerse yourself in the game, show off your construction, survival and tactical skills.

Don’t miss the opportunity to be part of our unique and exciting Minecraft community. Join the Mycubix server and immerse yourself in a world of adventure and hundreds of unforgettable moments!

Don’t have a computer? No problem.

You can even access our server from a mobile device with versions: 1.20.40/1.20.41 and 1.20.50/1.20.51

185.219.84.45:25594

Mystic Wolf Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, acceptance, anon-kun, Commitment, Communication, compassion, confession, Decision making, Dilemma, emotions, Furry, Haven, Honesty, identity crisis, love, loyalty, mystic, relationship, Self Discovery, Support, Trust, Understanding, Wolf

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7128
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Bro, if you join this Minecraft server, you can be a wolf too! How cool is that? And guess what? You can find love there too! Who needs real life drama when you can be a wolf looking for love in a virtual world? Join now and find your furry soulmate!

BabyCraft: MIL Delayed, Noob Spawn

BabyCraft, Boundaries, caesarean, Communication, compromise, crying, delayed, emotional, exhaustion, family, grandkids, Help, Hormonal, host, MIL, Needs, new mother, noob, school holidays, Spawn, Support, traumatic birth, Understanding, Visit

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8254
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of new motherhood and offer a safe haven for all exhausted moms out there! Join us and escape the wild hormones and judgmental in-laws, as we embark on hilarious adventures and build epic structures together.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, especially for those expecting a second baby via emergency caesarean. We promise to provide a supportive community where you can focus on your needs without any guilt. Plus, our in-game meals are way better than what your MIL cooked during her 10-day stay!

So why wait until July for your MIL to visit when you can join us in June and September instead? We have plenty of virtual grandkids for her to meet, and she won’t even have to worry about folding laundry – unless she’s into that sort of thing.

Join our Minecraft server now and let’s create some unforgettable memories together! Remember, in this world, the only tears you’ll shed are tears of laughter.

Gravity Exists, We Just Found It

albert einstein, celestial bodies, discovery, Existence, exists, fundamental force, gravitational pull, gravity, historical discovery, Identification, Isaac Newton, laws of motion, natural law, Newtonian physics, PHYSICS., Science, scientific breakthrough, Space, theory of relativity, universal force, Universe

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6936
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Falling into the Void:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Emeralds Found:	8563
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9

So, like, imagine a minecraft server where gravity is, like, totally optional. You can just be walking around and then decide, “nah, I don’t wanna fall down anymore.” So you just start floating in the air like a majestic unicorn. And the best part is, you can still mine and build while you’re floating! It’s like defying all the laws of physics and stuff.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. They’ll trade you rare items that you can’t find anywhere else in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Just be careful not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

So, like, if you’re tired of boring old regular Minecraft servers, come join us where the laws of physics are just a suggestion and the adventures are out of this world. Plus, where else can you find a server that lets you ride a flying pig while battling a dragon made of cheese? It’s like a dream come true for all you crazy crafters out there.

PentaCraft HiTech Minecraft server

1.7.10, bugs, Community, description, Dupes, Fair Game, Forestry, gameplay, high quality, high-tech mods, HiTech, Industrial, Industrial Craft, lags, Minecraft, ONLINE, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, Servers

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3268
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	25	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Mines Excavated:	2512
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2395
Alien Abductions:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Pentacraft is a project of high-quality PVP servers based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and fair game, without lags.

For each server, we select and support assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high-tech mods, without neglecting to fix many dupes and bugs.

Two Times A Charm

Builders, Charm, co-op, commands, Community, dedicated server, End resets, Friendly staff, leader, Minecraft, Nether, Premium, PvP, Rewards, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, set home, spawn protection, Support, Times, Tpa, Vanilla, voting system, world backups

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9520
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Welcome
Two Times A Charm Vanilla Minecraft Server

Server IP
mc.twotimesacharm.com

Server Trailer
https://youtu.be/FaDZhC1WKiM

Server Features
Premium Anti-Cheat, No X-ray, TPA, Set Home, Friendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7, Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No Limits, Discord

Notes
Spawn Protection: 100 Blocks Overworld and Nether: Backed up daily End resets every 30 – 60 days (Nothing Is Safe!!)

All Server Commands
/spawn, /home, /sethome, /back, /tpa, /tpahere, /vote, /voteshop

Server Rules (Permanent Ban)
No Hacking, No Cheating, No Exploiting, No Racisms, No Lag Machines, No Threating, No X-Ray, No Bullying, Keep Chat Clean, Don’t Be Dumb

Server Rules (Allowed)
PVP, Teaming, Unlimited Farming, Greifing, Mob Farming, Redstone Machines, Building, New Chunk Loading, Stealing, Raiding, Destroying

FAQ

1. Can I use mods on the server?

Mods that give an unfair advantage or alter gameplay are not allowed. Please check with the server staff before using any mods.

2. How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

You can report a player by contacting a staff member on the server or through the server’s Discord channel.

3. Are there any rewards for voting on the server?

Yes, players are rewarded for voting on the server with in-game items or currency.

4. How often are server backups performed?

Server backups are performed daily for the overworld and nether, with the end resetting every 30-60 days.

5. Are there any restrictions on building or exploring?

There are no restrictions on building or exploring within the server, as long as it follows the server rules.

United States of Craft 1.20.5

1.20.5, BIIIIIRRRRRRDDDDDDDD, bird, Craft, free, FREEEEEEEEE, long tail tags: USA USA USA, States, United, Usa

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5386
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	1001	Dragon Eggs Found:	6708
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Towns Built:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Join this wacky Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

We’ve got more birds than you can shake a stick at, and they’re all FREEEEEEEEE!

Fly around on a giant parrot, ride a flamingo into battle, or just chill with a flock of penguins.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy surprises at every turn.

You never know what you’ll find around the corner – maybe a disco party with llamas, or a secret underground lair filled with treasure.

So come on down and join the fun – just be prepared for the unexpected!

BlockyBoys Manspread Mayhem

anger management, BlockyBoys, Boyfriend, CAR, Communication, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, Driving, driving safety, Etiquette, gender equality, Gender Roles, Manspread, manspreading, MAYHEM, passive aggressive, relationship, road rage, shouting, stick shift, Transportation

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7806
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	183	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Are you tired of dealing with manspreading in real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual world where manspreading doesn’t exist and you can drive safely without any distractions. Plus, we have a special pink license achievement for all our skilled drivers out there. So come on over and leave the real world drama behind, let’s have some fun together!

TaterTotTacoPizza

controversial combos, culinary contradictions, Culinary Creativity, culinary experimentation, culinary oddities, daring dishes, flavor adventures, flavor fusion, food combination, foodie favorites, guilty pleasure, palate surprises, surprising combinations, taste bud temptations, taste sensation, TaterTotTacoPizza, unconventional cravings, unconventional pairings, unconventional tastes, unexpected delights, unique flavors

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	833
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Are you tired of being judged for your questionable food combinations? Well, join our Minecraft server and find a community that appreciates your culinary creativity! We welcome all players who dare to mix things up, whether it’s peanut butter and pickles or ice cream and ketchup.

On our server, we have a special “Food Fusion” challenge where players compete to create the most outrageous food combinations in-game. Imagine a block of cheese sandwiched between two slices of watermelon or a cake made entirely of mushrooms – the possibilities are endless!

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner foodie and show off your unique taste buds, join us on our server and let the culinary chaos begin! Who knows, you might just discover a new favorite food combination that will leave everyone else scratching their heads in confusion.

Makhnovka Mayhem: DPRK vs Russians

Armed Forces, Battalion, CASUALTIES, Conflict Resolution, defense forces, DPRK, DPRK soldiers, eastern europe, INFANTRY, international relations, Kursk Oblast, Makhnovka, MAYHEM, Military, peace negotiations, political tensions, russia ukraine conflict, russians, SECURITY, Village, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6870
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the battle of Makhnovka in Kursk Oblast but with a twist – we have DPRK soldiers fighting alongside the Russians! Watch as the villagers of Makhnovka band together to defend their homes against the invading forces, all while dodging creepers and zombies! Will the Russians prevail or will the DPRK soldiers turn on them? Find out on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures guarded by a dragon named Boris. Only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat Boris and claim the riches for themselves. Will you be the one to conquer the dragon and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

Join now for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun)!

Silvermons

Battle Tower, Casual, Champion’s Gauntlet, Community, competitive, Curseforge, ELITE 4, formats, Gyms, LEvel cap, minecraft 1.16.5, Modded, Modpack, pay to win, Pixelmon Reforged, Player Gym, Progression, RANK, Silvermons

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1279
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Silvermons Server Information
Server IP	play.silvermons.com
Modpack	The Pixelmon Modpack (Link)

About Silvermons Server

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players. The server has a custom level cap and rank progression system that includes exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. There is content for players of all interests, including Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	Minecraft 1.16.5
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, Silvermons is a non pay-to-win server.
What unique features does Silvermons offer?	Silvermons has custom Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, Champion’s Gauntlet, Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more.

North American Frontier 1.21

206376433, American, Canada, Cum, Edition, Frontier, mexico, north, personal growth, previous, Usa

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1293
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	7

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a personal growth edition, but with a twist!

On this server, you’ll level up your skills while building epic structures and battling crazy mobs. It’s like therapy for your virtual soul, man.

Plus, the community is lit AF. You’ll meet peeps from all over the world who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. It’s like a support group for blockheads, but way more fun.

And let’s not forget about the events and challenges. You’ll be pushing yourself to the limit, bro, all while having a blast. It’s like a personal growth boot camp, but with creepers.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and get ready to level up your Minecraft game and your life, bro! Let’s do this! 🤪🎮🔥

ThrowCraft: Patient Edition

clinic policy, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, customer service, Disrespect, Edition, front desk, handling difficult patients, office etiquette, patient, patient behavior, patient care, patient interaction, patient satisfaction, physical therapy clinic, Professionalism, staff communication, therapist-patient relationship, therapy appointment, ThrowCraft, workplace behavior

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	343
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Dimension Hops:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Animals Bred:	91	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Are you tired of boring old therapy clinics? Come join our Minecraft server where you can throw virtual bills at anyone without consequences! Our therapists are top-notch and will kick you out if you don’t behave, just like in real life! Explore our virtual world and let out your frustrations by screaming obscenities at our staff. We promise not to judge, but we might ban you if you go too far. So join us for a wild ride of therapy and tantrums, where the only limit is your imagination (and our rules, of course)!

TherapistSaidNoMinecraftSMP

Boundaries, counseling, Emotional support, inappropriate comments, mental health, mental health stigma, Mental Wellness, professional conduct, self-care, therapeutic relationship, Therapist, therapist-client relationship, TherapistSaidNoMinecraftSMP, Therapy, therapy boundaries, therapy effectiveness, therapy ethics, therapy experience, therapy session, Trust, unethical behavior

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5407
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	16	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Animals Bred:	17
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Holy Grails Found:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Ores Mined:	5338
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	12

Bruh, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like a therapy session but with blocks and creepers, you feel me? So I was chilling in this server, right, and my therapist was like “Hey, let’s build a house together in Minecraft to work through your issues.” And I was like, “Say less, fam.” But then he started placing blocks all willy nilly and I was like, “Bro, do you even know how to build a roof?” And he was like, “It’s all about the journey, man.” So I was like, “Nah, I’m outta here.” But then I found this other SMP where the therapist was a talking pig named Dr. Oinkers. He would oink at me and give me life advice like, “Sometimes you just gotta mine your own business, bro.” It was lit, you gotta join this server for the lols, trust me.

CraftyQuestionz

communication skills, confusion, CraftyQuestionz, grammar mistakes, hate proofreading, indecipherable questions, lack of attention to detail, lack of clarity, lack of editing, language barriers, misunderstandings, poor grammar, poor spelling, proofreading, sloppy writing, spelling errors, unclear communication, unclear writing, unintelligible questions, writing skills

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4941
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you’re brave enough to face off against a giant slime that sings show tunes. Our server is filled with surprises around every corner, from secret underground dungeons to flying llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

But that’s not all! We have a special potion that turns you into a talking block of cheese, and a magical portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants wishes (just be careful what you wish for)!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Longest Poop Record

bathroom habits, bowel function, Bowel Movements, colon health, defecation, digestive process, digestive system, excrement, feces, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal tract, gut health, human biology, intestinal health, Longest, longest poops, Poop, poop duration, RECORD, record breaking poops, stool consistency, waste elimination, waste expulsion

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6881
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dimension Hops:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Void Gems Collected:	29
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Alien Abductions:	0

So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. You gotta join because, like, we have the longest poops in Minecraft history! I mean, seriously, humans probably hold the record for longest poops, but we’re like, trying to beat that record in the game. It’s, like, a poop-off, man. And, like, whoever has the longest poop gets, like, a diamond throne or something. It’s, like, the ultimate bragging rights, dude. So, like, come join us and let’s see who can poop the longest! It’s gonna be, like, totally hilarious and totally epic, bro. Join now and let’s poop our way to victory!