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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the creepers have learned to breakdance and the villagers have formed a boy band! Join us for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning reality.

Looking for a reason to join? Well, let me tell you about our resident player who once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. Or how about the time our players built a rollercoaster that goes straight through the Nether, because why not?

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. You never know what you’ll stumble upon in our world, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch). Who needs an iPhone 15 when you can have a diamond pickaxe that shoots lasers?

MineXD

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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MineXD We are offering a custom enviroment to enable players to play minecraft their way. The plugins we run add a lot to the vanilla experience while still remaining true to the way minecraft was intended to be enjoyed. Land Claims, Skills, Pinatas, Voting Rewards, Custom Enchants, Freshly Reset.Come check it out quick and say hi!

minexd.mcserver.us

SkyVillage

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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SkyVillage isn’t just a Minecraft server; it’s a thriving community of passionate gamers who share a common love for creativity and collaboration. Immerse yourself in a supportive environment where players of all skill levels come together to forge lasting friendships. Engage in lively conversations, trade valuable resources, and participate in community events that bring everyone closer.

eu3.skyvillage.vip:17527

DIRK.US

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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A server based around towns, with vampires and werewolves lurking around, hidden in plain sight. This server is still under development and any feedback and suggestions are taken into account and highly appriciated. Join the server today and see it for yourself!!!

51.81.146.160

Pea

Survival, Vanilla

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This is a semi-vanilla survival server with minimal rules against grieving because who doesn’t like waking up one morning to find their house burnt down and looted definitely me. We’ve got Geyser for Java and Bedrock compatibility and Via-Version, so I don’t have to update the server; it’s the best.Server rules:No Exploiting/Hacking: No, using cheats to gain an unfair advantage No sharing personal info: No Giving Personal information to others No Squatting: No Living in another’s base without permission

play.pea-mc.com

Olympus

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Olympus is a welcoming server for those who are mature enough to be mindful of others but not let it interfere with having fun! A mature and respectful player base is our goal with all welcome! We have plug-ins that add to the experience of Minecraft without taking away the essence of a survival server. You can work together or alone, build farms, towns or shops. You can protect your builds if needs be but still allow access to others so you can work together. Economy plug-in and shop signs to be able to buy and sell to others. Keep in touch with your friends on the server by using Discord for real-time chat! Crates to use if you wish to give you some much needed, hard to get, items to give a fair experience. A true sense of community that will not tolerate griefers or those who would ruin anyone’s experience of the game.

olympusmc.pro

VillageCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Around since 2011, we have seen Minecraft change quite a bit. We have a strong and easygoing community, with friendly players who will get you on your way. On VillageCraft, you can build a village to whatever style you feel, get it protected by one of our friendly staff, and then manage it however you want. Come join us!Key Features: – We have a market, built from the ground up, right in the spawn town, to help you get on your way, be it with your first home, or a new project – Through community elections and votes, you can have your say on how the server operates, from suggesting features, to running events – VillageCraft has been a community since 2011, having seen over 20,000 players over the years, each bringing their contribution to the server – When you build a village, it’s entirely yours. You can decide who to let in, what rules you enforce, and play to your style

mc.villagecraft-server.com

Cobblehaven

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Welcome to Cobblehaven! Bringing the cobblemon experience to vanilla Minecraft! If you enjoy the survival aspects of Minecraft then you’ll have a blast over here!Our Features: MEGA EVOLUTION ALL LEGENDARY POKEMON Land claiming to protect your chests and builds!! Crates Player Gyms SPAWNER BASED Economy GTS VOICE CHAT New and FREQUENT Releases of Pokemon And much more in the making!

cobblehaven.com

McCaverns

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival

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mcs.mccaverns.com

PandaCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

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mc.pandacraft.cc

Renatus Network

Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Renatus Network BATTLEGROUNDS OFFICIALLY RELEASED /server Battlegrounds JOIN NOW – Renatus.ccParkour Are you ready to take your parkour and speedrunning skills to the next level? With over 400+ levels, including iconic levels like Rainbow, Rocky, and Dungeon, and our unique Infinite Parkour and racing feature, you’ll be in for an adventure like no other.Battlegrounds Are you ready for the ultimate PvP experience? Introduce Battlegrounds, the newest and most thrilling KitPvP gamemode out there. With a roster of over 20+ unique champions, each with their special abilities and power-ups, you’ll have the chance to play as your favorite character and dominate the battlefield.JOIN OVER ONE MILLION UNIQUE PLAYERS Renatus Network has been around since 2012! Over the years, we’ve used that time to refine our game modes into something truly special for every player. With our over 10 years of experience, we understand the importance of community. So we welcome YOU with open arms. Join Renatus and be a part of the community that is standing 10 years strong.

play.RenatusNetwork.com

TANOMI

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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You have reached the official page of a unique Minecraft server with new features that open up for you a fresh look at the game and the difficulty of survival. This is an amazing world where you can be anyone: choose your play style! Exciting systems of new enchantments, fishing, mining, unique monsters, a whole list of new equipment and much more await you! All this without mods, without downloading a launcher. We don’t put labels on players like RP servers do, you can be whoever you want, whenever you want, and the standard of living that you want. And we will try to preserve your gameplay for a long time, because we do not have wipes of the main world. You can access us even from a non-licensed client, so you don’t need to spend extra money on purchasing a mojang account. We have the most friendly and sociable community of players and administration! Only you decide how the history of the world you live in will go! Come in and show yourself!Read the detailed description in our VK group or on the website.

46.243.169.234

FTB StoneBlock2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

sb2.craftersland.net

MineFrost Network

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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MINEFROST NETWORKIP: play.minefrost.net ___________________________________________________________WE ARE OPENING NEW TYPE OF SERVERS! – VANILLA SKYBLOCK – CUSTOM SURVIVAL – CUSTOM BEDWARS – ANARCHY SKYLANDS – EXTREME HARDCORE AND MUCH MORE!!!

play.minefrost.net

DemonsLand Season 3

Economy, LifeSteal

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Demons Land is A Public Lifesteal Server. By Playing here You can Enhance your Lifesteal Experience.

play.demonsland.fun

MCSugars

Economy, Survival

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MCSugars is a survival server based on a diamond economy, with loads of cool features including land claims, pwarps, chest shops, crates, marriage and more

mcsugars.com

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Magic Items Found:	4405
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Ores Mined:	8089	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Void Gems Collected:	40	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Divine Spears Created:	29	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3463
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Void Armor Forged:	16
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Emeralds Found:	6040	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Zombie Dances:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Mines Excavated:	4590	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Buildings Constructed:	18

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Villages Defended:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	500	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	477
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Ores Mined:	6522
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Potions Brewed:	50
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Enchantments Applied:	56
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Magic Items Found:	1140

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Towns Built:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Villages Defended:	19
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Villages Defended:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Alien Abductions:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3