My Dad Is About To Buy iPhone 16 Minecraft SMP

advice, Buy, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consumer electronics, consumerism, dad, Decision making, emotions, family, family dynamics, Father, Frustration, iPhone, iPhone 15, iphone 16, latest model, Minecraft, parental advice, relationships, Smartphone, smp, Technology, Technology Trends, Upgrade

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1125
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1741
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the creepers have learned to breakdance and the villagers have formed a boy band! Join us for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning reality.

Looking for a reason to join? Well, let me tell you about our resident player who once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. Or how about the time our players built a rollercoaster that goes straight through the Nether, because why not?

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. You never know what you’ll stumble upon in our world, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch). Who needs an iPhone 15 when you can have a diamond pickaxe that shoots lasers?

CraftyNotArtsy – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7253
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8292	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Infinity Stones Found:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Dimension Hops:	2

New Minecraft Servers

OMG you guys, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server?! It’s like, the most lit place to be right now. Like, seriously, you gotta join because we have the most insane builds ever. Like, there’s a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of diamonds, and a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall. It’s like, totally wild.

And the best part is, we have the craziest events ever. Like, last week we had a dance party in the Nether and everyone was wearing glow-in-the-dark armor. It was so epic, I couldn’t even handle it. And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other. One time, we filled someone’s house with a million chickens. It was clucking madness, I tell ya.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. But be warned, once you join, you’ll never wanna leave. It’s like a black hole of awesomeness.

PlushCraft – Sleepless Nights

bedtime comfort, bedtime routine, childhood memories, comfort objects, cuddly toys, Emotional support, mental health, NIGHTS, Nostalgia, plush toys, PlushCraft, Relaxation, security blankets, sentimental items, sleep aids, sleep associations, sleep companions, sleep patterns, sleep therapy, sleeping habits, sleeping with toys, Sleepless, stuffed animals

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2164
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Farms Harvested:	723
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Are you tired of sleeping with boring old stuffed animals? Join our Minecraft server and sleep with virtual pandas, unicorns, and even a dragon or two! Our server is so lit, even your stuffed animals will be jealous. Plus, rumor has it that if you sleep with a virtual llama, you’ll have the best dreams of your life. So why settle for teddy bears when you can have a whole virtual zoo in your bed? Join now and upgrade your stuffed animal game to epic proportions!

AuschwitzEscape Minecraft Server

arrest, Auschwitz, AuschwitzEscape, commemoration, Diplomatic tension, european history, fearing, Genocide, historical event, Holocaust, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Justice, liberation anniversary, memorial, Minecraft, Nazi occupation, pm, Poland, political controversy, Server, War Crimes, world war II

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4537
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Void Gems Collected:	22
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Lol come join dis server, it’s so lit dat even PM scared to come! We got crazy builds like a giant chicken riding a pig and a rollercoaster made of diamonds! Plus, rumor has it dat if u find da secret hidden treasure, u get a lifetime supply of virtual cookies! So what u waiting for? Join now before PM gets arrested by Poland for missing out on all da fun!

XmasMarketAttackerSaudiProIsrael

anti-Islamist, anti-Semitic, attacker, CONTENT, extremism, German, international relations, investigation, MIDDLE EAST, News, Politics, pro Israel, religious extremism, Report, Saudi, SUSPECT, Terrorism, terrorism attack, violence, Xmas market, XmasMarketAttackerSaudiProIsrael

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9622
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

so like, this server is like the bomb dot com, bro. we got pigs that can fly and chickens that drop diamonds. like, what even is reality anymore, amirite?

join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly.

oh, and get this, our main admin is a talking potato who can grant you three wishes. true story, bro.

come on, join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

FutureCraft: Crystal Ball Edition

always correct, Ball, CLAIRVOYANCE, create the future, crystal, destiny, Divination, Edition, ESOTERIC, fate, fortune tellers, fortune telling, future prediction, FutureCraft, long tail, Metaphysical, Mysticism, occult, predestination, Prophecy, psychic abilities, spiritualism, Supernatural, what if

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4814
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Enchantments Applied:	165

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and suddenly u r transported to a magical land where fortune tellers rule the world. but get this, they don’t just predict the future, they CREATE it. like, whoa dude, mind blown.

join this server for a chance to have ur wildest dreams come true or ur worst nightmares become a reality. u never know what’s gonna happen next, it’s like living in a real-life choose your own adventure book.

plus, the fortune tellers are always right, so u can trust them to lead u on the craziest adventures. who needs a crystal ball when u have a diamond sword, amirite?

so come on, what r u waiting for? join this server and let the fortune tellers show u a whole new world of possibilities. just be prepared for anything, cuz in this land, anything can happen.

Nerve Regen Fun Zone

acute spinal cord injury, antibody, antibody therapy, axonal regeneration, Enhanced, Fun, inhibitory factors, motor function, nerve, nerve damage, nerve growth, nerve regeneration, nerve repair, neurological recovery, neuroprotection, neuroregeneration, Neurorehabilitation, Neutralizes, REGEN, spinal cord healing, spinal cord recovery, spinal cord trauma, therapeutic antibody, Zone

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2751
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	14

so like, u know how sometimes u fall off a cliff in minecraft and u break ur leg? well, on this server, we got this crazy antibody that like, totally fixes u up real quick! no more hobbling around with a broken leg, u’ll be back to running and jumping in no time! join our server and experience the miracle of science in minecraft! plus, we got this epic story where the antibody was actually created by a group of super intelligent pigs who wanted to help all the injured players in the game. it’s like a superhero movie, but in minecraft! come join us and be part of this amazing adventure!

MineRealm

Active players, BUILD, Community, community-driven, creator, Custom, Events, Explore, Friendly, java, Legit, long-running, meta-gameplay, minerealm, Player Base, Plugins, rules, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Website

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2929
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Zombie Dances:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

MineRealm Overview

Server	game.minerealm.com
Website	minerealm.com
Rules	minerealm.com/rules

About MineRealm:

From the creator of the Core Protect plugin.. We’ve been up and running since Oct 28, 2010, making us the third longest running legit survival SMP server!

We strive to keep core gameplay as close to vanilla as possible, while adding on additional (and fully optional) meta-gameplay.

FAQ

1. How long has MineRealm been around?

MineRealm has been running since October 28, 2010.

2. What is the server address for MineRealm?

The server address for MineRealm is game.minerealm.com.

3. Are there any rules to follow on MineRealm?

Yes, you can find the rules at minerealm.com/rules.

Divine World KamiKatsu 1.21.1

1.21.1, action, Adventure, Anime, attack on the capital, Chapter 40, cut short, Divine, FANTASY, Gods, japanese, kamikatsu, Kaminaki Sekai no Kamisama, Late DUMPING, Manga, manga release, Manga Review, manga series, Manga spoilers, manga update, newly translated chapter, Supernatural, world

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5204
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they just dropped a bombshell of a newly translated chapter. And get this, the attack on the capital is cut short! Like, what even is happening in this crazy server, man? You gotta jump in and experience the chaos for yourself. Don’t miss out on all the epicness, join now and be part of the madness!

Unironically Pass Minecraft SMP Austria

acceptance, Appearance, Austria, Authenticity, belonging, conformity, cultural norms, discrimination, European, gender, Identity, Inclusivity, integration, Minecraft, pass, passing, Perception, Self-expression, smp, societal expectations, society, Stereotypes, unironic, Unironically

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7025
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Animals Bred:	177
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a virtual world of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to see pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant mushrooms that sing opera, and a hidden disco party in the Nether. And rumor has it, if you can find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So come on down and join us on this wacky adventure where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of our server – or at least get a good laugh out of it!

GF Goodbye Minecraft Server

Apology, busy schedule, Commitment, Communication, Distance, Expectations, Frustration, Girlfriend, Goodbye, long distance communication, long-distance relationship, Minecraft, overreacting, patience, phone date, relationship issues, Server, standing up, Time management, Trust, trust issues, Understanding

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1485
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Star Shards Collected:	57	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Villages Defended:	19	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t stand you up like your long-distance girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is always there for you, unlike some people we know cough cough. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no disappearing acts!

We promise not to leave you hanging like some people who claim they fell asleep and then went out for drinks with friends. Our server will always be there to chat, play, and have a great time with. Plus, we have a strict no-standing-up policy, so you can trust that we won’t vanish on you like a ghost in the night.

So come join us on the most reliable Minecraft server out there. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a server that will never let you down? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RageQuitRaverGF

anger, Argument, celiac, Communication, compromise, Cooking, Drunk, exhaustion, Guilt, late night, light sleeper, night out, partner, patience, Psychological, RageQuitRaverGF, relationship, Schedule, sleep issues, work nights

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2774
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Are you tired of being woken up in the middle of the night by your partner’s drunken cooking escapades? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and escape the loud extractor fans and late-night meals that plague your sleep. Build your own virtual kitchen where your partner can cook to their heart’s content without waking you up. No more arguments, no more sleepless nights – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

Plus, on our server, you can create a virtual world where your partner’s office Christmas party never ends, and the food is endless. No need to worry about losing your cool or feeling guilty – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual feast.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to sleep disruptions and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knew virtual cooking could be so peaceful?

LifeCraft SMP: “Unexpected Weight”

LifeCraft, smp, unexpected, weight

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7303
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Enchantments Applied:	290
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, you know when you’re just mining away and suddenly a creeper comes out of nowhere and blows up all your hard work? Well, on this server, we have creeper-proof armor that makes you invincible to those green boogers!

And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. But shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a super exclusive club.

Oh, and did I mention we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes? Yeah, it’s wild.

So if you want to join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers), then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those laser-shooting pigs, they can be a real pain in the butt sometimes.

CraftyContraband

acceptable, Allowed, CraftyContraband, crime, Forbidden, illegal, Justice, Lawful, lawful practices, Laws, Legal, Legitimate, misconceptions, misunderstood, permissible, Prohibited, regulations, rules, society

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6236
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Join our Minecraft server where we embrace all things wild and wacky! We’re the only server where it’s legal to ride pigs through the Nether, build giant statues of creepers in the spawn area, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

Forget about boring old rules and restrictions, on our server, the crazier the better! Want to build a rollercoaster that launches players into the sky? Go for it! Want to create a giant maze filled with exploding chickens? Why not!

So come join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that what people view as illegal is actually the most fun you’ve ever had in Minecraft!

WarCrafty Minecraft Server

aggression, Attacks, Conflict, Defense, defense policy, defense strategy, Diplomacy, european union, German Defense Minister, global politics, international relations, Military, military preparedness, Minecraft, nato, putin, Putin attacks, russia, SECURITY, Server, wage war, War, Warcrafty

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8321
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5384
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Putin is shook? Well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at! Our Defense Minister said we need to be ready for war, so come join us and show Putin who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

We got crazy events like zombie pigman invasions and creeper explosions that will have you on the edge of your seat. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society (but with more diamonds and less secrecy).

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show Putin that we mean business in the world of Minecraft! Who knew building blocks could be so intense? Let’s do this!

TaiwanCraft: Biden Bucks Edition

$571 Million, arms sales, Asia-Pacific, authorizes, biden, bipartisan support, Bucks, china taiwan, cross-strait relations, Defense, Edition, foreign policy, Indo-Pacific, international relations, military aid, military support, national security, SECURITY, strategic partnership, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, united states, US president

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3798
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Potions Brewed:	140
Void Gems Collected:	35	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Emeralds Found:	2191

u know u want to join this epic minecraft server where u can build ur own army and take over the world like u r the president of taiwan. with $571 million in military aid from president biden, u can conquer all the other players and be the ultimate ruler of the server. join now and show everyone who’s boss!