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CakeWars2021

Babysitting, birthday celebrations, Bluey cake, Budget, CakeWars2021, Communication, cousin’s girlfriend, daughter’s birthday, Expectations, family conflict, family dynamics, financial differences, financial strain, meal boundaries, parenting decisions, refusing cake, relationship dynamics, setting boundaries, social class, social expectations

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2863
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family dynamics and cake drama!

Picture this: you’re just trying to enjoy a peaceful day of mining and crafting when suddenly, your cousin’s girlfriend swoops in with a fancy Bluey cake that’s out of this world. But wait, there’s a catch – she’s from a higher social class and now your daughter only wants the expensive food she provides. Talk about a plot twist!

Join our server for the ultimate showdown of social classes and cake wars. Will you be able to navigate the drama and come out on top? Only one way to find out – join now!

CareerCraft SMP – Free Resource Changer

career advancement, Career Advice, Career Change, career development, Career Growth, career guidance, career improvement, career resources, career success, CareerCraft, changer, educational resources, free, free resources, free tools, Job Search, Job skills, online courses, online learning, online resources, professional development, Resource, self improvement, skill development, smp

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4544
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6338

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, it’s like the holy grail of blocky adventures! I was just a noob player mining dirt blocks and punching trees, but then I joined this server and my life changed FOREVER.

Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get attacked by a gang of killer chickens riding on top of creepers. But don’t worry, because the admins are actually wizards who can turn them into harmless bunnies with a snap of their fingers.

Oh, and did I mention that there’s a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party? Yeah, it’s lit AF. I once saw a zombie doing the floss dance while a skeleton DJ played sick beats on his bone xylophone.

But the best part? The free resource that changed my Minecraft career was a magical pickaxe that can mine diamond blocks with just one click. I found it in a chest guarded by a giant rainbow llama who only speaks in riddles.

So come join us on this crazy server and let’s build the most ridiculous pixel art creations together! Trust me, you won’t regret it. #BlockLife #MinecraftMadness #ChickenCreeperGang4Life 🐔💥🌈

BlockyBoomer

aging, appreciation, BlockyBoomer, Experience, Gratitude, growth, hindsight, introspection, life journey, life lessons, Maturity, personal development, perspective, perspective shift, realization, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, timelessness, Understanding, Value, wisdom

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9495
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Void Gems Collected:	14	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. Or how about mining for diamonds while dodging explosive creepers that are wearing top hats and monocles?

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco where you can dance with skeletons and party with endermen. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

CraftyUkraineWarzone

Conflict, CraftyUkraineWarzone, Crisis, current events, eastern europe, emergency, extended, geopolitical tensions, Government, international relations, legislation, martial law, May 9, Military, national defense, Politics, SECURITY, Ukraine, ukraine news, Unrest, War

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1623
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Zombie Dances:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Runes Activated:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have ukraine vibes and martial law until may 9!! fight off creepers and zombies with your martial arts skills and build a ukraine-themed base to protect yourself from the chaos. join now for a chance to win a virtual trip to ukraine where you can meet real-life martial artists and learn their ways. don’t miss out on this wild adventure, join now!

Pixel Politics & Memes

2024.., Countries, digital communication, education, elections, health, left-leaning, memes, Migration, online activism, PIXEL, polarisation, political discourse, Political Engagement, political polarization, Politics, Religion, right leaning, social media, Social Media Posts, social media trends., Technology

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7908
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	120	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Crops Grown:	1332	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE THE ELECTIONS IN 2024 BUT WITH MORE CREEPERS AND LESS POLITICS! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA BUILD A CASTLE AND FIGHT ZOMBIES WHILE DEBATING WHETHER DIAMONDS OR EMERALDS ARE BETTER!

RIGHT-LEANERS CAN BUILD A WALL AROUND THEIR BASES TO KEEP OUT THE LEFT-LEANERS WHO ARE TOO BUSY MAKING POTIONS AND ENCHANTING THEIR ARMOR TO CARE! BUT DON’T WORRY, WE’RE ALL FRIENDS HERE, UNLESS YOU STEAL SOMEONE’S DIAMONDS, THEN ALL BETS ARE OFF!

SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WILD RIDE OF A MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE THE ONLY THING MORE CHAOTIC THAN THE REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS IS THE CHAT! LET’S BUILD A COMMUNITY STRONGER THAN A NETHERITE SWORD AND HAVE A BLAST TOGETHER!

The Dominion

Adventure, Bosses, Builders, Challenges, Community, Custom Items, Discord, Dominion, Dungeons, Evolution, Feedback, Leveling system, Loot, Lore, Map, Minecraft, Progression, PvE, RPG, rules, Server, smp

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9198
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dimension Hops:	14	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17

Welcome to The Dominion
IP: play.thedominion.us
Alternate IP: thedominion.us

Description
🌟 Embark on an epic Minecraft RPG adventure at The Dominion (est. 2013)! 🏰
The Dominion offers a curated RPG experience with a beginning, middle, and end. Progress through leveling up, acquiring gear, and completing challenges in around 50-60 hours of gameplay. Enjoy exclusive loot and constantly evolving content in a community-driven server.

Features
⚔️ Dungeons: Conquer challenges for exclusive loot
🌍 Worlds: SMP building and bespoke RPG worlds
🛠️ Customization: Unique items, bosses, and leveling system
👥 Community Driven: Help improve the server
🆕 Constant Evolution: Your feedback shapes fresh content

Links
Discord
Map

Rules
– Inappropriate messages
– Bug abuse
– Macroing and passive-play
– Visiting constructions without permission
– Griefing, stealing, and more

FAQ:

1. How long does it take to complete The Dominion?

The server can be “beaten” in around 50-60 hours of gameplay.

2. What is the focus of The Dominion?

The Dominion offers a curated RPG experience with dungeons, worlds, customization, and a community-driven environment.

3. How can players contribute to the server?

Players can provide feedback, help improve the server, and shape its content evolution.

4. Are there specific rules for gameplay?

Yes, there are rules against inappropriate messages, bug abuse, macroing, passive-play, griefing, stealing, and more. Be sure to follow them while playing on The Dominion.

5. Where can I find more information about The Dominion?

You can visit the official Discord and Map links provided in the server description for additional details and community interaction.

Porky Pixel Paradise 1.20

alternative cuisine, Anus, bizarre food, culinary adventures, culinary taboo, earth dollars, eccentric dining habits, excessive eating, forbidden pleasures, gastronomic exploration, indulgence, offbeat desires, Paradise, peculiar taste, PIXEL, pork feast, pork indulgence, porky, strange cravings, taboo behavior, tickle, unconventional diet, uncooked pork, unusual appetite

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5866
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Villages Defended:	13	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Zombie Dances:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where eating uncooked pork is a delicacy! We offer a unique opportunity to tickle virtual anuses in exchange for earth dollars. Don’t miss out on this wild and wacky adventure!

EagleEyePartyCentral

aita, apartment, city hall, EagleEyePartyCentral, Eagles, Friends, Guilt, Invested, limited space, logical, nj, Packers fan, Patriots fan, Philadelphia, seating, significant others, super bowl, Upset, watch party

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4704
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Love Letters Sent:	18
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mines Excavated:	1253

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can host epic watch parties for the Eagles (or any other team)? Look no further! Our server may not have a small office or a three seat recliner couch, but we do have virtual seating for all your friends (and their significant others, even if they’re Packers or Patriots fans)!

Join us for a Super Bowl celebration like no other, where you can walk down to our virtual City Hall and celebrate with the rest of the city (virtually, of course). Don’t worry about limited space or seating, because in our Minecraft world, the possibilities are endless!

So come on down to our server and show your team spirit, no matter who you root for. And remember, in our world, everyone is an Eagles fan (or at least they can pretend to be for the day). See you there!

VintageVibesMC

antiquated, bring back, bygone era, cherished relics, childhood favorites, extinct items, fond memories, forgotten treasures, lost treasures, Nostalgia, obsolete, old world charm, Relics, relics of the past, Resurrected, Revival, sentimental favorites, treasures of the past, vintage, vintage finds, VintageVibesMC

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7886
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dimension Hops:	13
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Farms Harvested:	195
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18

Remember the good old days when dinosaurs roamed the Earth? Well, on our Minecraft server, we’ve brought them back to life! That’s right, you can ride a T-Rex to battle creepers or have a pet Triceratops to help you mine for diamonds. And that’s not all – we also have unicorns, dragons, and even a friendly neighborhood Loch Ness Monster. So if you want to experience a world where the impossible is possible, join our server and let your imagination run wild!

Starlink Smackdown Minecraft Server

Business, Competition, contracts, Corruption, elon musk, ENEMY, Government, innovation, international relations, Investigating, investigation, Legal, Minecraft, Procurement, Satellite, Server, SmackDown, Space, spacex, starlink, Technology, Ukraine, usaid

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5005
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Farms Harvested:	219
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Dimension Hops:	15	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than elon musk’s enemy usaid investigating starlink’s contracts in ukraine. we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of slime blocks. our community is more lit than a nether portal on fire. join us and experience the chaos for yourself. who knows, you might even uncover some scandalous secrets hidden in our pixelated world. so what are you waiting for? hop on this crazy train and let’s see where it takes us.

TeslaCraft: Exposing Blocky Personalities!

Automotive Industry, Bank of Nordea, blocky, climate change, collapsing, consumer behavior, Driving, electric cars, electric vehicles, elon musk, environmental impact, Europe, Exposes, Exposing, innovation, Investments, luxury cars, Personalities, renewable energy, Sales, sustainable transportation, Technology, tesla, TeslaCraft

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8968
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Divine Spears Created:	26
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Towns Built:	7

LOLZZZ come join our epic minecraft server, where driving a tesla is the only way to get around!! 😂😂 our head of investments from the bank of nordea said it best, “driving a tesla exposes who you are” so come show off your true self in our virtual world!! we have insane builds, crazy minigames, and even a secret underground tesla racing track 🏎️💨 join now and let your inner tesla lover shine!! #tesla4life #minecraftmadness 😜🤪

Alphabet Jam Land

alphabet, children, creativity, education, Jam, Land, Language, learning, learning styles, memorization, Music, nursery rhymes, phonics, Recitation, Repetition, singing, songs, teaching, Versions, vocalization, Ways

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5587
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40
Void Armor Forged:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Crops Grown:	7433

So, like, imagine a place where the alphabet is sung in the most epic way possible. Like, the letters come to life and start dancing around you as you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers. it’s like a musical extravaganza mixed with hardcore survival mode.

And get this, there’s a secret underground city filled with talking pigs who have a taste for adventure. They’ll guide you through mazes and challenges that will blow your mind. Plus, there’s a hidden treasure chest at the end that’s filled with enchanted golden apples and rare loot.

But wait, there’s more! The sky is always raining diamonds and emeralds, so you can just stand there and collect them like it’s no big deal. And the sunsets are so beautiful that you’ll forget you’re even playing a game.

So, come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the alphabet comes to life and pigs talk. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss.

Pixel News Network

audience engagement, BIAS, credibility, democrats, Disinformation, Impact, Independents, Journalism, local news, Media, Misinformation, Network, News, Newspapers, partisan attacks, Perception, PIXEL, polarization, Politics, Republican voters, study, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3216
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Buildings Constructed:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s, like, totally immune to partisan attacks? well, look no further, cuz our server is, like, the safest place for all u republican, democrat, and independent players out there! no more getting ur views messed up by fake news and biased reporting, just pure minecraft fun!

join us and u’ll be protected from all those nasty attacks that try to mess with ur head. u can build ur dream world without worrying about someone trying to brainwash u with their propaganda. plus, our server is, like, super cool and full of awesome players who just wanna have a good time.

so come on over and join us for the most epic minecraft experience ever! u won’t regret it, trust me. just leave all that political drama behind and let’s have some fun together!

What is the IP for Ludwig Minecraft Server?

ahgren, Chat, decides, Gaming, lud, ludwig, ludwigahgren, Minecraft, Server, Stream

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4591
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Falling into the Void:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	32

Ludwig van Beethoven was a German composer and pianist who is considered one of the most significant and influential figures in the history of classical music. Born in 1770 in Bonn, Beethoven began his musical career at a young age and quickly gained recognition for his talent. He moved to Vienna in his early twenties, where he studied under renowned composers such as Haydn and quickly established himself as a prodigious talent. Beethoven’s music is known for its innovative and expressive qualities, and he is particularly well-known for his symphonies, piano sonatas, and string quartets. Despite facing significant personal struggles, including hearing loss, Beethoven continued to create groundbreaking music until his death in 1827. His work remains a cornerstone of classical music repertoire and continues to inspire musicians and audiences around the world.

Axion Kingdom

Adventure, Axion, bespoke, Community, Development, friendship, Kingdom, Memories, Minecraft, Mods, multiplayer, nonsense, Owners, pay to win, Players, Plot, Plot World, Plugins, PvP, safe haven, smp, Survival, Trade

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1252
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Server Overview

Server Name	Minecraft Nostalgia
Discord Link	Join our Discord

Tired of joining servers that feel more like corporate empires than the classic survival worlds we grew up with? We’re here to bring back the real experience—a survival multiplayer world with no unnecessary plugins, no game-breaking mods, and no greedy owners looking to profit.

Features

Pure Survival PVP – Battle, explore, and survive just like the good old days.
Safe Plot World – A protected zone where PVP is disabled, claim your own plot to build epic bases or trade shops.
No Pay-to-Win, No Nonsense – Just Minecraft as it was meant to be.

If you miss the true Minecraft experience, come join us. A world built for nostalgia—by players, for players.

Currently in Development!

We want this server to be shaped by the players who will call it home. Join us early, be part of our growing community, and help craft a truly bespoke Minecraft experience built for nostalgia—by players, for players.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there a whitelist to join the server?	No, the server is open to all players who follow the rules.
Are there any banned items or behaviors?	We have a strict no-griefing policy and any form of cheating is not allowed.
Can I create my own faction or join an existing one?	Yes, players are free to create factions or join existing ones for cooperative gameplay.

Players:	105/200	Votes:	7256
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1