MuteCraft: No More Hated Subs | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockyJobQuitters

BlockyJobQuitters, career, decision, dissatisfaction, employment, first day, Frustration, Job, Quitting, quitting career, quitting employment, quitting for good, quitting for reasons, quitting job, quitting on first day, quitting out of dissatisfaction, quitting out of frustration, quitting work, reasons, work

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3384
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Have you ever quit your job on the first day because you realized you were meant for bigger and better things? Well, our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you! Join us and leave behind the boring world of work for a land of endless possibilities and adventures.

On our server, you can build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, and even discover a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of chocolate. Who needs a job when you can have all this excitement right at your fingertips?

So if you’re ready to say “I’m done with this” to the real world and dive headfirst into a world of blocky madness, join our server today! Who knows, you might even find yourself becoming the ruler of a kingdom of llamas or the master of a giant floating island. The possibilities are endless, just like the fun you’ll have on our server.

CraftyKremlin Minecraft Server

Assistance, Conflict, CraftyKremlin, Diplomacy, eastern europe, families, Hope, inquiries, international relations, investigation, Military, Minecraft, missing soldiers, resolution, russia, search, Server, Support, Surge, Tension, Ukraine, uncertainty, War

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3603
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we have more inquiries from Russian families than Ukraine has on missing soldiers! 🤣🤣🤣

We got so many crazy stories like Russian families trying to sneak into the server to find their lost soldiers but end up getting lost in our epic pixelated world! 😂😂

Join us for the chaos and the laughs as we navigate through the madness of missing soldiers and Russian families on a quest for their loved ones! 🤪🤪

Don’t miss out on the fun, come join our server and get ready for a wild ride! 🎉🎉🎉

PantsirCraft: Azerbaijani Plane Crash

air defense, aircraft, Aviation, azerbaijan, azerbaijani, Conflict, crash, DECEMBER, defense system, defense technology, government source, international relations, investigation, Military, military equipment, missile attack, PantsirCraft, plane, plane crash, Russian Pantsir-S missile, SECURITY, Tragedy

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2562
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Holy Grails Found:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Unicorn Sightings:	0

so like, imagine this, right? a plane from Azerbaijan is just minding its own business, flying around, when BAM! out of nowhere, a Russian Pantsir-S missile comes out of the sky and just wrecks it. like, what are the chances, right?

if you wanna avoid getting hit by random missiles while flying, you should TOTALLY join our Minecraft server. we promise there are no Russian missiles here, just a bunch of cool peeps building stuff and having a grand old time. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake.

so come on over and join us, unless you want to risk getting hit by a missile while playing Minecraft. your choice, dude.

BlockyBucks: College Boosted Earnings

academic achievement, ADMISSION, Adulthood, Analysis, attending college, BlockyBucks, Boosted, Boosts, career advancement, college, earnings, education, Financial Success, future earnings, high schools, long term benefits, low-income, opportunities, socioeconomic status, Students, study, Threshold

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2329
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Love Letters Sent:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

yo yo yo, listen up all you blockheads! if you wanna make mad stacks of diamonds in adulthood, then you gotta join our cray cray minecraft server! we got students from low-income high schools straight up ballin’ after attending our virtual college.

these peeps be makin’ so much cheddar, they gotta wear sunglasses indoors to block out the bling bling! we got a study that shows how students just barely gettin’ into college be rollin’ in the dough compared to their homies who didn’t make the cut.

so come on down to our server and get ready to level up your bank account faster than you can say “diamonds are a miner’s best friend!” let’s get this party started, y’all!

Epic Laughs & Challenges 1.20.4

1.20.4, challenge, Challenges, comedy, compilation, Edition, Entertainment, Epic, funny, haha, hilarious, humor, IMPOSSIBLE, LAUGH, laughs, list, longtail, memes, reaction, tags, Ultimate, Video, viral, ylyl

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	800
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Emeralds Found:	9213	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where llamas rule the land and chickens wear top hats. Yes, you heard me right. And that’s not all – every time you mine a block, a random meme pops up on your screen. It’s like living in a meme museum, but with creepers. Join now for the ultimate LOLZ experience!

CraftyBlock Minecraft Server

Agreement, Birthday Party, Boundaries, celebration, children, Communication, compromise, Conflict, CraftyBlock, DAUGHTER, Decision making, Enabling, family, Minecraft, parenting, PINK, Protection, reconciliation, refusing, relationship, Respect, Server, Understanding

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7546
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of respecting a player’s preferences, even if they’re as specific as hating the color pink!

Join us and experience the thrill of protecting your virtual children from surprise parties filled with things they despise. Our server is a safe haven for those who refuse to conform to societal norms, especially when it comes to pushing unwanted colors onto innocent players.

Embark on epic quests to confront party-throwing relatives who just can’t seem to grasp the concept of personal preferences. Take a stand against the tyranny of pink and show the world that you won’t be forced to like something just because someone else thinks you should.

So come on over and join our server, where the only thing we force upon you is a good time and a whole lot of laughs. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of drama and family feuds? But hey, that’s just how we roll in this crazy virtual world.

HusbandHibernation

Accountability, aita, ALARM, Argument, Communication, Conflict, consequences, decision, husband, HusbandHibernation, Late, Marriage, morning, relationship, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, sleeping in, Timing, Upset, Wake Up, work

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7569
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Animals Bred:	14
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Void Armor Forged:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can get revenge on your significant other for making you late to work? Look no further! Join our server and unleash your fury by building elaborate traps and obstacles to make sure they never make it to work on time again! Who needs couples therapy when you have Minecraft to settle your arguments? Join now for some marital mayhem and let the chaos ensue!

WisdomCraft: Life-Changer

#revelation, enlightenment, epiphany, eye-opening, Impactful, introspection, life changing, life-altering, lifechanger.., paradigm shift., personal growth, perspective, Profound, realization, Reflection, Self Discovery, self improvement, Soul searching, transformative, unexpected, wisdom, WisdomCraft

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7245
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Love Letters Sent:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the wackiest adventures you could ever imagine. From riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes to building a giant toilet-shaped house, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame this majestic beast will be granted unlimited riches and eternal glory.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. Who knows, you might just stumble upon that one piece of wisdom that changes your life forever (or at least gives you a good laugh)!

ElonCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Chaos, consequences, coronavirus, Covid-19, deaths, Economy, elon musk, ElonCraft, Government, health crisis, innovation, Minecraft, pandemic, philanthropy, Predicted, predictions, Server, Shutdown, society, Technology, Usa, usaid

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	107
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

lol come join our minecraft server where we have so much chaos you’ll think elon musk himself pressed the shutdown button on usa id 😂😂😂

watch out for the predicted deaths as you navigate through our insane world filled with lava pits, exploding chickens, and giant spiders that shoot lasers out of their eyes 🔥🐔🕷️

if you survive all that, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base where the players are actually aliens in disguise 👽🤯

so what are you waiting for? join now and see if you can make it out alive (spoiler alert: probably not 😜)

NoDonationNation

Accountability, anonymous donations, anti-corruption, Bans, campaign finance, Democracy, donation restrictions, election laws, financial transparency, foreign donations, foreign interference, Government, Greenland, international relations, NoDonationNation, political donations, political ethics., political funding, political reform, regulations, transparency

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4851
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF, LIKE GREENLAND BANNIN’ FOREIGN AND ANONYMOUS POLITICAL DONATIONS. U WANNA BUILD A HOUSE MADE OF DIAMOND BLOCKS? WE GOT U. WANNA RIDE A PIG INTO BATTLE? WE GOT U. WANNA FIGHT A GIANT CHICKEN BOSS? WE GOT U. JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL DA CRAZY FUN, BRUH. #NOFOREIGNPOLITICALDONATIONS #DIAMONDBLOCKHOUSEPARTY

No Bladder Tube Minecraft

anatomy, biology, BLADDER, body functions, Connection, digestion, digestive system, excretion, health, human body, INTERNAL, long tail tag, Medical, Minecraft, Mouth, Organs, physiology, Science, Tube, urinary system

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7849
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Animals Bred:	106	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

join our epic minecraft server where the cows have wings and the pigs can juggle fireballs. we have a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. the diamonds are so shiny, they blind you with their beauty. and don’t even get me started on the talking sheep who give out free hugs. plus, there is no tube connecting your mouth to your bladder. why wait? come join the fun and madness today!

Snack Attack Minecraft Server

age 3, age 5, Attack, body fat, Body Mass Index, calories, Canadian children, childhood health, childhood obesity, diet, eating habits, Excess weight, health, Intake, linked, Minecraft, nutrition, obesity, processed foods, research, Server, snack, ultra-processed foods, weight gain

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7500
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Chimeras Created:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Mines Excavated:	2402
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE ULTRA-PROCESSED FOODS FOR YOUR MINECRAFT CRAVINGS! JOIN US AND GET HALF OF YOUR GAMING CALORIES FILLED WITH FUN AND EXCITEMENT! RESEARCH SHOWS THAT PLAYING ON OUR SERVER AT AGE 3 WILL LEAD TO EXCESSIVE AMOUNTS OF FUN, HIGHER LEVELS OF AWESOMENESS, AND MORE EPIC MOMENTS BY AGE 5! COME ON AND FEAST ON OUR VIRTUAL BUFFET OF FUN!

HAM SMP

activities, alliances, Citizens, collaborate, communities, compete, democracies, dictatorships, Economies, establish, Ham, Infrastructure, Interact, Leaders, Minecraft, monarchies, multiplayer, Nations, political systems, Resource Gathering, Rivalries, Server, smp, Structures

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1500
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5670	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Votes:	663	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Overview of HAM SMP Server

Type	Minecraft multiplayer server
Focus	Create and govern nations in a large-scale world
Features	Establish nations, build structures, create economies, form alliances, participate in political systems
Activities	Resource gathering, trading, building, creating laws, waging wars
Staff	Dedicated staff members for moderation and conflict resolution

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the HAM SMP server?	Please add my discord: hamthedictator for more information on joining the server.
What can I do in the server?	Players can establish nations, build structures, create economies, form alliances, participate in political systems, and engage in various activities within their nations.
Are there rules in the server?	Yes, the server has rules to ensure fair play and resolve conflicts. Players are expected to follow these rules.
Is PvP allowed in the server?	Yes, players can engage in PvP activities such as waging wars against other nations.

Mighty Craft Empire 1.20.2

1.20.2, Craft, Empire, ever do it, greatest to ever do it, long tail, Mighty, tags, The Greatest

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3568
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Enchantments Applied:	95	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Magic Items Found:	6574
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread, I swear!

We got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring, like seriously, you’ll be blinged out in no time!

And the mobs on this server? They’re so dumb, they make a potato look like a genius. You’ll be slaying them left and right without breaking a sweat.

Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. You’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the greatest to ever do it!

SoccerSis Drama Minecraft Server

aita, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, DAUGHTER, Decision making, Drama, falling out, family dynamics, Family Events, family gatherings, Family Support, Grandparents, Minecraft, mom, parenting, personal boundaries, relationships, Server, sibling relationships, sister, soccer lessons, SoccerSis, Spouse

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5642
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	New Chunks Explored:	85188
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t exist? Look no further than our server, where you can escape all the soccer lesson drama and sibling rivalry! Join us and build your own virtual family where you can invite whoever you want to your virtual gatherings without any drama. Plus, our server is so fun, even your 4-year old daughter will be begging to play with you! So come join us and leave all the real-life family drama behind. Who needs soccer lessons when you can mine for diamonds and build epic structures with us? Join now and say goodbye to family drama!

Players:	98/100	Votes:	1548
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2