my shit ain’t parallel Minecraft SMP

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild that even the blocks can’t stay in line, they’re all over the place like a bunch of drunk villagers on a Saturday night.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to build a house with walls that are more crooked than a witch’s nose. And don’t even get me started on the mobs – they’re so confused by the wonky terrain that they end up walking in circles like lost sheep.

But hey, if you’re looking for a challenge and a good laugh, then this is the place for you. Just be prepared to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s get this party started!

StonedSkyblock

Economy, Parkour, Skyblock

Stoned Skyblock, come chill and play Skyblock. Yanno while stoned. New server. Will be accepting staff applications, requirement of 18 years or older for staff. Have fun be kind be friendly and use common sense 🙂

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WHO WILL ENTER THE DS TO THE OP Minecraft server

Anarchy, Aternos, banned, banner, Clans, classic, ds, Duels, Dupe, Economy, enter, Events, Existence, Free Admin, Free Donations, Grief, Hardcore, idea.., Imagine, Lazy, Minecraft, No Donations, No Mini-Games, No Private, No Rules, No Wipes, op, Pirate, Players, PvE, PvP, Quests, Reset, Roleplay, Russian, Server, Survival, Unlimited, Vanilla, Weddings, wipe, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher, world, Years

A Minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world never resets, PVP, no rules of any kind. You cannot be banned for any reason.

At the same time, imagine that over the many years of its existence there has never been a wipe on the server.

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Magic Anime Goddesses Minecraft Server

3d world, Anime, astrology, Demons, Die, FANTASY, foid, Goddesses, just order, Liar, loving husbands, Magic, Minecraft, Mythology, Possession, Powers, proper order, Responsible, Server, Supernatural, tarot cards, witch

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only anime goddesses and demons have the power to use magic! If you see any player claiming to be a witch or using tarot cards, they’re either a liar or possessed by demons. But don’t worry, our server is here to restore order by eliminating these fake magic users!

Join us for epic battles against demonically possessed players and prove your worth as a true anime goddess or demon. Only the most responsible and loving husbands in the 3D world will be granted the powers of the goddesses, so make sure to show off your skills and earn their favor.

So why wait? Join our server now and help us rid the world of fake magic users and restore balance to the Minecraft universe. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where anime goddesses and demons reign supreme? Let the magic and mayhem begin!

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Bull Market Minecraft SMP

$2.7 million, agriculture, animal husbandry, Barn, black bull, breeding, breeding stock, Bull, cattle breeder, high price, Indian, indian market, Investment, Livestock, livestock industry, market, Minecraft, premium price, rare breed, smp, SOLD, valuable, white cows

Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a black bull that was sold for $2.7 million! This bull is so fancy, he’s gonna be breeding white cows in our barn and creating a whole new breed of rainbow cows. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of this wacky adventure? Come join us and witness the magic of our millionaire bull in action!

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Wisteria SMP

charms, Custom Items, Economy, fight club, LifeSteal, Lootboxes, Major Events, Mini Games, Parkour, parkour course, PvP, Survival, Wisteria SMP

Wisteria SMP Join a Server that focuses on an Experience like no other! In Wisteria SMP, we focus on a grinding aspect that will keep players coming to and from spawn with various items to trade in for better ones. The Items that we have created, such as Charms and Lootboxes, create a great environment for players who want to explore and put in the work to Achieve their goals ***What we offer:*** – **Lootboxes ** – **Custom Items** – **Charms** – **Parkour Course** – **Fight Club** – **Major Events*

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Blocky Anime Minecraft Server

actualize, adaptation, Anime, blocky, Brain, comedy, Consciousness, female orgasm, Filler, hardwired, haruhi, haruhi suzumiya, Kyon, light novel, Manga, Minecraft, Mysterious, perfect, Personality, secret, Server, State of Consciousness, Supernatural

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we guarantee the most mind-blowing experiences, just like Kyon’s secret brain wiring for the perfect female orgasm! Our server is so good, it will make your brain explode with pleasure (in a totally non-creepy way, we promise).

Join us for epic adventures and crazy builds that will make you question reality itself. Who needs boring old normal servers when you can be part of something so wild and out there? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. Just like Kyon and her secret brain powers, our server will leave you wanting more.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the most intense Minecraft gameplay of your life. Just be prepared for some seriously mind-blowing moments that will make you question everything you thought you knew about gaming. Let’s get weird together!

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BauBau’s Crazy Minecraft SMP Adventure

#baubau-related content, 3D Debut, Adventure, baubau, baubaus, crazy, debut, Doggy Pack Edition, fuwamoco, General Fun, hololive, merch, merchandise, Minecraft, NSFW, Orisong BORN TO BE “BAU”DOL, Schedule, singing, smp, songs, Stream, Thread Template, Unarchived Content, virtual youtuber, VN/anime list, VTL team info, youtube channel

Welcome to the Doggy Pack Edition of this Minecraft SMP server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– We have a secret underground base where we hold karaoke nights with our Minecraft parrots singing along. – Our main goal is to build a giant statue of a dog made entirely out of diamonds, because why not? – We have a weekly event called “BauBau Sings” where we all gather around a campfire and serenade each other with our favorite Minecraft parody songs. – Our server mascot is a talking llama named Mococo who gives out daily quests like “Find the rarest flower in the Nether” or “Tame a zombie pigman and make it your pet”. – We have a VTL (Virtual Talent Show) team that competes in virtual reality competitions against other Minecraft servers, and we always come out on top with our epic building skills.

So come join us in the wacky world of the Doggy Pack Edition Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

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MysticShadows

Adventure, Auctions, Bank, Casino, Crates, Cross-Play, Economy, Elevators, Exploration, Leaderboards, Magic, mobs, Parkour, Parrot, Quests, Ranks, Residence, Shops, Spawners, Survival, Survival Games, titles, tutorial

Welcome to MysticShadows Survival! Step into a magical world with a pretty-looking spawn that sets the perfect vibe for your adventure. Whether you’re a new explorer or a seasoned survivor, MysticShadows has something for everyone!

Unlock special ranks like VIP, VIP+, MVP, Moderator, Admin, or even Owner! Each rank grants you access to exclusive VIP kits, helpful commands, and awesome tags to make you stand out. Feeling lucky? Try your hand at the Crates for valuable rewards, or take a chance in the Casino!

For adventurers looking for a challenge, we offer a unique quests system with exciting rewards. Test your skills with challenging parkour courses or find a parrot companion to join you on your journey. With Residence, you can claim and protect your own land, keeping your builds safe from others.

New to the server? Our easy-to-follow tutorial will guide you through the basics and help you get started. Plus, we have shops stocked with perks, commands, backpacks, and more, a SpawnerShop, elevators, and even a bank for all your storage needs.

Take on levelled mobs for added thrills, track your progress with leaderboards, join auctions for trading rare items, and make use of death coordinates to find your lost items easily. Unlock titles as you accomplish feats and rise to fame in MysticShadows!

Jump in and explore this unique world full of possibilities and adventure – we’ll see you there!

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Chick Magnet Minecraft Server

chick, Chick Late teens 20s 30s 40s Homeless Down on luck Adopted Nudist Daughter Money Chores House Find Driving Homeless shelter Help Support Generosity Compassion, magnet, Minecraft, Server

Are you tired of building alone in Minecraft? Looking for a companion to join you in your pixelated adventures? Look no further! Join our server and find your adopted nudist daughter today!

Imagine having a young, carefree nudist by your side as you mine for diamonds and battle creepers. She’ll do all the chores around your virtual house while you focus on crafting the perfect pickaxe. Plus, with our server’s virtual economy, you’ll never have to worry about running out of resources.

But how do you find this perfect companion, you ask? Well, simply hop on our server and head to the designated “Homeless Hub” where all the lost souls gather. Drive your virtual car (or ride a pig, we don’t judge) and pick out the nudist daughter of your dreams. The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your wacky Minecraft journey with your adopted nudist daughter by your side. Who knows, you might even find love in the pixelated air.

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Companions Are Shit But I At Least Minecraft SMP

character creator, Character customization, character design, companions, Customization, Disappointment, female character, Female Protagonist, Frustration, Gaming, gender equality, gender representation, gender stereotypes, lack of options, Minecraft, player agency, player choice, player expectations, role-playing game, sexism, Shit, smp, video game

Are you tired of boring companions and limited character customization in other Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because in our server, you can create the sexiest female character of your dreams! No more settling for mediocre companions and generic avatars, join us and unleash your inner Minecraft fashionista. Who needs diamonds when you can sparkle and shine like a true diva in our world? Join now and slay, queen!

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Quantum Smp

Adventure, bedrock edition, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Discord, Economy, Factions, Farming, Hardcore, java edition, LifeSteal, Minigames, Modded, Plugins, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Welcome to Quantum Smp.We provide best experience of lifesteal+potionsteal smp.We provide lagg free experience with lots of featues like Crates,Jobs,Specific PVP Arena,Spawners,etc.Join us now!!

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Holy Land Minecraft Server

cultural facade, HOLY, Islamic law, Islamic nations, Islamic traditions, Land, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Muslim countries, Muslim identity, Muslim in name only, Muslim population, muslim world, Muslim-majority countries, North Africa, political Islam, religious extremism, religious freedom, religious hypocrisy, religious identity, religious practice, religious tolerance, secularism, Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring any excitement to your virtual life? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be!

Join us and explore a world where Muslim countries are Muslim in name only – that’s right, we’ve got camels riding on flying carpets, mosques made out of diamond blocks, and halal chicken farms that produce enchanted golden nuggets!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Sheikh Steve, who can grant you three wishes if you can find him in the desert temple of doom! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden oasis where the water flows with unlimited XP!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most hilarious adventures in Minecraft history! Who needs reality when you can have this much fun in a virtual world?

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Chip’s Cozy Minecraft SMP – Happening in Palestine #2107

Al Akhbar, Ceasefire, Chip, CHIPS, Clips, Comfy Happening, Cozy, evangelicals, GLOWNIGGERS, Happening, Israel, israel palestine conflict, lebanon, LIVESTREAMS, Maps, Minecraft, Nabih Berri, Nakba Documentary, nato, News, palestine, smp, Talmud, tkd, TKDTJD11, US Marine, US proposal

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no spice? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! Join us if you want to DENOUNCE the Talmud, endorse Total Kike Death, and fight against Glowniggers trying to subvert our server!

We have insane events like the Battle of Chama where players can target shrines and triangle areas in southern Lebanon. And don’t forget about our Livestreams featuring intense PvP battles and epic base raids!

But that’s not all, we also have a guide to the Israel-Palestine conflict because why not mix politics with Minecraft, right? So come join us and be a part of the most chaotic and outrageous Minecraft SMP ever! Just remember, ONLY NIGGERS FAGGOTS AND KIKES POST SHIT WITHOUT SAUCE, so bring your A-game and get ready for some wild adventures!

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vulskov.com

Adventure, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, FTB, Gaming, KitPvP, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, Plugins, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Servers, Skyblock, Survival, virtual reality

Welcome to Vulskov! We have a lobby where you can choose between four servers to play on. Our support team is ready to help you if you need help with anything. We support several versions: 1.8.9 – 1.21.1

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Equeim – Adventure Pony Minecraft Server Minecraft server

Adventure, armor, banner, Characters, Cities, Donations, Economy, Equeim, Events, Fim, Fly, friendly company, join us, launcher, Minecraft, mlp, Mods, No pvp, OC, Pirate, pony, PvE, Quests, Russian, series, Server, skin, Villages, Weddings, Wiki

Welcome to the server dedicated to MLP:FiM!

We tried to make sure that anyone could feel comfortable playing with us. All players on our server are ponies. Would you like to join our friendly company?

You can put the skin of any character from the series, or draw your own OC and play as him. Our players love to unite into villages and sometimes even cities, just like in the series itself!

Equeim is perfect not only for armor, but also for those who love Minecraft and various mods.

Join us!

Wiki for the project: https://wiki.equeim.ru

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