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CraftyPutin’sUltimateUkraineGoals

accomplish, Conflict, CraftyPutinsUltimateUkraineGoals, crisis management., Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, goals, international conflict, international relations, leadership, Military Action, military intervention, political strategy, power dynamics, putin, russia, Ukraine, world news

come join our epic minecraft server where we accomplish all goals set just like putin in ukraine!!! we are like russia but in minecraft, dominating everything in our path. build your empire, conquer lands, and show everyone who’s boss. join now to be a part of our unstoppable force and become a legend in the minecraft world. putin would be proud, comrade!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

FamilyCraft Fun Zone

balance, children, Communication, digital age, distractions, family dynamics, family time, Familycraft, fathers, Fun, Gaming, mobile phone use, MOTHERS, parenting, parents, quality time, relationships, screen time, Social Interaction, social media, Technology, technology use, Zone

so like, u know how ur parents always on their phones, like all the time? well, this server is the perfect escape from that! join us and u can build ur own world where ur parents can’t bother u with their social media and gaming obsessions. plus, we got crazy stories of mothers getting lost in the virtual world and fathers leveling up in mobile games instead of spending time with their fam. come join the madness and build ur own epic world away from the phone-obsessed parents!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Alien Abductions:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Love Letters Sent:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Dreamy Lady’s Minecraft Server

Analysis, arousal, desire, dream, dream analysis, dreamy, FANTASY, Freudian, Hug, Implications, Interpretation, lady’s, middle aged lady, Minecraft, psychoanalysis, Psychology, Server, sexual dream, subconscious, supermarket, symbol, taboo, Unconscious

Welcome to our Minecraft server where dreams come true…literally! Ever had a dream where a middle-aged lady from the supermarket hugged you and things got a little too spicy? Well, on our server, that’s just the beginning of the wild adventures you can have! Join us for a chance to live out your craziest dreams and make memories that will leave you questioning your sanity. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the aisles of our virtual supermarket. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	6303

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

I Am A Woman Minecraft SMP

Diversity, empowerment, equality, female, feminism, gender, Identity, Individuality, Minecraft, pride, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, Self-expression, self-identification, smp, strength, WOMAN, Woman Power, Womanhood

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild chickens, or if you enjoy building your base on a floating island that moves every hour.

Our community is full of hilarious characters, like Steve the Sheep who thinks he’s a human and insists on wearing pants, or Zombie Bob who is actually a famous rapper in the Minecraft world.

We also have the most epic events, like the annual Ender Dragon race where players have to ride pigs to the End portal while dodging fireballs and angry villagers. And don’t forget about our weekly “Build Battle” where players have to create a masterpiece using only dirt blocks and slime balls.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then join us now! Just be warned, our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode here.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

CraftyGramps Minecraft Server

college, court ordered therapy, CraftyGramps, custody, Emotional Abuse, emotional neglect, extended family, family dynamics, financial issues, financial support, Grandparents, middle child, Minecraft, neglect, parents, Selfishness, Server, Siblings, spoiled, Therapy, trade school, Unloved

Are you tired of being the forgotten middle child in your family? Do your parents constantly leave you behind and ignore your needs? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and experience the love and attention you deserve from our virtual family. No more being left in the cart at the supermarket or being called girly as an insult. On our server, you will be the star of the show and the center of attention.

Plus, our virtual grandparents are here to spoil you rotten and help you through college or a trade after high school. And the best part? They won’t give a dime to your parents or siblings, so you can finally be the favorite child for once.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and leave behind the drama of your real family. You deserve to be treated like royalty, and we’ll make sure you feel right at home. Join now and say goodbye to being the forgotten child – it’s time to shine!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

BabyBroConsent101

acceptance, autism, BabyBroConsent101, Boundaries, Communication, consent, family conflict, family dynamics, hug etiquette, learning disability, parenting, Political Correctness, Republican beliefs, Respect, sibling bonding, sibling relationships, Social Skills, special needs, teaching children, teaching consent, understanding autism

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promote consent even in the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Looking for a server where you can teach your virtual siblings about consent? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to practice asking for hugs before running up to someone in-game.

Join us and be part of a community that values respect and understanding, just like our player who taught their autistic sibling about consent in a heartwarming Minecraft moment. Who knew virtual hugs could be so wholesome?

So come on, join our server and let’s spread the message of consent one block at a time! Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and fun at the same time?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Farms Harvested:	288	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Players Killed by Monsters:	8043	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Buildings Constructed:	43	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

TinyDailyRituals – Minecraft SMP

daily rituals, daily routine, goal-setting, gratitude practice, healthy habits, intentional living, life changing habits, mindfulness, mindset shift, Minecraft, morning habits, morning rituals, morning routine, personal growth, positive habits, productivity, self improvement, self-care, small changes, smp, success habits, TinyDailyRituals, transformational habits

Are you tired of waking up to the same old boring routine every day? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and start your day off right with a virtual adventure like no other.

Imagine waking up in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. Our server is filled with wacky surprises and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

But that’s not all! By joining our SMP, you’ll also have the chance to meet some of the most eccentric and entertaining players around. From a talking parrot who gives out questionable advice to a llama who moonlights as a stand-up comedian, you never know who you’ll encounter next.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start your day off with a bang! Who knows, you might just discover something small that completely changes your life.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CraftyNoobsdojo

10. Intellectual growth, 11. New hobbies, 12. Exploring interests, 13. Educational pursuits, 14. Self-discovery, 15. Broadening horizons, 16. Enriching experiences, 17. Academic curiosity, 18. Self-education, 19. Professional development, 2. personal development, 20. Intellectual challenges., 3. Lifelong learning, 4. Curiosity, 5. Self-improvement, 6. Knowledge acquisition, 7. Educational goals, 8. Skill development, 9. Continuous learning, CraftyNoobsdojo, learning new skills

Have you ever wanted to learn how to ride a pig while juggling flaming potatoes? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, not only can you do that, but you can also participate in our daily llama fashion shows and compete in our underwater sheep racing league! Join us for a truly wacky and wild adventure that will leave you questioning your sanity (in the best way possible). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	136	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CraftyFascistsWin2021

anti-immigration, Austria, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, CraftyFascistsWin2021, Europe, Eurosceptic, far right, Freedom Party, Government, historical, national election, nationalism, nationalist, Politics, populist, resurgence, right wing, Victory, WIN, world war II

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever find, where the Austria’s Freedom Party just won their first far-right national election since World War II… wait, what? Yeah, that’s right, we’re so wild and unpredictable that even real-life politics are getting in on the action!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while dodging political drama left and right. Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into some virtual politicians trying to campaign for diamonds or something. It’s a madhouse here, but that’s what makes it so dang fun!

So come on down and join the chaos, where anything can happen and the only rule is to have a good time. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a pet llama that can breakdance. Yeah, you heard me right, a breakdancing llama! Don’t miss out on all the wacky adventures waiting for you on this server. See you there, party animals!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Towns Built:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Krafty Minds – New Schizo Med

antipsychotics, Breakthrough, clinical trials, cognitive function, core symptoms, drug development, FDA Approval, innovation, KarXT, Krafty, Med, medication, mental health, mental illness, Minds.., neurology, new mechanism of action, pharmaceuticals, Psychiatry, Schizo, schizophrenia, side effects, Treatment, US regulatory approval

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like the first schizophrenia medication in decades but for ur gaming brain! we got a whole new mechanism of action that will blow ur mind! in trials, players on our server experienced relief from all the core symptoms of boredom, improved their cognitive function to epic levels, and didn’t have any of those nasty side effects like getting kicked or banned for no reason. come join the madness and level up ur gaming experience like never before!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Zombie Dances:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Jolly Miners Minecraft Server

J-M, japanese manga, jolly, Manga, Manga community, Manga culture, Manga discussion, Manga fans, manga genre, Manga News, manga recommendations, manga release, manga releases, manga series, manga translation, manga update, manga updates, MEGUMI, Minecraft, miners, new chapter, reading manga, Server, translated manga

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Megumi has been reading some seriously wild manga that has inspired our gameplay! Join us for a chance to experience the crazy adventures and unexpected twists that only a manga-inspired server can offer.

Ever wanted to ride a giant flying cat into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Or build a secret underground lair filled with traps and treasure, just like your favorite manga protagonist? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But be warned, the manga influence doesn’t stop at gameplay. Our community is filled with characters straight out of a comic book, from the mysterious ninja who only communicates in haikus to the eccentric inventor who builds contraptions that defy all logic.

So come join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional giant robot attack). Who knows what kind of manga-inspired madness you’ll encounter next!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	185	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Villages Defended:	15

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

The Beatles of Vtubers Minecraft SMP

animated, beatles, Characters, Digital, Entertainment, iconic, IDOLS, influence, Japan, Minecraft, Music, Nostalgia, online personalities, Performance, pop culture, smp, streaming, talent, The Beatles, Trendsetter, virtual, virtual reality, Vtubers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP and become part of the Beatles of Vtubers!

Picture this: you log on and are immediately greeted by a group of hilarious and talented Vtubers who are taking the Minecraft world by storm. We’ve got a Vtuber who can tame creepers with her soothing voice, another who can build entire cities in the blink of an eye, and one who can literally fly on a pig (don’t ask how, it’s a trade secret).

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with wacky events like llama races, chicken jousting tournaments, and even a yearly Ender Dragon beauty pageant. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret underground disco party where the music never stops and the diamond blocks flow like water.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you team up with the Beatles of Vtubers and embark on insane adventures that will have you laughing until your sides hurt? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	17	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

WeddingBellsMC Server

aita, bankrolling, Confrontation, Contribution, Cousins wedding, dream wedding, EMBARRASSING, Extravagant, family rift, financial struggle, furious, lavish event, leading on, pitching in, Promise, reasonable amount, savings, selfish, Server, Six Figures, WeddingBellsMC

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where promises are meant to be broken just like in this wild family drama! Join us for a wedding-themed adventure like no other, where you can build your own lavish venue, design your own fancy dresses, and serve gourmet food to all your virtual guests.

Don’t worry about draining your savings here, because on our server, you can create the wedding of your dreams without breaking the bank. And if your cousin starts asking for 70% of the total bill, just tell her it’s not what you meant by “help” and watch the drama unfold in a virtual world.

Join us now and experience the thrill of planning a wedding without the stress of actually paying for it. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have all the fun on our Minecraft server? Let’s build some memories together, one block at a time!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CraftyParentz

Boundaries, caretaking, Communication, compassion, CraftyParentz, education, Empathy, family, friendship, guidance, hygiene, intervention, Mentorship, parenting, personal care, puberty, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, self improvement, Support, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we not only build epic structures but also give hygiene talks to all players! Join us for a unique experience where you can learn how to properly wash yourself in the shower, clean your hair, and even use deodorant.

Just like the player who took in his son’s friend and gave him a hygiene lesson, we believe in taking care of each other in the Minecraft world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get your own shampoo, conditioner, and aftershave in the game!

Join now for a server like no other, where we prioritize cleanliness and friendship above all else. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if your Minecraft character starts to smell a bit off – we’ll just kindly remind you to take a shower!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Void Gems Collected:	17	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

DreamySMP: RecurringDreams

dream analysis, dream cycles, dream interpretation, Dream Journal, dream meanings, dream psychology, dream recall, dream research, dream symbols, dream therapy, DreamySMP, lucid dreaming, recurring dream, recurring memories, recurring nightmares, recurring patterns, recurring themes, recurring visions, RecurringDreams, sleep patterns, subconscious

Do you dream of a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky? Well, welcome to our Minecraft SMP where anything is possible! Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Notch apple, battle against evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword, and build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine.

Our server is home to a community of players who are as crazy as you are, from a player who tamed a creeper as a pet to another who built a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where villagers breakdance to the beat of jukeboxes.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because here, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?). So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and come join us for a wild ride through the blocky world of Minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7