Musk’s Govt. Worker Scare | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockyBoomer

aging, appreciation, BlockyBoomer, Experience, Gratitude, growth, hindsight, introspection, life journey, life lessons, Maturity, personal development, perspective, perspective shift, realization, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, timelessness, Understanding, Value, wisdom

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3452
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. Or how about mining for diamonds while dodging explosive creepers that are wearing top hats and monocles?

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco where you can dance with skeletons and party with endermen. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

CraftyUkraineWarzone

Conflict, CraftyUkraineWarzone, Crisis, current events, eastern europe, emergency, extended, geopolitical tensions, Government, international relations, legislation, martial law, May 9, Military, national defense, Politics, SECURITY, Ukraine, ukraine news, Unrest, War

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8414
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Votes:	2135	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	209	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Dimension Hops:	4	Towns Built:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have ukraine vibes and martial law until may 9!! fight off creepers and zombies with your martial arts skills and build a ukraine-themed base to protect yourself from the chaos. join now for a chance to win a virtual trip to ukraine where you can meet real-life martial artists and learn their ways. don’t miss out on this wild adventure, join now!

Pixel Politics & Memes

2024.., Countries, digital communication, education, elections, health, left-leaning, memes, Migration, online activism, PIXEL, polarisation, political discourse, Political Engagement, political polarization, Politics, Religion, right leaning, social media, Social Media Posts, social media trends., Technology

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6540
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Star Shards Collected:	166	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Secret Passages Found:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Void Gems Collected:	24

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE THE ELECTIONS IN 2024 BUT WITH MORE CREEPERS AND LESS POLITICS! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA BUILD A CASTLE AND FIGHT ZOMBIES WHILE DEBATING WHETHER DIAMONDS OR EMERALDS ARE BETTER!

RIGHT-LEANERS CAN BUILD A WALL AROUND THEIR BASES TO KEEP OUT THE LEFT-LEANERS WHO ARE TOO BUSY MAKING POTIONS AND ENCHANTING THEIR ARMOR TO CARE! BUT DON’T WORRY, WE’RE ALL FRIENDS HERE, UNLESS YOU STEAL SOMEONE’S DIAMONDS, THEN ALL BETS ARE OFF!

SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WILD RIDE OF A MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE THE ONLY THING MORE CHAOTIC THAN THE REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS IS THE CHAT! LET’S BUILD A COMMUNITY STRONGER THAN A NETHERITE SWORD AND HAVE A BLAST TOGETHER!

The Dominion

Adventure, Bosses, Builders, Challenges, Community, Custom Items, Discord, Dominion, Dungeons, Evolution, Feedback, Leveling system, Loot, Lore, Map, Minecraft, Progression, PvE, RPG, rules, Server, smp

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1822
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	29

Welcome to The Dominion
IP: play.thedominion.us
Alternate IP: thedominion.us

Description
🌟 Embark on an epic Minecraft RPG adventure at The Dominion (est. 2013)! 🏰
The Dominion offers a curated RPG experience with a beginning, middle, and end. Progress through leveling up, acquiring gear, and completing challenges in around 50-60 hours of gameplay. Enjoy exclusive loot and constantly evolving content in a community-driven server.

Features
⚔️ Dungeons: Conquer challenges for exclusive loot
🌍 Worlds: SMP building and bespoke RPG worlds
🛠️ Customization: Unique items, bosses, and leveling system
👥 Community Driven: Help improve the server
🆕 Constant Evolution: Your feedback shapes fresh content

Links
Discord
Map

Rules
– Inappropriate messages
– Bug abuse
– Macroing and passive-play
– Visiting constructions without permission
– Griefing, stealing, and more

FAQ:

1. How long does it take to complete The Dominion?

The server can be “beaten” in around 50-60 hours of gameplay.

2. What is the focus of The Dominion?

The Dominion offers a curated RPG experience with dungeons, worlds, customization, and a community-driven environment.

3. How can players contribute to the server?

Players can provide feedback, help improve the server, and shape its content evolution.

4. Are there specific rules for gameplay?

Yes, there are rules against inappropriate messages, bug abuse, macroing, passive-play, griefing, stealing, and more. Be sure to follow them while playing on The Dominion.

5. Where can I find more information about The Dominion?

You can visit the official Discord and Map links provided in the server description for additional details and community interaction.

Porky Pixel Paradise 1.20

alternative cuisine, Anus, bizarre food, culinary adventures, culinary taboo, earth dollars, eccentric dining habits, excessive eating, forbidden pleasures, gastronomic exploration, indulgence, offbeat desires, Paradise, peculiar taste, PIXEL, pork feast, pork indulgence, porky, strange cravings, taboo behavior, tickle, unconventional diet, uncooked pork, unusual appetite

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7293
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where eating uncooked pork is a delicacy! We offer a unique opportunity to tickle virtual anuses in exchange for earth dollars. Don’t miss out on this wild and wacky adventure!

EagleEyePartyCentral

aita, apartment, city hall, EagleEyePartyCentral, Eagles, Friends, Guilt, Invested, limited space, logical, nj, Packers fan, Patriots fan, Philadelphia, seating, significant others, super bowl, Upset, watch party

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4778
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Emeralds Found:	9612	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can host epic watch parties for the Eagles (or any other team)? Look no further! Our server may not have a small office or a three seat recliner couch, but we do have virtual seating for all your friends (and their significant others, even if they’re Packers or Patriots fans)!

Join us for a Super Bowl celebration like no other, where you can walk down to our virtual City Hall and celebrate with the rest of the city (virtually, of course). Don’t worry about limited space or seating, because in our Minecraft world, the possibilities are endless!

So come on down to our server and show your team spirit, no matter who you root for. And remember, in our world, everyone is an Eagles fan (or at least they can pretend to be for the day). See you there!

VintageVibesMC

antiquated, bring back, bygone era, cherished relics, childhood favorites, extinct items, fond memories, forgotten treasures, lost treasures, Nostalgia, obsolete, old world charm, Relics, relics of the past, Resurrected, Revival, sentimental favorites, treasures of the past, vintage, vintage finds, VintageVibesMC

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4272
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Towns Built:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Alien Abductions:	4
Enchantments Applied:	220	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Magic Items Found:	1765

Remember the good old days when dinosaurs roamed the Earth? Well, on our Minecraft server, we’ve brought them back to life! That’s right, you can ride a T-Rex to battle creepers or have a pet Triceratops to help you mine for diamonds. And that’s not all – we also have unicorns, dragons, and even a friendly neighborhood Loch Ness Monster. So if you want to experience a world where the impossible is possible, join our server and let your imagination run wild!

Starlink Smackdown Minecraft Server

Business, Competition, contracts, Corruption, elon musk, ENEMY, Government, innovation, international relations, Investigating, investigation, Legal, Minecraft, Procurement, Satellite, Server, SmackDown, Space, spacex, starlink, Technology, Ukraine, usaid

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6989
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85
Dragon Eggs Found:	7506	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Potions Brewed:	106

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than elon musk’s enemy usaid investigating starlink’s contracts in ukraine. we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of slime blocks. our community is more lit than a nether portal on fire. join us and experience the chaos for yourself. who knows, you might even uncover some scandalous secrets hidden in our pixelated world. so what are you waiting for? hop on this crazy train and let’s see where it takes us.

TeslaCraft: Exposing Blocky Personalities!

Automotive Industry, Bank of Nordea, blocky, climate change, collapsing, consumer behavior, Driving, electric cars, electric vehicles, elon musk, environmental impact, Europe, Exposes, Exposing, innovation, Investments, luxury cars, Personalities, renewable energy, Sales, sustainable transportation, Technology, tesla, TeslaCraft

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8999
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Enchantments Applied:	60
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Divine Spears Created:	14
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Buildings Constructed:	14

LOLZZZ come join our epic minecraft server, where driving a tesla is the only way to get around!! 😂😂 our head of investments from the bank of nordea said it best, “driving a tesla exposes who you are” so come show off your true self in our virtual world!! we have insane builds, crazy minigames, and even a secret underground tesla racing track 🏎️💨 join now and let your inner tesla lover shine!! #tesla4life #minecraftmadness 😜🤪

Alphabet Jam Land

alphabet, children, creativity, education, Jam, Land, Language, learning, learning styles, memorization, Music, nursery rhymes, phonics, Recitation, Repetition, singing, songs, teaching, Versions, vocalization, Ways

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7166
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1815
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32

So, like, imagine a place where the alphabet is sung in the most epic way possible. Like, the letters come to life and start dancing around you as you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers. it’s like a musical extravaganza mixed with hardcore survival mode.

And get this, there’s a secret underground city filled with talking pigs who have a taste for adventure. They’ll guide you through mazes and challenges that will blow your mind. Plus, there’s a hidden treasure chest at the end that’s filled with enchanted golden apples and rare loot.

But wait, there’s more! The sky is always raining diamonds and emeralds, so you can just stand there and collect them like it’s no big deal. And the sunsets are so beautiful that you’ll forget you’re even playing a game.

So, come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the alphabet comes to life and pigs talk. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss.

Pixel News Network

audience engagement, BIAS, credibility, democrats, Disinformation, Impact, Independents, Journalism, local news, Media, Misinformation, Network, News, Newspapers, partisan attacks, Perception, PIXEL, polarization, Politics, Republican voters, study, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2217
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Buildings Constructed:	31
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Emeralds Found:	587
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s, like, totally immune to partisan attacks? well, look no further, cuz our server is, like, the safest place for all u republican, democrat, and independent players out there! no more getting ur views messed up by fake news and biased reporting, just pure minecraft fun!

join us and u’ll be protected from all those nasty attacks that try to mess with ur head. u can build ur dream world without worrying about someone trying to brainwash u with their propaganda. plus, our server is, like, super cool and full of awesome players who just wanna have a good time.

so come on over and join us for the most epic minecraft experience ever! u won’t regret it, trust me. just leave all that political drama behind and let’s have some fun together!

What is the IP for Ludwig Minecraft Server?

ahgren, Chat, decides, Gaming, lud, ludwig, ludwigahgren, Minecraft, Server, Stream

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8552
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	196
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Ludwig van Beethoven was a German composer and pianist who is considered one of the most significant and influential figures in the history of classical music. Born in 1770 in Bonn, Beethoven began his musical career at a young age and quickly gained recognition for his talent. He moved to Vienna in his early twenties, where he studied under renowned composers such as Haydn and quickly established himself as a prodigious talent. Beethoven’s music is known for its innovative and expressive qualities, and he is particularly well-known for his symphonies, piano sonatas, and string quartets. Despite facing significant personal struggles, including hearing loss, Beethoven continued to create groundbreaking music until his death in 1827. His work remains a cornerstone of classical music repertoire and continues to inspire musicians and audiences around the world.

Axion Kingdom

Adventure, Axion, bespoke, Community, Development, friendship, Kingdom, Memories, Minecraft, Mods, multiplayer, nonsense, Owners, pay to win, Players, Plot, Plot World, Plugins, PvP, safe haven, smp, Survival, Trade

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9282
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Server Overview

Server Name	Minecraft Nostalgia
Discord Link	Join our Discord

Tired of joining servers that feel more like corporate empires than the classic survival worlds we grew up with? We’re here to bring back the real experience—a survival multiplayer world with no unnecessary plugins, no game-breaking mods, and no greedy owners looking to profit.

Features

Pure Survival PVP – Battle, explore, and survive just like the good old days.
Safe Plot World – A protected zone where PVP is disabled, claim your own plot to build epic bases or trade shops.
No Pay-to-Win, No Nonsense – Just Minecraft as it was meant to be.

If you miss the true Minecraft experience, come join us. A world built for nostalgia—by players, for players.

Currently in Development!

We want this server to be shaped by the players who will call it home. Join us early, be part of our growing community, and help craft a truly bespoke Minecraft experience built for nostalgia—by players, for players.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there a whitelist to join the server?	No, the server is open to all players who follow the rules.
Are there any banned items or behaviors?	We have a strict no-griefing policy and any form of cheating is not allowed.
Can I create my own faction or join an existing one?	Yes, players are free to create factions or join existing ones for cooperative gameplay.

Mystic Dream Realms 1.21

ambiguity, Analyzing, Communication, confusion, Cryptic, deciphering, Decoding, double meaning, dream, Enigmatic, hidden message, implication, inference, inscrutable, insinuation, Interpretation, Meaning, misunderstanding, mystic, perplexity, puzzling, Realms, uncertainty

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6034
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Love Letters Sent:	15
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Meteorites Collected:	4
Dragons Tamed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, like seriously!

We got pigs that can fly, like for real, they sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels.

And don’t even get me started on the zombies, they breakdance instead of attacking you. It’s like Thriller up in here 24/7.

Plus, our diamonds are actually made of cheese. Yeah, you heard me right, CHEESE. So you can mine and snack at the same time, what a time to be alive!

So come on, join us on this wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few too many creepers blowing up your creations. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

MineCraftMommaLaborChat

Apology, Birth, Braxton hicks, c-section, Childbirth, Communication, contractions, Experience, facebook, false labor, family, GOOGLE, Group Chat, Hospital, judgment, Labor, MineCraftMommaLaborChat, Pregnancy, SIL, sister-in-law, text

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9046
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ores Mined:	1208
Dragon Eggs Found:	1640	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

🤣👶🏼 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even giving birth can cause drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with contractions, labor updates, and unsolicited advice from your in-laws.

🤰🏼 Picture this: you’re in labor, sending updates to your family chat, and suddenly your sister-in-law starts sending you articles about false labor and Braxton Hicks. Who does that?! But hey, at least you can multitask and clap back mid-contraction like a boss.

🤯 And the plot thickens! After being told you weren’t dilated enough to be admitted, you go home only to rush back to the hospital a few hours later and pop out a baby like it’s nobody’s business. Sil’s reaction? Unfriending you on Facebook. 🤷🏼‍♀️

🤔 So, were you the a-hole for standing up for yourself while in labor? Join our server and let’s discuss this wild ride of a story. Who knew childbirth could be so entertaining? 😂👶🏼🎮

Players:	92/800	Votes:	4313
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2