MxNeetwork | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8480
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Towns Built:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4289
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1803	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Animals Bred:	165	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Crops Grown:	2276

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8820
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Void Gems Collected:	24	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Farms Harvested:	609	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3933
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3413
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7443
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	14

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7701
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Divine Spears Created:	12

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3783
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Zombie Dances:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8779
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Animals Bred:	167	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	171	Mythical Quests Completed:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6494
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Dimension Hops:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Farms Harvested:	583	Towns Built:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4593
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	258

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

QuranBurnerGamer420

#Quran, Burning, controversy, crime, extremism, freedom of speech, hate crime, intolerance, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder, QuranBurnerGamer420, Radicalism, Religion, religious freedom, shot dead, Sweden, tragic, violence

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8710
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	New Chunks Explored:	411265
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Villages Defended:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Farms Harvested:	327
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. ALSO, WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES U LOOK LIKE A FANCY LLAMA.

ONE TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO STEAL ALL OUR DIAMONDS BUT WE LURED IT INTO A TRAP FILLED WITH CAKE AND IT EXPLODED INTO CONFETTI.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNICORN SADDLES.

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT FAMILY. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE ZOMBIE CHICKENS, THEY’RE A LITTLE CLUCKY.

NeuroCraft: Bio Mimic Neuron Fun

0.13 Hz, 147.1 Hz, artificial neuron, bio, biological processes, Concept, electrochemical, frequency range, Fun, Innovative, mimic, NeuroCraft, neuromorphic, neuromorphic perception system, neuron, organic electrochemical neurons, organic electrochemical transistors, Perception, real, scientists, semiconductor, System, vertical architecture

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8471
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dimension Hops:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Enchantments Applied:	62	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

yOu gOtta jOin dis server, cuz we gOt scientists makin’ crazy sh*t like artificial electrochemical neurons dat mimic real biological processes. yOu can be a part of dis neuromorphic perception system and experience da power of organic electrochemical transistors. We got a vertical architecture dat will blow yo mind and a frequency range from 0.13 to 147.1 Hz. Join now and be a part of dis insane experiment, cuz who needs real life when you can have Minecraft craziness like dis!

Pixel Anime Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, animation, Anime, anime industry, Beloved, better, Childhood, classic, Cultural, Entertainment, fan favorite, Haven, iconic, japanese, Memories, Nostalgia, old school, PIXEL, Popular, Retro, Traditional, used to be, vintage

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	161
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Yo, bros, if you’re tired of watching anime and feeling like it’s just not hitting the same anymore, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got pixelated waifus that will make you question your reality and make you forget all about those disappointing new anime series.

Join us and experience a world where anime is still poppin’ and the adventures are endless. Plus, our creepers are dressed up as your favorite anime characters, so you never know who might blow up next!

Don’t miss out on the chance to relive the glory days of anime in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those creeper anime characters)!

SassyAnimalTalk – Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal behavior study, animal cognition, animal communication, Animal communication skills, Animal intelligence, animal interactions, animal language, animal psychology, animal rudeness, Animal rudeness traits, animal social behavior, animal vocalization, Animals, Communication, Ethology, Minecraft, rude animals, SassyAnimalTalk, smp, species behavior, Talking Animals, zoology

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6598
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	358
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! Like, the pigs on this server are so rude, they’re always oinking at you in a sassy way like “oink oink, get out of my way peasant” and the cows are mooing insults at you like “mooove over loser”. It’s like a farmyard full of mean girls, but in Minecraft form! And don’t even get me started on the sheep, they’re always baa-ing at you with attitude like “baaack off, I’m fabulous”. It’s a total zoo of sass and I love it! So come join us and experience the most savage animal kingdom in Minecraft history, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken, they’re the worst, always clucking behind your back. #SavageAnimals #MinecraftDrama #JoinNowLOLZ 🐷🐮🐑🐔🐔🐔

CraftyMillionaire

Charity, CraftyMillionaire, dream come true, Dream lifestyle, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Security, first thing, Generosity, immediate action, Investments, life changing, Long-term goals, luxury, million dollar question, million dollars, sudden wealth, unexpected money, wealth, windfall

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2136
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Void Gems Collected:	37
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Buildings Constructed:	26
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

If you were given a million diamonds today on our Minecraft server, the first thing you should do is build yourself a diamond castle fit for a Minecraft king! And don’t forget to hire a team of diamond-armored guards to protect your precious loot from any sneaky creepers trying to steal it. Join our server now and start living the lavish Minecraft life you deserve!

Players:	93/300	Votes:	516
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Villages Defended:	15
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21